A/N- This is for everyone who is sick of Joker Sues!
One day in Gotham City, Raven Black Darksoul-Sadpast was walking down the street. Like every normal day, Raven was wearing all black and listening to Evanescence and Slipknot. Raven hated her life and her family. She was also misunderstood. While she was walking she bumped into the Joker committing a murder or some other crime. She screamed and he saw her. He caught her her and brought her back to his hideout for some inexplicable reason.
"I HATE YOU!" Screamed Raven. "Wait, I love you. Anarchy is awesome. My father hates me." Sue, oh sorry, I mean Raven started to fill the Joker in on her life story. She told him all about how her father tried to make her behave normaland how she was not into conformity. She also told him about how she was raped by her creepy uncle. And all that other stuff that makes for good angst. After she finished she looked up at the Joker with her wide purple eyes. "Soooooo... Joker, want to tell me how you got those scars?" She reached out her hand to touch him and the Joker immediately pulled out a machete and chopped her hand off. "Oh, that's alright, I still love you." Raven said as looked at the bloody stump where her hand used to be. She reached up again to touch him and the Joker promptly cut her other hand off. "JOKER!" She shrieked. "YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME!" She fought through pain and ignored the gushing blood because she loved him too much.
The Joker, who'd had to suffer through Raven's incredibly boring and un-original past, left the room. He returned with a chainsaw in hand.
"YOU CAME BA-" Raven never finished her sentence for her head was instantly severed. He then pulled out a hand gun and shot the body several times, just to make sure. The Joker breathed a sigh of relief.
"FINALLY!"
A/N- That was short, but it was meant to be. I wanted to show all you stupid Joker fangirls what would really happen if he met your self insert Sues.