Ok, so this story is really messed up, but it is good for a laugh or
two. My friends and I wrote it at like, midnight though. So just don't ask.
Oh and this is NOT for Powerpuff Girl lovers. You'll see why.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own FF7, and thank god I don't own the Powerpuff Girls. If I did, I would shoot myself.
Just before the fall of Meteor the powerpuff girls were trying to stop it, without much avail. "Hahahahaha, the world is doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sephiroth laughed.
"No it is not!" the foolish girls yelled, "WE can stop it!" they stated in an all-powerful tone.
"Who do you think you are talking to?" Sephiroth blared at them.
"Your no one special!" the brainless girls shot back.
"STUPID MORTALS! I am the great Sephiroth! GWAHAHAHAHA!" he proclaimed to them.
"Never heard of him." The dimwitted Bubbles blurted out.
"Than the last thing you will hear is my name!!" Sephiroth whipped out his sword and began to charge, but then someone stepped in front of him.
"What the **** do you want????" Sephiroth spat as the powerpuff girls gasped at his foul speech.
"I don't believe it!" Blossom cried while Buttercup and Bubbles stood mouths gaping like cods.
"It is the one ******* who can actually stop me." Sephiroth muttered to himself.
"YOU LITTLE *****!" Cloud yelled, "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW UP THE PLANET, AGAIN?!" The girls being as dim as they are didn't quite get the fact that they were already goners.
"How dare you insult *me*!!!" Sephiroth's anger was rising. "*--__--* You are really pissing me off now. Look call off Meteor for three hours and we can finish this ok?" Cloud smirked at the fact that he could beat these pretenders. Suddenly Bubbles got a creepy feeling and wined, "I wanna leave!" which in turn created more chaos. "Shut up you." Cloud was cut of by a very pissed off Sephiroth. "YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO DELAY OUR FIGHT!! GET READY TO FIGHT CLOUD STRIFE!! AS FOR YOU," Sephiroth pointed at the three terrified girls, "IF YOU DARE TO MOVE YOUR HEAD WILL BE GOING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!" "Fine then, BRING IT ON *******************!" Cloud yelled as he charged leaving the girls dumbfounded. They were toooo lost to bother with moving. Sephiroth and Cloud's swords collided and they stared into each other's eyes with equal hatred. "I am not going to lose, Cloud!" "Nor am I!" "But." the girls protested, Cloud and Sephiroth turned glaring at them. "Shouldn't have done that." Buttercup said bluntly when she saw how annoyed the two were with them. Sephiroth and Cloud's swords were still locked and they flashed in the sun. They would glance from each other to the powerpuff girls, obviously having great internal conflict. "They are too **** annoying!" "Let's kill them first, agreed?" "*Hehehehe* ok." "Let's take the blue one out first." Bubbles looked thoroughly scared. "If you want one of us you have to take all of us." Blossom said bravely. Obviously she wasn't aware of who they were dealing with. Bubbles was frightened so she flew off followed by her sisters. Cloud and Sephiroth unlocked swords sprouted wings simultaneously, and began to chase the brats. The girls screamed and they closed in. Cloud took the lead and play slashed at Bubbles, but, to Bubbles, it was a very hard hit she fell to the earth. Blossom flew after her sister only to run into Sephiroth. "Gwahahaha! Now you friggin -censored- lollypop, YOU SHALL PAY!!!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" she screamed as Sephiroth drew the Matsumari and cut her clean in half. Blood sprayed into the air, sending a rain of red down onto the town. Buttercup as now freaked out being the only one left and didn't know what to do. Cloud and Sephiroth advance on Buttercup together. Electricity began lighting the air around them and black clouds darkened the skies. Cloud decided to use a subtle Omnislash and blood sprayed into his eyes blinding him. Cloud pulled back and narrowly avoided running into Sephiroth. Buttercup went spiraling down; drops of blood floating and falling behind her. Bubbles became conscious just in time to see the bleeding, mangled body of her sister falling to the ground. "**** boy! Watch it!!!!!" Sephiroth snapped. "**** off!!" Cloud hissed after wiping the blood out of his eyes. Bubbles looked up and knew that she had to get away. She quietly started walking but tripped and fell float on her face; " OW!" and all eyes were on her. "There's more of them **** things?" Sephiroth asked. "There were three if you can count." Cloud mocked his adversary. "GOD ****** I CAN COUNT YOU *****!" Sephiroth spat at Cloud. While Cloud and Sephiroth were in the cursing/glaring match, Bubbles steadied her self and started searching for her sisters. The two one winged fighters continued their yelling as Bubbles watched her two previously dead sisters rise out of the rubble, their eyes glowing. Cloud and Sephiroth looked down to see what was left of them as they stood to challenge them once more. "What the ****?" "They have been possessed by a demon.. But a lesser one at that." "This should be fun." Bubbles watched in horror as what was left of her sister's bodies flew to meet Cloud and Sephiroth. "Are you mental?" Bubbles screamed; her words had no affect on her sisters as they approached the fighters. As the possessed lollypops flew closer Cloud fluffed and looked toward Sephiroth. "You ready?" he asked "What the **** is wrong with you?!?" Sephiroth stared mockingly at him. "What?! Are you ready or not?" "Never mind baka." Sephiroth retorted, "Of course I am ready. Are YOU?" "Of course!" Cloud replied turning to the once powerpuff girls "BRING IT ON!!!" He yelled charging "Stupid rookie fighter" Sephiroth muttered following the now blond streak traveling towards the girls. Suddenly the Earth was violently trembling. "Oh, ****!!! METEOR!!!!" Cloud looked up, "Sephiroth?!?" "HAHAHAHAHAAHA. Now ALL OF YOU WILL DIE!!!!!" Sephiroth cackled
Disclaimer: No, I don't own FF7, and thank god I don't own the Powerpuff Girls. If I did, I would shoot myself.
