Chapter 1
It has been two years since the Joker finally made a happily married woman out of Harley and now they were finally going to have a little joker junior (or ace) of their own.
It has been a very boring 9 months for a swilled Harley Quinn, the Joker had banned her from any type of crimes or anything that could be a nick in his plans with his child. "I am bored!" Harley yelled loudly throwing a spoon at the TV as ivy worked into the bedroom with a tub of ice cream in her hand, she hated the Joker but would never lift Harley alone (with the Joker) in a time like this. Ivy sit at the corner of the bed and handed a pouting Harley the ice cream "you need to stop yelling I swear if your 'babies' come up a get you and them getting a vine slap." Harley smirked looking up "you can't hit me I am a Preggo!" ivy smirks back slapping Harley in the back of the head "your baby is not in your head." Harley leaned over a bit looking hurt holding her belly making ivy laugh a bit, then look at her a bit worried "Come on Harley I didn't hit you that hit that hard." She leaned in hoping Harley would just sit up and say got you as always. Then she looked at the bed slowly get wetter and wetter, Harley looked at her in shock "I think the baby coming and he ain't going to stop for a train!" ivy looked at for a second then screamed "CRONIES! HOSPITAL NOW!"
Hospital
Hours have pasted in the Joker has finally made it to the hospital to his darling wife and son or daughter to be, he walked to the room that seemed the most avoided. The room was almost completely dark with only a small light on Harley as she laid in the bed holding a small stuffed bear tears running down her face. He looked to ivy to find a reason for this but she only shakes her head looking down, she even didn't want to tell him the true he already guessed at. He sighed low walking to Harley, she just buried her head in to the bear more moaning out lowly "I am sorry…I am sorry it's all my fault… please forgive me…" The Joker looks down with slight shock Harley has never begged for his forgiveness not even when he had a knife to her neck, she was like a broking shell of the Harley that belonged to him. He glared a bit nestling his hand into her hair. "Come on pumpkin laughter and tears are both responses to anger and sadness. I myself prefer my lady laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward." He says whipping a tear from her eye. She looks up to him "y-you're not mad Mistah J?" he shakes his head "no darling I am mad but not at you" he says calmly kissing her on the forehead "now sit tight while daddy handle some business" he says smiling intensely as he walks out the door. The Joker calmly walked to the nurse at the front desk "who was the nurse in this room?" the nurse just looked at him shocked unable to speak , he frowned grabbing the girl pulling out a gun pointing it straight at her temple "let me as again" he said kindly and low to the woman before yelling out for the whole hall to hear "who were the doctor and nurse that worked in this room!" the hall fell quiet with only the sight sound of heart monitors filling the silent. The joker groaned a bit but smiled "come on talk people unless you want to see this bitch brains all over the floor I can do it trust me I got the gun." He says chucking a bit at his own joke A "I'll even give you to the count of three." He say his smirk growing "1…" he puts his finger on the tagger tight "2…" he chuckled low under his breath "I guess you don't have friends sweet heart…" he pushing the tagger down slightly as a man come up yelling "wait please it was me! Now please let her...go..." joker laughs "too late!" he shoots the girl in the head then shoots the doctor in the leg knocking him down. He walks over to him tossing the corpse to the side of himself. "So you're the one that worked on my dear wife." The doctor just nods in pain trying not to cry. The Joker smiles "goody! Goody! I found you now I just got one question where is my baby?"
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