A/N: Okay, this is going to be like really random and stupid, because it's based off of what I said while talking to "Sebastian", who was actually my sister standing in the doorway. And the characters are probably OOC. XD Enjoy!
One day, Ciel was sitting at his desk when he decided he wanted chocolate. A lot of chocolate. "Sebastian!" he called.
Said butler appeared in the doorway moments after. "Yes, Young Master?"
"This is an order: Go buy me a ton of chocolate. Not a literal ton, a metaphorical ton, because a literal ton would cost a lot. Wait, just go buy a literal ton because I got a lot of money from that inheritance..."
Sebastian watched in mild amusement as Ciel changed his mind about four times in one sentence.
Ciel finally finished his rant. "Just go get me ton of chocolate."
Bowing to hide his smirk, Sebastian said, "Yes, My Lord." He walked out of the door and down the stairs. Stopping in the kitchen doorway, he told Bard, "The young master has ordered me to buy him "A ton of chocolate." I trust you won't burn the house down?"
Finny randomly popped in the kitchen. "Of course we won't!" He saluted and then ran back outside to tend to the garden.
"Nooo! Get outside!" Meirin shouted, chasing a small black shape... And of course tripped when she started up the staircase. Sebastian, being the epic speed demon he is, caught both her and the small black shape that turned out to be a kitten. He promptly dropped Meirin and started petting the kitten.
"So soft~"
"Uh, what happened to getting the young master a ton of chocolate...?" asked Bard, clearly confused at the sudden change in the Phantomhive household's butler.
Sebastian's head jerked up and he put the cat down. "Oh, yes." He walked out of the door.
"Wait! The cat's still..." Meirin sighed when she saw that he was out of sight. "In here..."
Sebastian came back an hour later, somehow managing to carry a ton of chocolate. He deposited it in the basement and brought some of it up to Ciel. "Your chocolate, Young Master." said Sebastian, again hiding the smirk behind a bow. Ciel took the chocolate and happily began nomming on it, ignoring the mountain of paper still on his desk. Sebastian sat on the bottom step and once again began to pet the kitten.
So Ciel got his chocolate and Sebastian got his kitten, and they all lived happily ever after. Until Ciel finished his chocolate.
~End~
Okay, I wanted chocolate, and my sister happened to be standing in the doorway, so I said, "Sebastian, this is an order: Go buy me like a ton of chocolate. Not a literal ton, a metaphorical ton, because a literal ton would cost, like, a lot. Oh wait, I got, like, a million dollars from that inheritance..." And then she said that I should turn it into a story. So, here we are. And she wrote the last sentence of the story. XD
Her comments: This was my idea. Moo :D I don't wanna sound mean though. I want a kitty to pet now. And chocolate. A ton of it. Not a literal ton though. XD
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