Grumio omnem delectat

by Grumio'sLover

THIS IS A JOKE OF A THING! The characters are taken from a latin textbook and these are just characters that we shipped. No part of this is serious. It takes place in Pompeii (not during the eruption). My friend and I wrote it into google translate, translated it to Latin, then translated it back. The results are hilarious. Hope this gives you a laugh,

Grumio omnem delectat

Grumio dun teres vultus sicut est hodie P. Sulpicio Cn. Quod est quod quisque cogitare. Placet omnis cujuscumque generis aut genus aut sexualem aut fidem. Poppea erat laborare, Grumio suspicatus oculos stricta. Sic ut e domo potuit Grumio Lucrio venit. "Salve, columba mea," dixit Grumio. "Salve puella," inquit Poppea. "Erum vestrum?" et elevans virgam suggestively Grumio interrogavit supercilia sursum et deorsum. "Minime," inquit Poppea BLANDUM. 'Io! "Grumio et ascendit in domum suam et truces et coxis et paulatim removendo BLANDUM integro suam. Ab humero et coxit Poppea apprehensam intulit, exponendo eam pulchre figurata pectus. Grumio aliquantulum reiectus, in eo cum ex ore eius. Et tunc confunderis, iracundum sexus in lecto Lucrio est. Tum quia non audierunt orgasming Lucrio quoque adveniens voce. Et ingressus est cubiculum at Poppea Lucrio et motum crocus. "Quid ipse intus sim, quare non coepit me?" atque etiam se ipse inferebat et abiecta toga et tunica post eam cum libra Grumio pussy permansit. Donec Quintus ex hoc omnes desiderari, quia nimis occupatus recognoscimus pictorem. Sed ad esse, vel non esse Grumio hit.

What we wrote

Grumio dun be looking fine today like dayum. That's what everyone was thinking. He pleases everyone, no matter what gender or sexual orientation or race or creed. Poppea was hard at work, Grumio thought she looked tight. She was able to get Lucrio out of the house so Grumio came over. "Hello my dove," said Grumio. "Hello sweetheart," said Poppea. "Is your master home?" asked Grumio suggestively raising his eyebrows and penis up and down. "He isn't," said Poppea seductively. "Hurrah!" Grumio pushed his way into the house, thrusting his hips and slowly and seductively removing his shirt. Poppea pulled her dress off her shoulder, exposing her beautifully shaped breast. Grumio lunged at it with his mouth. Then they had passionate sex in Lucrio's bed. They didn't hear Lucrio coming home because they were both orgasming too loudly. Lucrio burst into the room and started yelling at Poppea. "What the fuck? You started without me?" and he threw off his toga and tunica and thrust himself into her behind while Grumio continued to pound her pussy. Unfortunately Quintus missed all of this because he was too busy pursuing pictorem. But let's be real, not even Grumio would hit that.

The real english translation

Grumio Dun fine face, as it is this day, Publius Sulpicius, Cn. That's what everyone is thinking. I like that everyone, no matter of the genus or the genus or the sexual or faith. Poppea was hard, Grumio suspicious eyes tight. So that he was able to Grumio Lucrio came out of the house. "Hello, my dove, my," said Grumio. "Hello, sweetheart," he said Poppea. "Er, you?" Grumio lifted up the rod, and he asked his eyebrows up and down suggestively. "No," said he, Poppea seductively. "John! "Grumio and up to his house and savage, little by little, by removing the hips and seductively for a whole of its own. Baked Poppea pulled her head and shoulders, exposing her beautifully figured and chest. Grumio lunged at him with from his mouth., And then it will be ashamed, passionate sex in bed Lucrio is., firstly, because they have not heard orgasming Lucrio was also when it comes to voice. Poppea Lucrio and went into the house and started yelling. "What I am within you, why not, he began to me?" over and over again thrust himself in and be cast off the toga and the tunic after her with Grumio pound her pussy continued. Unfortunately, the the fifth missed all of this, because he is too busy we recognize a painter., however, to being, or not to be Grumio is a hit.