Thanksgiving on the Black Comet
SonicFanaticInc. & Werehog20
It was a nice autumn morning as the trees were golden brown and the flickies were migrating South for the Winter. Shadow was lying in bed with his head under his pillow, snoring loudly when suddenly there was a loud knock at the door, causing Shadow to instantly wake up and fall out of bed, "Ah! What the hell?" With an angry growl he stomped toward the front door, slamming it open with his pistol raised and ready to fire, "Who the hell are you and what the hell do you want?!"
A tall black and red alien with three eyes and two horns stood in the doorway. He was wearing a maroon robe with several shining ornaments hanging from his neck "Shame on you Shadow.", rasped the alien, "What a disrespectful greeting for your father!"
Shadow jumped back, "Black Doom?! What are you doing here?!"
"Don't you know what day it is Shadow?"
"The day someone lets me sleep in for once?"
"No you fool! Ahem! Its Thanksgiving. I'm here to bring you to the Black Comet. Did you not read the invitation I sent you a week ago?"
Shadow thought for a moment, "Oh wait, hang on." He then sifted through a pile of old mail sitting in a pile next to the doorway. "Hm... Bill, bill, final notice, a 2 for 1 deal at Gun R Us, Top Secret GUN File... Oh, Is it this? 'You're invited to a Black Arm Family Reunion aboard the Black Comet on the Eve of Thanksgiving.' What's the meaning of this?"
Black Doom crossed his arms, "The invitation is self-explanatory. I invited our entire family to Thanksgiving."
"I don't have a family."
"Of course you do! There's not only me but everyone else as well. Now come! We must return to the Comet!" Black Doom grabbed Shadow's arm and disappeared in a flash of light.
They reappeared in a large dark colored room within the Black Comet with purple and red light pulsating form the walls. In the sides of the massive room were large windows that gave a view of open space and Mobius. In the middle was a huge, long table that had several plates of recently cooked foods with more being placed by several Black Arms grunts that were running about. "As you can see Shadow, everything is almost finished. Just some finishing touches here and there. All should be ready by the time our other guests arrive."
Shadow watched the activity and suddenly he was struck by a thought, "Wait, earlier when I said I didn't have a family, you said, 'Of course you do.' What did you mean by that?"
Black Doom looked bewildered, "I'm surprised at you Shadow! For starters, I'm your father. Not to mention I made sure to invite your sons and daughter."
"What!? I have children?" shouted Shadow shockingly.
"Oh that's right, you wouldn't remember that due to your chronic amnesia..." said Black Doom as he face palmed. "It was about 21 years ago if I remember correctly... I came earlier than I was supposed to wake you up and take you to your first LEFUKEMESANU."
"Lefukme wha?"
"Hm... You could say it's like the Universal version of Mardi Gras, but it's far more amusing than your petty Mobian one..."
"How so?"
"Well, basically everyone parties and gets drunk, can do whatever the hell they want with whoever the hell they want, and the rest is never mentioned forever."
"Sounds... fun?"
"Well you certainly got a kick out of it... A male Black Arms' first LEFUKEMESANU is a right of passage."
"How did I do?"
"Oh you DID well to say least... I remember you got a fine looking violet hedgehog female after shooting up the Black Comet, which explains half of the craters on it to this day."
"Shit..."
"Shit indeed. Thats why there will be absolutely no liquor at this reunion," proclaimed Black Doom as he took a bottle of Chaos Royal from behind Shadow's back and chucked it out the window, hitting Space Colony ARK.
"Damn..."
"Anyways, that wasn't the best part. After creating chaos in the Black Comet, you took your vixen to a room and mated all night long, beating my record of 6 hours... I was quite impressed, you seem to have, what do you call it, game."
"... I'm not sure how to react to that. But, who are my children?"
At this moment there were three knocks at the door. Black Doom went to answer it while replying, "Ah, the guests have started to arrive."
He opened the door to find Sonic, Manic, and Sonia standing there. Sonic tapped his foot irritably and held up his invitation, "Mind telling me what this invitation is about?"
Black Doom ushered them inside, "Well it says Thanksgiving/Family Reunion. You three are family. Need I go on?"
Sonic stopped in his tracks, "What?"
Sonia crossed her arms and tossed her head, "Sorry tall, dark, and ugly but I'm positive we're hedgehogs, not disgusting aliens."
