Written by: Steve Ranger
Kingdom Hearts: Wave of Heartless
Sora was enjoying himself on Destiny Islands with his semi-girlfriend Kairi.
Until Ryku came.
"Thats what she said"
Sora spoke out. And lauged. Then the wave came. But this was no ordinary wave. It was black and filled with red eyes like a bat cave of bats like Batman has. It was a wave of Heartless!
"oh no!" Sora shouted
"What are we going to do?!"
Sora rushed out like speed of sound and looked for his Keyblade. But then remembered, it he thought about it and it appeared in his hand! "Keyblade! Come to me!" he yelled dramatically like, and it did that cool energy thing and appeared in his hands. He quickley ran toward the wave and started swinging his keyblade! "this is not eneough!" he yelled. "Apache Keyblade! EE-NAY-CHUCK!" and it turned into a GIANT keyblade.
"Thats Huge!" Kari exclaimed.
"Thats what she said" Sora spoke out and positioned the keyblade. Ryku was doing something suspicious. Ryku was commanding the wave of Heartless! "Ryku, you are betrayed us twice!" Sora yelled while swinging the GIANT keyblade, desperatly trying to control the wave of Heartless. You can full me once! He was cut off by a heartless that junped on his face. Sora pulled the heartless off his face, destroyed it, and yelled " Well the point is you wont fool me again!" "ah-ha" Ryku exclaimed, "but I already have".
Kari wasn't getting touched by the wave of Heartless. Kairi walked over to ryku and kissed him on the cheek " Sorry Sora, but his keyblade are bigger."
The wave of Heartless engulfed Sora. Many thoughts crossed his mind. "why me?" "Im' the good guy!" but the most important was "Hey! IM STILL A VIRGIN! OH NOES." Suddently, an explosion of light destroyed the wave of Heartless as Sora turned into a star- child. The blinding light destroyed Ryku and he turn Kairi into a star-child.
"Sorry Sora, he hypnotised me with his giant keyblade. But, yours is way bigger, and she kissed him on the cheek. Sora felt special. And they did it.