Prologue
Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved "South Park". She always found a reason to like every character, and a reason to like almost every episode (almost being the operative word). The thing was, she had no one to discuss it with. So she decided to go on the South Park forums, where she heard of this strange website where fan fiction was written.
She was excited, thinking that the South Park Fan Fictions would be full of creative stories, albeit using characters created by someone else. She typed the address into her address bar and went to the section labeled "South Park".
And her hopes were crushed like a rabbit trying to give a piggy-back ride to a diplodocus.
And the diplodocus was morbidly obese.
And the rabbit's skeleton was made of dry pasta.
She stared at the screen as her favorite characters were horribly, horribly misused to the point where she wasn't sure if she was just reading some horribly written, homo-erotic smut that just coincidentally used the names of the characters from "South Park" or not. But, sadly, it wasn't so.
So she decided to do something about it. She formed an idea in her mind, an idea she would use to her advantage. She signed up to this website of atrocities, grinning with pleasure as she selected a name.
And began to write.
Author's Note: Edited for grammatical errors. I guess, in my haste to publish this, I forgot to proofread. On a somewhat unrelated note, Chapter 1 should be up soon, if my notoriously inconsistent attention span doesn't get the better of me. And with that, I bid you farewell.