Manic twirled one of his drumsticks thoughtfully, "That would be cool! But, how would we be related?"
Black Doom pointed, "Well Shadow is your father. And I'm his father so that makes you a quarter Black Arms."
Shadow's jaw dropped while Sonic's eyes widened and said nervously, "Wait a second! Our mom was Queen Aleena, but nobody ever said who our father was! However, you can't be our dad because you were asleep for 50 years!"
"I woke him up for a 'special occasion', but anyways, did you say Aleena? I think I have a picture somewhere," said Black Doom while rummaging through his robe. After a few seconds of pulling out a few Black Arm weapons, papers in a foreign alien language, and a Chaos Emerald, he pulled out a photograph, taken by a Black Arm bat, of a teenage Shadow & Aleena fiercely making out in bed.
Manic & Sonia gasped while Sonic Spin Dashed into Shadow and shouted, "You sonofabitch!" The two tumbled about on the floor as Sonic attempted to strangle Shadow, "You dirty, drunk, motherfucker!"
"Oh the irony..." muttered Black Doom as he separated Sonic and Shadow with his arms held out.
"HEY! Show some respect to your 'father' faker! I was sure you didn't grow up to be a bad mouthing punk!"
"If you were my father then where were you all my life!? When we needed a dad?! Instead we all got separated and had to fight Eggman on our own! We could've finished him once and for all back then with you, but where were you, asleep in a capsule!"
"Its not my fault! How was I supposed to know?! Don't give me all that daddy issues crap, grow up for the love of Chaos."
Manic frowned, "Hey man, my bro has a point. Don't start nothin, won't be nothing."
Sonia added, "What Manic is trying to say is-"
"What in Mobius are these nasty pincushions doing here!" shouted Eggman as he floated in on his Egg Mobile. "You have some explaining to do here Doom!"
"Simple. Your grandfather Gerald Robotnik made Shadow with my DNA-"
"So I'm born from a gay couple?" shouted Shadow shockingly.
"Anyways... You Ivo is a grandson of Gerald, thus making Shadow your uncle."
"What?" cried out Eggman clichely.
"Hold up!" cried Sonic,"So if Shadow is Egghead's uncle and Shadow is my dad, wouldn't that mean..."
"That Ivo Robotnik is your cousin, then yes." finished Black Doom.
"That means hes my cousin too!" Sonia screamed, "EEEEWWWW!"
"Dude," added Manic with a grimace, "that's some creepy shit..."
There was another knock at the door as a Black Arms soldier opened it to show Tails & Cosmo walking in after flying in the X-Tornado to the Black Comet. Tails did a double take, "Sonic? Shadow? Eggman? What in the name of nuclear fusion is going on here?!"
"I was just about to ask you the same thing Tails!" called out Sonic, "Things are getting weird around here..."
"Like what?"
"Apparently I'm Sonic's father and Eggman's uncle..." muttered Shadow.
"Huh?!"
Black Doom then hovered over to Tails & Cosmo, greeting them, "Welcome Cosmo and... Tails... I thought I only invited you Cosmo?"
"Well I hope you don't mind if I invited Tails over since we just got engaged a few weeks ago, and I also needed his help to get into space..."
"What? You mean to tell me my daughter is getting married to a scrawny little kitsune?!" suddenly boomed none other than a ghost of Lucas (Dark Oak).
"What's going on here?" shouted Tails over everyone else's gasp.
"You didn't know?" asked Cosmo, "Black Doom is my father's great times like 100th uncle..."
"Which was a complete mistake after getting down at an old Seedrian Rave..." added Black Doom.
"So that means...?"
"I have Black Arm heritage, which gave me my inspiration when I tried to take over the universe," added Lucas' ghost, "I was trying to emulate the Black Arm style. But back to the subject at hand, this weak kitsune is going to marry my daughter after nearly killing her with me with that confounded Sonic Cannon?"
"It was the only choice at the time!" shouted Cosmo exasperated, "but at least that shows he IS strong!"
"That still doesn't make me trust him-"
"Lucas!" suddenly shouted a new ghost of Earthia, "What are you doing getting involved in the lives of the living, let alone our daughter?!"
"I just didn't want her to marry the wrong guy..."
