Chapter 1:The Pig Lily pov BEEP!BEEP!BEEP!SMACK! I hope who ever invented the alarm clock got what they deserved.Killed. Bloody hell,its Saturday. What in the world possessed me to set my alarm on a SATURDAY?! Well I guess I'll just fallow my motto,'When all else fails,blame Potter'. I probably should take responsibility for myself.Hmmm...or not. I guess I could go get some breakfast now that I cant get back to sleep.Stupid Potter. Jeezs,the castle is practically deserted this early.Well,the fact that its a Saturday morning could be why. "Oh!Lilly!Sit with us!Sit with us!" " Hey Sirius,Remus,Pig-I mean Potter."HAHAHAHAHA!You should of seen his face! "Hey Lilly." "Hey Lilly." "Evans." Guess who that last one was.Yup. "So why are you guys up so early?" "Oh,we always get up this early.Especially on weekends.You know what I always say,'Early to bed,early to shine'. Yep."Yea right. Does Sirius really think I'm gonna fall for that. Seeing that grin on his face,I suppose so. I turn to Remus. "Prank?" "Prank." Now that I can believe. "Three sickles say that I can guess what's the prank." This will be fun. The three of them look very interested by this bet. "I'm in."says Sirius and Remus. " There's know way that you can guess what we did.I'm in."Says Potter.Boy is he wrong. "All right,the prank is on Snape. You charmed him to wear a baby doll outfit and he can't see what he's wearing to the end of the day or till you switch the spell."They all look shocked. "How do you know that?"asked Potter with wide eyes. "How'd you find out?"asked a more logical Remus. "Its like you have ESPN or something."asked a shocked and rather stupid Sirius. "It's a gift."I said.A gift that allows me to spy on other peoples conversations in the common room.Mwahahahahaha. "I believe that's 9 sickles boys." Once I got my money I started to eat some breakfast and the conversation changed to quiditch. " Are you trying out for the team this year Lily?"asked Remus. "Yeah we need a new chaser."said Sirius with his mouth full. "I guess I could.It could be fun." "What?Your not serious,are you?"asked a slightly surprised and aggravated Potter. "No,I'm." "Shut up Sirius." "Of course I am. Why wouldn't shouldn't I try out?"I asked. "Because your a girl."The pig sad. "What does that have to do with anything? There are other girls on the team,you git!" "Yeah,but your like a girl girl,Evans.You know what I mean." "No,Potter,I don't.Do you mine explaining?" "You just can't play on the quiditch team!" "Well I don't know if your aware of this or not,Potter,but your not the one who makes decisions for me! I'm going to try out for the team weather you like it or not!"I got up from the table where Potter and I were glaring at each other and walked out of the great hall and back to my dormitory. On my way I passed a 16 year old boy dressed in a pink ruffley dress with a pink bow in his greasy hair.