Just before the fall of Meteor the powerpuff girls were trying to stop it, without much avail. "Hahahahaha, the world is doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sephiroth laughed.
"No it is not!" the foolish girls yelled, "WE can stop it!" they stated in an all-powerful tone.
"Who do you think you are talking to?" Sephiroth blared at them.
"Your no one special!" the brainless girls shot back.
"STUPID MORTALS! I am the great Sephiroth! GWAHAHAHAHA!" he proclaimed to them.
"Never heard of him." The dimwitted Bubbles blurted out.
"Than the last thing you will hear is my name!!" Sephiroth whipped out his sword and began to charge, but then someone stepped in front of him.
"What the **** do you want????" Sephiroth spat as the powerpuff girls gasped at his foul speech.
"I don't believe it!" Blossom cried while Buttercup and Bubbles stood mouths gaping like cods.
"It is the one ******* who can actually stop me." Sephiroth muttered to himself.
"YOU LITTLE *****!" Cloud yelled, "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW UP THE PLANET, AGAIN?!" The girls being as dim as they are didn't quite get the fact that they were already goners.
"How dare you insult *me*!!!" Sephiroth's anger was rising. "*--__--* You are really pissing me off now. Look call off Meteor for three hours and we can finish this ok?" Cloud smirked at the fact that he could beat these pretenders. Suddenly Bubbles got a creepy feeling and wined, "I wanna leave!" which in turn created more chaos. "Shut up you." Cloud was cut of by a very pissed off Sephiroth. "YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO DELAY OUR FIGHT!! GET READY TO FIGHT CLOUD STRIFE!! AS FOR YOU," Sephiroth pointed at the three terrified girls, "IF YOU DARE TO MOVE YOUR HEAD WILL BE GOING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!" "Fine then, BRING IT ON *******************!" Cloud yelled as he charged leaving the girls dumbfounded. They were toooo lost to bother with moving. Sephiroth and Cloud's swords collided and they stared into each other's eyes with equal hatred. "I am not going to lose, Cloud!" "Nor am I!" "But." the girls protested, Cloud and Sephiroth turned glaring at them. "Shouldn't have done that." Buttercup said bluntly when she saw how annoyed the two were with them. Sephiroth and Cloud's swords were still locked and they flashed in the sun. They would glance from each other to the powerpuff girls, obviously having great internal conflict. "They are too **** annoying!" "Let's kill them first, agreed?" "*Hehehehe* ok." "Let's take the blue one out first." Bubbles looked thoroughly scared. "If you want one of us you have to take all of us." Blossom said bravely. Obviously she wasn't aware of who they were dealing with. Bubbles was frightened so she flew off followed by her sisters. Cloud and Sephiroth unlocked swords sprouted wings simultaneously, and began to chase the brats. The girls screamed and they closed in. Cloud took the lead and play slashed at Bubbles, but, to Bubbles, it was a very hard hit she fell to the earth. Blossom flew after her sister only to run into Sephiroth. "Gwahahaha! Now you friggin -censored- lollypop, YOU SHALL PAY!!!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" she screamed as Sephiroth drew the Matsumari and cut her clean in half. Blood sprayed into the air, sending a rain of red down onto the town. Buttercup as now freaked out being the only one left and didn't know what to do. Cloud and Sephiroth advance on Buttercup together. Electricity began lighting the air around them and black clouds darkened the skies. Cloud decided to use a subtle Omnislash and blood sprayed into his eyes blinding him. Cloud pulled back and narrowly avoided running into Sephiroth. Buttercup went spiraling down; drops of blood floating and falling behind her. Bubbles became conscious just in time to see the bleeding, mangled body of her sister falling to the ground. "**** boy! Watch it!!!!!" Sephiroth snapped. "**** off!!" Cloud hissed after wiping the blood out of his eyes. Bubbles looked up and knew that she had to get away. She quietly started walking but tripped and fell float on her face; " OW!" and all eyes were on her. "There's more of them **** things?" Sephiroth asked. "There were three if you can count." Cloud mocked his adversary. "GOD ****** I CAN COUNT YOU *****!" Sephiroth spat at Cloud. While Cloud and Sephiroth were in the cursing/glaring match, Bubbles steadied her self and started searching for her sisters. The two one winged fighters continued their yelling as Bubbles watched her two previously dead sisters rise out of the rubble, their eyes glowing. Cloud and Sephiroth looked down to see what was left of them as they stood to challenge them once more. "What the ****?" "They have been possessed by a demon.. But a lesser one at that." "This should be fun." Bubbles watched in horror as what was left of her sister's bodies flew to meet Cloud and Sephiroth. "Are you mental?" Bubbles screamed; her words had no affect on her sisters as they approached the fighters. As the possessed lollypops flew closer Cloud fluffed and looked toward Sephiroth. "You ready?" he asked "What the **** is wrong with you?!?" Sephiroth stared mockingly at him. "What?! Are you ready or not?" "Never mind baka." Sephiroth retorted, "Of course I am ready. Are YOU?" "Of course!" Cloud replied turning to the once powerpuff girls "BRING IT ON!!!" He yelled charging "Stupid rookie fighter" Sephiroth muttered following the now blond streak traveling towards the girls. Suddenly the Earth was violently trembling. "Oh, ****!!! METEOR!!!!" Cloud looked up, "Sephiroth?!?" "HAHAHAHAHAAHA. Now ALL OF YOU WILL DIE!!!!!" Sephiroth cackled