"Well Tails is a perfect match for her now leave the living be!" retorted Earthia before looking at Black Doom and adding hesitantly, "Oh, hello Black Arm..."
"Goodbye... Seedrian..." muttered Black Doom as the ghosts of Lucas & Earthia left.
"Thanks for that Cosmo," said Tails while everyone started to take a seat at the long table, then adding in a nervous tone, "Wait, if I'm marrying you, that means Black Doom is my Great times 101 uncle-in-law, Shadow's my brother-in-law, and Sonic is my nephew-in-law?!"
"Your best friend is your new uncle son, that's just sad," scolded Shadow to Sonic.
"Don't call me that! I'm not your son, and your not my father! I hate you!" shouted Sonic before storming off.
"Aw, your son is hitting his rebellious phase," said Black Doom sarcastically, "Be sure to discipline him harshly though..."
Shadow answered incredulously, "What?! But, I don't want to; it's weird!"
Black Doom crossed his arms, "Come on now! My son didn't become the Ultimate Lifeform overnight. I had to put him through hell, both figuratively and literally."
Sonia came up and added, "I think you should Father. Sonic has always had a wild streak and I think its because you weren't around to guide him with a firm hand. Now's your chance to reel him in."
"Suck up..." muttered Manic, receiving a glare from Sonia.
Shadow then took the Chaos Emerald that Black Doom set to the side earlier and made some Chaos Spears, saying, "Fine... I got it covered... Oh Sonic my boy..." before Chaos Controlling away.
"So is that everyone grandpa?" asked Manic while eying the copious amounts of turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and other Mobian & Alien foods.
"Not yet, we're missing a few more guests so be patient," replied Black Doom while thinking, "Grandpa? I know I'm over 2,000 years old, the rest me losing track of, but now I feel my age is catching up to me..."
Suddenly a time warp began to open up in the middle of the room over the table with Silver tumbling out, falling face first in a bowl of mashed potatoes and sending it flying onto Sonia.
"Ew! Where's the restroom?" shouted Sonia.
"Make a left after going through the Final Haunt area..." muttered Black Doom.
"Fine..." replied Sonia as she summoned her keyboard weapon, "Be back in a few..."
Blaze then came gracefully out of the portal and balanced on the back of a chair. Seeing Silver's epic fail she shook her head and sighed, "Really Silver? Ugh, how embarrassing... Pull yourself together."
Silver shook the potatoes from his quills and smiled bashfully, "Sorry about that." He turned to Black Doom and added, "I hope I ruin the only bowl."
"Not to worry, we have more where that came from ever since we put in a potato field a few hundred years ago. How did you think the Great Mobian Potato Famine happened? But if you don't mind my asking,who is that purple cat and what is she doing here?"
Silver stood and put an arm around Blaze, "This is Blaze, my wife."
Blaze elbowed him, "Silver! We're not supposed to announce it to everyone in the world!"
"Why not? We're getting married too," said Cosmo as she held out her right hand to show a glittering ring.
"Well Blaze is a princess and I'm just a normal person. The law states that she can only marry someone of royal descent." explained Silver as he hung his head.
Black Doom folded his arms, "Of all the incompetence, you are of royal descent!"
"I am?"
"Yes, your father is a prince; now where is he?"
With perfect timing Shadow Chaos Controlled back into the room with Sonic being held by his neck, covered in bruises and a few marks from the Chaos Spears. "Ow, I'm claiming Child Abuse..." muttered Sonic as Shadow tossed him to the floor.
"It's not child abuse, it's discipline. Now why is the pothead here?"
"Yeah what's with the slow-mo?"
"Ah, speak of the devil. I see you did a fine job of disciplining him Shadow, you never cease to make me proud." said Black Doom as he clapped Shadow on the back. "Anyways Silver, as I was saying your father is a prince. Isn't that right Sonic?"
Sonic jumped up, "Whoa, whoa whoa! Are you saying Silver is my son!"
Shadow burst out laughing, "That's rich! I may have a faker for a son but you get the pot-headed reject of a hedgehog!"
"But that's impossible! He's from the future! The distant future!" shouted Sonic.
Suddenly Tails' jaw dropped as he tapped Sonic on the shoulder, "Um Sonic, do you remember that time we went to the future just for the hell of it?"
"Yeah what about it?"
"Do you remember that really pretty hedgehog you met?"
