Fucker: Rock Me
Alex Forsyth sat around his living room, game controller in hand, bored out of his tiny mind. Roo and Chalupa nudged his hand while purring, but Alex only shooed them away. He just didn't seem to have much interest in pussies lately. He sighed, returning to the mindless zombie killing of his video games before Will waltzed in through the door, stumbling and almost tripping.
"ALEEEEEEX! My compadre! Mon ami! Meine Freunde! WASSUUUUUUUP!" Will slurred, approaching Alex and running his hand over the silky hairs of his neck beard before tumbling into Alex's spread open legs. Alex blushed as Will cuddled into his neck, kissing the coarse hairs before pulling back to smile at him in a non-Will way.
"W-Will! Are you drunk or something?!" He said, trying to push Will off, but he was not successful because he was too distractedness by the firmness of his chest and the sexiness of his clavicle, revealed by the bright pink, low cut tank top Will was wearing. Will only giggled before waving his hand dismissively.
"Of course not, SILLY! I'm HIGH on LIFE!" Will exclaimed, waging a small pill bottle with a suspicious label with LIFE scrawled on it. Alex stared at it for a second before nodding, totally convinced of its legitimacy.
"Okay! Hey... What's that?" Alex asked, having felt Will grind against his crotch as he still sat between Alex's spread legs. Will only grinned suggestively before grinding particularly hard against Alex, making a very, VERY small bulge appear.
"Well, it certainly ain't my Yu-Gi-Oh cards." Will reached into his pocket and pulled out a deck. "It's my Magic cards! And my dick actually. C'mon, Alex. I want your Sword of Revealing Light all up in mah Trap Hole," Will said seductively, taking off his glasses and taking off his red leopard print booty shorts. Alex was immediately entranced by the pale, bony, hairy, ghostly white, acne covered keister and whipped off his pants in a frenzy before tackling Will to the ground.
"You better be ready for my dragon, Will!" Alex yelled before ripping off his grungy Metallica Tee Shirt and pushing up Will's tank top up to reveal Will's pert nipples and ghastly paleness. Alex grew to a ruddy redness as his cock throbbed at the sight of Will's body, and he rubbed his chin against Will's, Will moaning as their beards caressed each other, turning each other on even more until they startled the cats with their groans and undulations of ecstasy and desire.
Suddenly, Will's shreds of ripped shorts started to vibrate and play the familiar rhythm of Rock Me by One Direction. Spurred on by the beauty of the song, Will wrapped his legs around Alex's waist and tugged him toward his Trap Hole.
"Rock me, Alex. I want you to ROCK ME. ROCK ME YEAH!" Alex plunged his aching, quivering manstick into Will's hot cavern and fucked him to the beat as Will yelled out the song's lyrics in ecstasy. "HIT THE PEDAL, HEAVY METAL."
"SHOW ME YOU CAAAAAARE!" Alex sang loudly to the familiar rhythm as he pounded into Will's pliant hole, speeding up to match the beat of the song and almost cumming at the heavenly sound of One Direction voices. He teared as the last verse came on, overcome with the emotion of wanting to be rocked by Harry Styles. Will quivered like a sinner in church as he sang out the last lyrics.
"I WANT YOU TO ROCK ME. ROCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He came violently, the warm jizz shooting and sticking into Alex's beard and hair. As Alex pulled out, Rodrigo ran out the hallway where he was watching the whole thing and came on both of their faces, singing "Live While We're Young" as he ran out the door.
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