A little help on pesterchum

Chapter 1

EctoBiologest started pestering CarcinoGenetecist:

EB: um karkat?

CG: WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT?

EB: I um I need help with something.

CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED HELP WITH?

EB: um well something hurts and I don't know what to do.

CG: WHAT HURTS?

EB: well you know that thing.

CG: NO I DON'T FUCKASS, TELL ME.

EB: well um

EB: its my, my um

EB: d-dick

CG: OH.

CG: WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?!

EB: h-help.

CG: GH?! WERENT YOU THE ONE WHO WAS ALL "NOT A HOMOSEXUAL" SHIT?!

EB: I know I know but now I'm not so sure.

CG: YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER EGBERT.

EB: please karkat? I seriously don't know what to do I've never done it before.

CG: OK, OK, I'LL BRING A BUCKET AND BE OVER IN A FEW.

EB: thanks karkat.

EctoBiologist ceased pestering CarcinoGenetecist.

Shit I'm going over to Egbert's house to help him masturbate. Ok, bucket, Check, backpack, Check, Me, Check.

…JOHNS HOUSE…...

Ok let's do this. I knock on the door.

"I'm coming!" he yells. He cracks the door open, "yes? Oh! Karkat come on in!"

I grunt and walk in. he's in nothing but boxers and he's really sweaty. I can see his hard on twitching from under his boxers. He sits down and fidgets.

"You ok?" I say

"I d-don't really know" he says nervously

"Alright well uh I got a bucket" I say

"What's the bucket for?" He says bluntly

"It's for the uh cum, the stuff that comes out" I say nervously

"Oh" he says

"Yeah ok, um sit down" I say

"o-ok" he says as he sits down awkwardly

"Um, take 'it' out"

"o-ok" he takes out his business

Well it's bigger than I thought it would be… WTF AM I THINKING ABOUT?! GAAAAAHHHH!

I look away quickly and sit 2 seats away from him on the couch.

"Ok so put your hand around it" I say somewhat calmly "a-and stroke it up and down"

"…" he starts to stroke it, he moans softly. But he pulls away "I-I can't do it w-when you're staring at me"

"Oh sorry" I turn around and signal him to continue.

I can hear soft moaning. Shit I think I'm hard .fuck. Fuck. Fuck I seriously hope he doesn't fucking notice.

what do you think? :o)