"Yeah but what does that have to... Oh Chaos... no, no, no it can't be!"
"Son," interrupted Shadow, " you didn't do it safely did you?"
"Um... Like Father like Son?" stuttered out Sonic.
Silver latched onto Sonic in a giant hug, "DAD!"
"Ah!" shouted Sonic while jumping out of the way, "No way I'd be the father of a slow pot-headed retard like Silver!"
Everyone else gasped at Sonic's comment, with Shadow scolding, "Son, that is no way to treat your son!"
"You have no room to talk faker!"
"Dad, grandpa, break it up!" shouted Silver, using his telekinesis to separate them.
"Wait, what did you call me? No way I'm the grandfather of that hedgehog recolor!"
"You're a recolor too!" shouted Sonic.
"Technically you are since I was born first son..."
Before the portal closed Eggman Nega fell through in one of his mechs, shouting, "Get back here Silver & Blaze!" He then looked around and saw Eggman, adding, "Father!"
"Oh hell no..." muttered Eggman.
"Eggman had a son?!" shouted everyone.
"You didn't think I was from an alternate dimension did you?"
"Ok Doctor Nephew, I gotta hear this," mocked Shadow.
"Might as well..." muttered Eggman as Nega sat next to him, "After the whole Neo Metal Sonic mess was settled I decided to take a vacation in a place called Soleanna, and to see if I could take it over after hearing of a rumor or two. I didn't find anything, as if it never existed to begin with, but I did have some enjoyment... But let's just say things got a little too crazy and this was born..."
"What do you mean 'this'?" shouted Nega, "Why did you get rid of me?"
"Because I didn't want anyone to hear I got Princess Elise pregnant!" shouted Eggman back, making everyone else gasp again, "That's why I made a Time Machine to send you about 200 years in the future a year or so after you were born, which got me interested in the properties of time, but I didn't expect you to live!"
Sonia returned from the bathroom muttering, "Yuck, why is always me who gets nasty stuff in their quills?"
"Sonia!" cried out Silver as she strode into the room.
Sonia stopped in her tracks and gasped, "Silver?!"
Blaze began to smolder as she grabbed Silver by the throat, "Who the hell is that?!"
Silver gulped, "Calm down honey. Sonia is an... old friend."
Sonic now loomed over Silver as well, his quills darkening to a blackish purple, "Silver... I swear to Chaos and everything that's unholy, if you touched my sister, I... will... kill you."
Silver's eyes widened, "Sonia is your sister!?"
"Yes, I am his sister. Why?"
Shadow whispered, "Silver is Sonic's son."
Sonia was silent for a moment before shrieking, "Oh my Chaos! I did it with my nephew!?"
Blaze dropped Silver as everyone else cried out, "You did what!?"
"INCEST!" cried Tails.
"Ooooooo" said Black Doom as he covered his mouth. "It would appear the cat's out of the bag."
"Not only out of the bag, but this cat is pissed..." growled Blaze as she drew a flame into each hand.
"You want to go bitch?" threatened Sonia, drawing out her keyboard weapon.
"Mom? Why are you fighting Blaze?" called out Amy as she walked in after sneaking a ride on Tails' Tornado.
"Mom?!" shouted everyone.
Sonic snatched up Silver and called out, "So not only did you do my sister, but you got her pregnant with... Wait, Amy?!"
Amy tilted her in a confused fashion, "What's your problem Sonic?"
"Well your parents are my son and sister, that's my problem!"
"DOUBLE INCEST!" cried out Tails once more.
"Wait... So I was born from Sonic's son and sister... Ew! That means I've been trying to marry my grandfather?!" cried out Amy, collapsing to the floor.
"I think I'm going to be ill..." said Cosmo weakly, being supported by the now horrified Tails.
"Growing up with a bunch of criminals in the sewers used to make me think my family was pretty messed up, but this, this is total wreckage!" called out Manic.
"Oh ho, this is amusing..." commented Nega.
"It would be if it weren't for the fact we're tied into this family!" corrected Eggman.
"Well... How about that turkey?" called out Black Doom somewhat nervously.
Sonic began to choke Silver, "You are a pathetic excuse for a son!"
At the same time Shadow choked Sonic, adding, "My thoughts exactly to you son! How could you let your son ruin the purity of our family?"
