"Oh I'm sure Seth would love to come out and spend the summer with you, dad." Seth's head perked up from where he was currently bent over a very intense game of Pokémon on his Gameboy. "Mom! No!" The black haired boy mouthed jumping up to stand on the couch and waving his arms for dramatic effect.

"Yes, yes, it will be a good chance for you two to spend some quality time together and I'm sure he'll be a big help out on the farm." Seth's eyes went wide and he clutched at his hair with a silent groan, "What? Mom! No, no, no!" he kept mouthing at her as he jumped over the back of the couch ready to tackle the woman who gave him life if he had too.

"Oh nonsense, dad, you don't have to pay for anything, I'll buy his ticket." Seth melted down to the floor his hand reaching up towards the ceiling to grasp on to whatever inch of life was still out there. He twitched, flopped around like a fish out of water, and gasped out for air before finally just giving up and dying.

He heard the click of phone being sat back on the hook and stuck his tongue out for flair. "Oh Seth, honestly!" his mother huffed, carelessly stepping over her only child's lifeless form as she made her way over to the family computer.

Trying not to be offended that his mother didn't even shed a tear over his traumatic death, Seth sat up and raised an eyebrow at his mother who only waved him off, "You're such a drama queen, it won't be that bad. No one has died from spending time with their grandparents." Seth was certain that wasn't true but if he brought it up he was sure his mother was going to smack him so he settled for saying it in his head and smirking smugly behind his hand.

But because moms are evil creatures and somehow always know what you're thinking, she leveled him with a good, hard, motherly stare and shook her head. "Forget it, Seth. You're going and that's final.

"I don't know why I have to spend my whole summer there." Seventeen year old Seth Rollins life was officially over. He had been doomed to spend his entire summer on some stinky farm in some run down Ohio town that literally no one had even heard of before. Seriously, he couldn't even find it on the map! But here his mother was, driving him to the airport to ship him off to parts unknown, never knowing what was to become of her baby boy.

"Because your grandfather asked you too, It wasn't like you had any plans anyway. It'll be good for you." Seth slumped down his seat and put his headphones in as he continued to sulk his way through the ride to the airport. Little did his mother know Seth actually did have plans; sleep till noon, eat until two, play videos games until midnight, a little self lovin' and then bed.

Not wake up before sunrise, milk cows, and go a whole summer staring at the wall paper peeling because his grandparents didn't believe in internet or electricity, or fun.

"This is child abuse!" Seth declared ripping his headphones out of his ears. "You're willingly sending me to the middle of nowhere in an abandoned town where the nearest hospital is probably like three hours away! I could die out there." His mother let out a chuckle and shook her head at her son's dramatics. Seth probably shouldn't have been shocked but he was. "Well. I'm glad my untimely death is so funny to you mother." He muttered as he jammed his headphones back in his ears.

After they'd gone through security and had gotten a bite to eat, Seth still had about an hour's wait before his flight took off. According to the airport rules, Seth was too old to have a parent wait with him at the gate so his mother had said her goodbyes after their dinner together and now Seth was lying on his back across a row of chairs holding his phone dangerously in the air above his face as he texted his friend Dolph Ziggler about the severe injustice he was currently going through.

Seth: You left me alone to go fuck girls in Miami and now I'm being shipped off to Old McDonalds farm.

Dolph: What R u even talking about

Seth: My mom is making me spend the ENTIRE summer with my grandfather in the old country! It's like 10,000 BC there!

Dolph: Oh! That was a good movie.

Seth: Will you focus!

*Aj has entered the conversation*

Aj: Hello boys, I'm assuming I've been replaced since no one has taken the time to ask me how camp has been so far.

Dolph: Its bcuz ur science camp. I cant even act lyke I care.

Seth: No one could replace you A. Mainly because you wouldn't let them but that's not really the point.

Dolph: This is why u dont have a gf…..

Seth: What is that even supposed to mean?

Dolph: ;)

Seth: Oh yeah? Well you text like a mentally challenged toddler monkey!

Aj: Boys, boys, boys. Let's not get into a macho man contest here. Now, Seth, what's this I hear about you not spending your summer in your room pining over the loss of Dolph and me?

Dolph: Seth is trading in his band tee shirts for overalls and getting a dog named bingo.

Seth: b-i-n-g-o *clap clap clap*

Aj: Well at least you're getting out there in the world, Good job Seth! I have to go. We're going to discuss our favorite elements on the periodic table.

*AJ has left the conversation*

Dolph: …

Seth: What? That doesn't sound like fun?

Dolph: I like that you made the joke after she left. Scaredy cat ;)

Seth: Look! The monkey types! And of course, I'm not stupid enough to insult science to Aj's face.

Dolph: At least we know our little girl is the hottest one there. We don't have to worry about any guys taking advantage of her!

Seth: *wipes a tear* they grow up so fast. Gotta go, they're boarding my flight!

Dolph: Good luck, Luke Duke!

A/n: Just something quick to get us started! I needed a bit of an escape from my other stories right now since writers block is keeping me from them and this idea has been running through my head for about a year now.

It was originally supposed to be a Sterek Fic (Teen Wolf) but then The Shield happened, haha.

Thanks for reading,

Lillian.