Tiran: I redid this chapter, so, enjoy.

Kat: And I re-edited a bit! Like I always do. I like editing. Now, what about the disclaimer?

Tiran: Oh, yeah! Me an' Kat don't own K-Mart or YGO.

Kat: What a shame, huh?

Tiran: Yep.


Going Nowhere at the Speed of Light
Chapter 1:
Heading For Trouble?
A car pulled up the driveway at the Kame Game Shop (Tristan was driving) and Joey jumped out. He ran into the shop.

"Hello, Joey. Yugi is upstairs in his room." stated Solomon Mutou.

"Thanks, Gramps!" replied Joey, running up the stairs. "YUGI! What's takin' so long? We're supposed to be goin' to K-Mart, didja forget?" he exclaimed.

"I'm coming, Joey!" replied Yugi. Yugi finished getting ready and came out of his room, which is separate from Yami's room.

"Are you ready yet Yami?" asked Yugi, as Yami walked out of his room.

"All set, Aibou," replied Yami, who was wearing a big white trench coat.

"Um, Yami, why are you wearing one of Kaiba's coats?" asked a mystified Yugi.

"I won it from him in a poker game."

"Okay..."

Yugi walked down the stairs to join Joey. Yami followed, but tripped over the coat (which was WAY too big for him), fell down the stairs, and landed flat on his face.

"Ouch..."

"Why don't you just leave that here, alright?" Yugi suggested, trying not to laugh.

"Good idea..." replied a slightly embarrassed Yami. He ran back up to his room, threw the coat onto the bed, and ran back downstairs.

"That coat was too big for me anyway," stated Yami.

"Yeah, that's why you tripped. Let's go," replied Yugi.

"C'mon, everybody's waitin' in the car," exclaimed Joey, who was tapping his foot impatiently.

"Goodbye Yugi. Have a good time!" Grandpa called.

"Bye Grandpa!" Yugi called back, as they all went outside to the car (which happened to be a Hummer) where Tristan, Ryou, Bakura, Mai, Serenity, Tea, Marik, Malik, and Duke were waiting.

"Brr, it's cold out here!" stated Joey.

"You could borrow the coat I won from Kaiba," suggested Yami.

"Like I'd ever wanna wear somethin' that belonged to Kaiba..." Joey muttered.

"How can everyone fit in there?" Yugi asked Tristan.

"It seats at least 15, I'm drivin', Duke's up front with me, you, Yami, and Joey are behind us, Tea, Serenity, and Mai are behind you, and Marik, Malik, Ryou and Bakura are shoved into the back." replied Tristan.

"Rather uncomfortably, I might add," Ryou interjected.

"Oh, stop complaining..." Marik grumbled.

"You're just grouchy 'cause I beat you at Ping Pong!" shouted Malik.

"Would you two shut up!" Bakura yelled as Tea, Serenity, and Mai were sweatdropping in front of them.

Yugi, Yami, and Joey climbed into the car.

"Anyone want some candy? I brought a lot!" asked Yugi. ((Tiran: I wonder where that will lead?

"Eh, no thanks Yuug." refused Joey.

After many minutes of arguing between the Yamis, and much candy-eating done by Yugi, they reached the K-Mart, 15 minutes from closing.

"Alright guys, we got fifteen minutes, lets go!" Joey exclaimed.

"Jou, are you sure about this?" asked Yugi.

"'Course I am, nothin' could possibly go wrong. It's just a little shopping trip," Joey assured his friend. If he only knew...


End of Chapter 1
Tiran: That went well.

Kat: Yeah, I think so. Well, so long everyone. Remember the 3 R's: Read, review, recycle!

Tiran: I thought it was: "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"...?

Kat: Oh, I think you're right. Well, do it anyway! xD