"This family got ruined the second Black Doom was born from Earthia!" shouted Eggman.
"Can it Eggman!" called out Tails, "Or did you forget your grandfather was part of the gay couple that made the FAKER!"
"Take that back furball!" shouted Shadow.
"Don't talk to my bro like that father!" weakly said Sonic, hearing the drowning music start to play.
"You mean your uncle?"
"Uncle, bro, I don't care! Just shut your damn mouth!"
Shadow slapped Sonic across the face, "I've enough of your attitude and your disrespect. I am your father and you will treat me as such!"
Silver countered with a levitated turkey to the face, "Leave my dad alone!"
"And you pot-head," shouted Shadow as he Chaos Controlled and kicked the back of Silver's head, "Respect your elders!"
The three began brawling about the room, breaking things and hitting each other while spouting profanities. Meanwhile Sonia & Blaze still had their weapons aimed at each other. "I'm waiting bitch!" cried out Sonia.
"I'm a cat, not a damned dog!" called out Blaze as she shot some fireballs at Sonia, who gracefully dodged them all before firing back with her keyboard, "You think that a little music is going to stop me? Whoa!"
At this moment Manic called out his drums and struck the ground near Blaze, "Yo, back off of my sis!"
Silver stood up and used his telekinesis on Manic to stop him from drumming, "Stay away from my wife!"
Sonic grabbed Sliver by one of his quills, "I'm not done with you, sonny boy!"
Sonia also joined Sonic, "Yeah, step off from our brother pot-head!"
"That's my girl!" shouted Shadow as she socked Silver in the gut.
"Wanna join in on the riot... Son?" said Eggman to Nega as he called in a Death Egg Robot.
Nega gasped as he looked at the robot, "Father... Is that really for me?"
"Go on, try it out! TIME FOR A CHANGE OF PACE!" cried out Eggman as he called in a new Egg Dragoon for himself, "Here goes!" Eggman & Nega both got into their mechs and launched a series of missiles throughout the room, nearly killing Cosmo in the process.
"COSMO!" Tails pressed a button on a remote and the Tornado burst through the wall. He jumped inside, "So that's how its gonna be huh? TORNADO TRANSFORM! BATTLE HURRICANE!" The Tornado's wings slid backward and large arms came out. Legs thrusted out of the boosters and the cockpit came upward so it sat on top. "EAT THIS! LAUNCH LIGHTING ROCKETS!" Small rockets shot from the body of the Battle Hurricane and flew at the Egg Dragoon and struck several direct hits, sending damaging electricity coursing through the machine.
"This will teach you!" shouted Nega as he fired the Death Egg Robot's arm at the Battle Hurricane.
Tails smiled as he pressed a button that caused the Hurricane to jump over the attack, "Too slow fat-ass! Now get a load of this!" Tails thrust the steering downward and the Hurricane charged down a devastating punch to the Death Egg Robot, but the Egg Dragoon shot his drill, heavily damaging the Battle Hurricane while knocking it to the side.
"A. That's my line!" shouted Eggman, "and B. Stay away from my son two tailed freak!" shouted Eggman triumphantly as he aimed his enormous machine gun directly at the cockpit, "Now to finish you!"
"Dammit nephew!" called out Shadow as he started to attack the Egg Dragoon, "That's too far!"
Sonic cut off Shadow with his own Homing Attack, shouting, "I've had enough of you Shadow! First you're a faker born from two dudes, but leaving my mother after a one night stand is too far!"
"If you have something to prove, come at me then!"
Silver used his telekinesis to throw knives from the now destroyed table, scratching Shadow & Sonic up, "I've got something to prove to both of you!"
"How about we make this more interesting then?" called out Shadow, holding out 2 Chaos Emeralds, one of his own and one from Black Doom.
"You read my mind," replied Sonic, holding out 2 more Chaos Emeralds, "Silver?"
Silver held out the last three, "Let's do this!"
"Everybody run!" shouted Eggman as the three hedgehogs started to turn Super. Everybody piled into the Hurricane, Egg Dragoon, and Death Egg Robot as they took off from the Black Comet, now glowing with the energy of Super Sonic, Shadow, and Silver.
