Oblivion-Hey, sup? Anyway heres a new story by, me! The Account has been very quiet by the way...Its like a ghost town...hopefully this story will have something happen here. Enjoy! This shall be a parody of one of my favorite games, The legend of Zelda...The Minish cap! And let the randomness start!
Disclaimer- I don't own legend of Zelda or anything else that will be used here.
The Legend of Parody's: The Minish cap.
A long long long long long long long long long long looooooooooooooong time ago...
When the world was on the verge of being swallowed by the shadow...
The tiny Picori came down from the sky, bringing the hero of men a sword and golden light.
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane! Wait no, planes haven't been invented yet..."
"IT'S SUPER MAN!!!"
With wisdom and courage, the hero drove out the darkness.
"YOUR ALL IDIOTS!!! TAKE THIS SWORD AND GOLDEN LIGHT AND SAVE YOUR OWN ASSES!!!"
When peace had been restored, the people enshrined the blade with care.
"Well, what shall we do with it?"
"What else? Throw it in the closet with the rest of the junk!"
In a house on the outskirts of a town you could hear clanging metal. And after hearing it for five hours straight you kinda get sick of it...
"Would you STOP WITH THE DAMN CLANGING SO I COULD SLEEP FOR TWO MINUTES GRANDPA?!!?!?" An irritated voice from up stairs of the house yelled.
"Link just go to sleep I'm done!" Links grandpa yelled.
Meanwhile outside the house a blondie young girl was walking towards this house. And entered. Then went over to Links grandpa.
"Good morning black smith smith!" she said to him.
"Oh my goodness, princess Zelda!" the old man exclaimed.
"Yeah, I get that a lot."
"Did you sneak out of the castle and came here all by yourself?!"
"And?"
"The Minister is sure to be worried about you! You know how he gets!"
"Yes, he gets angry and beats me! But screw him! I want to see my Linky!"
"Ah, your boyfriend."
"SHE IS NOT MY GIRL FRIEND AND IM NOT YOUR 'LINKY'!!!!"
"Oh Link, I know your just shy..."
" I WILL SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME!!! I AM NOT YOU-AHHHHH!!!" Link was not looking where he was going and fell down the stairs. "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!" He hit the floor with a large thud "owww!" He stood up "That coast two of my hearts..." He walked over to Zelda and his grandpa.
"Link, your girl friend's here." His grandpa said
"She's not my girl friend!" Link replied
"Oh no need to hide it, I told everyone in town about 'us'! Said Zelda
"Say whaaaaaat?! When was there ever 'us'?!" Zelda ignored what Link just said and pointed her attention to his grandpa.
"I was hoping that Link could come with me to the annual festival! If you don't terribly mind."
"Not at all."
"I terribly mind!"
"Well lets get going then!"
"Hold on Link! I need you to do me a favor." His grandpa takes out a sword "I just finished this swo-"
"The thing that kept me up all night!"
"And I need you to deliver it to the minister at Hyrule castle."
"Well first off, thanks for pointing out the obvious! Second, why don't you do it you lazy ass!?"
"But my pore old bones hurt from working all night."
"And my ass hurts from sitting on it!"
"Then you should have no problem doing this!" He hands Link the sword.
"Yeah know what? I just give up! I can't win!"
"Lets go!" Zelda exclaims as she ran out the door.
"My God she moves faster then wonder woman!" Link follows after her at half her pace.
"Have fun with your girl friend and find a quiet place for some real fun!" Links grandpa told him.
"...I'm pretending I never heard that..."link said.
"I HEARD THAT!!! IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!" Zelda came back and started dragging Link to the festival.
"I (BEEP)ING HATE YOU GRANDPA!!!!!" Link was trying as hard as he could to loosen the grip Zelda had on him.
"Remember Link!" His grandpa started "Take good care of Zelda! She's the princess!" Then Link started to talk to himself.
"No (BEEP) sherlock..."
Oblivion:and now click the little button in green and tell me what you think! Trust me it gets much better next chapter. I really need some motivation please review.