During this entire mess Black Doom was sitting in a corner, muttering, "I only wanted to try and be nice, just this once to unite the family during one of the biggest holidays, but now the mess of my son, grandson, and great grandson has ruined that, so now I must step in as the patriarch..." While Sonic, Shadow, and Silver entered their Super Forms, Black Doom entered his own Chaos filled Form, Devil Doom, "SONIC, SHADOW, SILVER, NOW YOU'VE GONE AND RUINED THIS FAMILY, SO I MUST START OVER BY FIRST ERADICATING ALL OF YOU!"
"What?" called out Super Sonic, "Back off Doom, your time as the leader of this family has come and gone miserably."
"I have to agree with my son," added Super Shadow, "Your time is up, here and now!"
"Well let's attack then! The next generation is taking over!" shouted Super Silver as he used his telekinesis to gather some boulders, throwing them at Devil Doom, "And you guys call me slow!"
"Heh, about time son!" called out Super Sonic as he grabbed Super Silver's arm, "Now it's about time you learn how to Boost like your father and grandfather." Super Sonic took off in a powerful Boost, dragging Super Silver with him as Super Shadow followed with his own Chaos Boost.
"IT MATTERS NOT WHAT YOU DO," proclaimed Devil Doom as he fired an onslaught of lasers from meteorites circling around him, "I AM YOUR ELDER AND YOUR BETTER! AFTER I DISPOSE OF YOU, THE REST OF THIS PATHETIC FAMILY IS NEXT!"
"The hell they are!" shouted Super Shadow, "Come on sons, full speed ahead!" The three Super hedgehogs slammed into Devil Doom with amazing force, shoving him backwards, "How about we show Silver what Chaos power can do?"
"Chaos Control?" asked Super Silver
"Better, Chaos... BLAST!" Super Shadow grabbed onto Super Sonic & Super Silver as all three gathered their power, releasing a red-hued explosion that obliterated all of the laser meteorites and left a deep wound in Devil Doom.
"UGH... A STRONG ATTACK BUT IT WILL NOT STOP ME!" shouted Devil Doom as he Chaos Controlled away, gathering chunks from his own Black Comet to hurl at them.
Super Sonic shouted, "I got this!" He shot forward as little more than a brilliant streak of golden light, he sliced through the chunks creating more of them and sending towards Super Silver, "Now Silver! Go for it son!"
Super Silver flew forward, "I won't let you down dad!" Super Silver created a giant net of telekinetic energy, snaring every chunk.
During the combination that Super Sonic & Super Silver were doing, Devil Doom had been using Chaos Control to manipulate the entire Black Comet itself towards them. "Sons!" shouted Super Shadow as he rushed over to them and shoving them out of the way.
"What are you doing Shadow?"
"Silver, look!" shouted Super Sonic as he pointed at the incoming Black Comet, "He was getting us out of the way..."
"DAMN YOU SHADOW, YOUR BETRAYAL WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!" Devil
Doom Chaos Controlled in front of Super Shadow and grabbed him before Chaos Controlling again. The two reappeared in front of the Black Comet as it was hurtling forward. Devil Doom threw Super Shadow into the Black Comet, blasting him with a torrent of fire. Super Shadow collided with the comet, creating an enormous fissure and splitting it in two.
"Shadow!" called out Super Sonic and Silver. When the smoke cleared, Shadow could be seen floating limply, his golden coloring gone. Super Sonic and Super Silver flew to him.
Super Silver shook him, "Shadow?" The was no response, the black hedgehog was completely flew over in the Battle Hurricane and Super Silver put him inside. He then turned to Super Sonic, "What are we going to do dad?"
Devil Doom laughed monstrously, "I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE JUST WITNESSED! SOME ULTIMATE LIFEFORM! SACRIFICING HIMSELF FOR SUCH GARBAGE. HE IS NOT WORTH HIS TITLE, NOR IS HE WORTHY TO BE MY SON!"
With every word Super Sonic could feel rage boiling up inside him. He clenched his fists as the anger filled his very soul. The Chaos energy inside him was sifting, changing. It began to grow and feed off a single emotion; hate. Super Sonic's golden quills suddenly turned black as night and purple strands of energy jumped and sparked from his body. His red pupils lightened until they faded into the whites of his eyes. Sonic had gone from Super, to Dark Super Sonic. He disappeared in a flash of purple light and reappeared in front of Devil Doom. In a menacing voice he proclaimed, "I may hate Shadow's guts, but he is my father and my family. And no one messes with my family!" Dark Super Sonic created a massive ball of Dark Chaos energy and blasted Devil Doom in the eye with it.
"ARRGGHH! YOU ILLEGITIMATE BASTARD CHILD! IF YOU WANT TO SHARE YOUR FATHER'S FATE, THEN SO BE IT!" Devil Doom called hundreds of meteors to him and began to fire lasers from them.
Super Silver flew in front and put up another telekinetic web, catching the lasers and throwing them back. However, the sheer number was beginning to overwhelm him as he cried out, "There's too many!"
Dark Super Sonic, who was firing balls of Dark Chaos energy to deflect the lasers replied, "We have to find some way to- Silver look out!" Dark Super Sonic pushed Super Silver aside and one of the lasers struck Dark Super.
"Dad! Ah!"
Devil Doom moved the meteors so that they surrounded the two on all sides and bombarded them on every angle. Dark Super Sonic and Super Silver were powerless as laser after laser struck them again and again.
"CHAOS CONTROL!" came the sudden shout. All at once, every stopped. The lasers were frozen in space and time was at a standstill. Dark Super Sonic and Super Silver recovered and looked about in shock. "Are you going to stand there with your mouths open or are we going to annihilate Doom like the badass family we are?" said Shadow as he stood atop one of the meteors.
Dark Super Sonic flew up to him, "You're ok!"
Shadow scoffed, "Of course I am. He just knocked the wind out of me. Silver, mind giving me a boost?"
"You got it!" Super Silver transferred some of his energy to Shadow, turning him Super again.
"How are going to beat Doom? Hes got us outgunned." asked Dark Super Sonic
Super Shadow grinned, "Son, its not about quantity. Its about quality. Silver, when I unfreeze time, focus every ounce of energy you got on immobilizing Doom. Crush him, don't let him move an inch. Got it?"
"Got it!"
"Sonic, make the biggest, most powerful ball of energy you can then wait for my signal."
"Right!"
Super Shadow removed the rings around his wrists, "Good. Lets do this!"
Time returned to normal as Super Shadow was gone in flash of gold light. He flew in circles gathering the laser shots and destroying the meteors. Super Silver flew towards Devil Doom and wrapped him in the biggest telekinetic net he could manage. "PUNY LITTLE HEDGEHOG! YOU CAN NOT HOLD ME!" bellowed Devil Doom as he spewed flame at Super Silver.
He dodged it and shouted, "Whatever you two are going to do, do it fast! I can't hold him for long!"
Dark Super Sonic groaned with effort as he forced every scrap of energy into the growing violet sphere over his head. From the bottom up, his coloration was fading back to its normal blue hue. Super Shadow came up beside him with both hands full of the lasers that he fused with Chaos energy, "Ready Son?"
Dark Super Sonic panted, "Ready and waiting."
"Silver get behind us!"
Silver released Devil Doom and bolted behind Super Shadow and Dark Super Sonic.
"Now Sonic! CHAOS LANCE!"
"DARK SPHERE!" Almost a thousand swords of light rushed at Devil Doom followed closely by a sphere of Dark Chaos energy almost the size of the ARK. Super Silver increased their velocity with one last surge of telekinetic power. The combined forces tore through Devil Doom, separating his lower half from his torso.
"YOU CANNOT DESTROY ME! I AM IMMORTAL! I WILL RETURN AND TAKE MY REVENGE ON ALL OF YOU! YOU ALL WILL PERISH!"
Super Shadow, Super Silver, and Dark Super Sonic dashed at Devil Doom together in a concentrated missile and shouted, "CHAOS CONTROL!"
"ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"
A bright flash of light engulfed them and disappeared.
Everyone on the mechs watched in silence, waiting. Finally after seemed to be an eternity, a small portal opened up and all three hedgehogs fell out onto the ruins of the Black Comet. The mechs landed and everyone rushed to the hedgehogs. Tails shook Sonic, "Sonic? Sonic wake up!"
Blaze was kneeling by Silver, "Please, Silver you must wake up! Don't leave me!"
Eggman stood over Shadow, "Come on! This hardly befits the Ultimate Lifeform!"
"We can use the Emeralds to wake them up!" shouted Sonia.
Tails replied, "We can't! The emeralds scatter when they're used for such a massive Chaos Control."
Nega asked hesitantly, "So are they... dead?"
"Dude... not cool..." said Manic.
Amy began to sob, "Daddy! Wake up please wake up!"
Cosmo ran up, "Wait! I know what to do!" She produced a small bag and pulled out three leaves. She crushed and rolled them in her hands. Cosmo smeared the paste under the Sonic, Shadow, and Silver's noses. Everyone waited anxiously.
Suddenly Sonic gasped and bolted up right, coughing, "Oh Chaos what's that smell?!"
Shadow bolted up as well, "Ugh! What died and who shoved it up my nose?! Oh, thats rank!"
Silver breathed deeply, "Does anyone else smell apple pie?"
Blaze hugged Silver, "Oh Silver I lo-BLEH!" Blaze shoved Silver away as she smelled the paste.
"Cosmo what is that stuff?" asked Tails.
"Its a herb we use on my planet to awaken people who are unconscious. I would have used it on Shadow earlier but he woke up on his own."
Sonic rubbed the paste off his face as Sonia and Manic tackled him in a hug, "Whoa, easy!"
Sonia exclaimed, "We're so glad your ok!"
"Yeah. You kicked some major ass out there but we were worried you three went down with the ship!" added Manic.
Shadow stood and wiped off the paste, "Hardly. Devil Doom is tough but he'll be damned if he thinks he can take us down with him."
Amy stomped her foot, "Daddy, get that smelly stuff off your face so I can hug you!"
Silver continued to sniff the paste, "Seriously, why does it smell like apple pie?"
Sonic replied, "Cause you're a pothead. Uh, I mean... special."
Nega said to Eggman, "Would you look at that? His first patronizing words as a parent. All well that ends well wouldn't you say Father?"
Eggman nodded, "Yes Son, all well that ends well. but you know what? I'm starving! Because of this mess, we never got to eat. Lets all go to my base and get some grub!"
Everyone piled into the mechs and flew to Eggman's base, yet another version of the Death Egg. They all ate and enjoyed a fine Thanksgiving feast prepared by the robots. There was much talking and laughter around the table. At the end when everyone was going home, Sonic pulled Shadow aside, "Hey, I wanted to talk to you about something."
"Alright. What is it?"
"I'm... sorry for being such an asshole back on the Black Comet."
"I apologize as well... I suppose I don't know much about being a father."
"Just be glad you're not me."
"Oh trust me I am."
Silver called out, "Hey Dad! Come smell this! Blaze says I'm crazy, but I know I'm smelling apple pie!'
Sonic sighed, "Chaos help me."
Shadow patted him on the back, "Good luck straightening that one out."
"Thanks... Father."
"No problem Son."
The End.
Author's Notes:
SonicFanaticInc.: Hey everyone! I know this is a little late but hopefully it was worth the extra wait. Me and Werehog20 worked really hard on this and we had a lot of fun doing it. It was definitely a different experience working with someone and coming up with something so crazy. Werehog will fill you in on what's real and whats absolute bullcrap. A lot of the connections were based on common jokes that circle about the fandom such as Shadow's 'gay' parents and other 'what if's'. Anyways, please read, review, and enjoy our blasphemous little oneshot. :)
Werehog20:
I hope everyone enjoyed this one shot because it was really fun to type this up. This really came from SonicFanaticInc's random idea if everyone was related and since it was near Thanksgiving I thought why the hell not type this, adding Black Doom and Shadow starting the chaos with my own crazy pairings along with the basic ones. Just to clear up what family connections are real:
Sonic, Manic, and Sonia are siblings from the cartoon Sonic Underground with Queen Aleena as the mother, but no father is given.
Black Doom is Shadow's father that was created with Gerald Robotnik's science, explained in the game Shadow the Hedgehog.
Nega is a descendant, not exactly a son though, of Eggman 200 years in the future, explained in Sonic Rivals & confirmed at Sonic Boom 2012. (This also gives some support to why Blaze was in the future with Silver in 06...)
Dark Oak (Lucas) & Earthia having Cosmo is from Sonic X (Only thing that was good from that in my opinion, until they ruined it in the end...)
All other family connections were fictional!
Anyways I hope you guys enjoyed and don't hesitate to ask one of us if something is confusing!