Enjoy. ^^

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It was silent. A very uncomfortable silence that made few fidget in their seats. England looked the most disturbed. He had called everyone to a meeting and by the looks of things whatever it was about, he didn't like it. It made everyone else equally as sore.

"I have… news" England said.

"For the love of all that's sane! Just tell us! I'm getting sweaty just seeing you like this" America complained, him being the most worried to see England like this.

"O-Our… bosses came to an agreement…"

Everyone was listening more than ever.

"They said we weren't affectionate enough and that's why we start so many wars. So… they're sending us to…"

"Yeah! What?"

England gulped.

"A… love camp"

Everyone's eyes grew as the stared at him as if he had two heads.

Canada himself couldn't believe this. What was a love camp anyway?

"Excuse me" He said, his voice soft and silent.

No one had heard him though, no one seemed to know he was there. That was how it always was though. Canada lowered his head just remaining quiet.

"…They said" England continued, "We HAVE to go there, all of us… It's a secret camp that only they know about."

"When do we leave?" France asked.

"As soon as possible"

:::

Everyone boarded the plane and seated themselves down preparing for their adventure at this… 'Love camp' they were headed to.

Canada felt a little sick in his stomach. He knew some things about love, but he never experienced it before, he never had a girlfriend… or a boyfriend either. Almost everyone else had though and almost all of them had done it. Canada felt like he was the only virgin left in the world. This didn't upset him no, he was proud to be a virgin, but to be unloved was another story altogether. The flight took longer than anyone had expected. Most people had fallen asleep during the flight. Others were either reading or complaining, like America.

Finally after nine whole hours of flying the plane was landing. A sigh of relief came from just about everyone. A few nations woke up those who were sleeping and they too awaited the landing.

Once the plane was on the ground and stopped, everyone got out of their seats and left the plane.

"Mon dieu, this place looks so lovely~" France said swooning over just the sight of the gateway to the camp.

The grass was a healthy green, the sky blue and pure. The walls actually looked pretty welcoming as did the gate. Like a gateway to a mansion. They waited outside the gate for the instructor to come, surely enough she came just in time. The instructor was a tall woman who looked around the age of twenty nine. Her hair was long brown reaching to her waist. Her eyes a pale green colour. Her expression looked sweet and at the same time strict.

"Well then!" She said, "Let's get started, come on in"

She lead the nations in the camp. After they found where they'd be sleeping, they left their belongings in the room they'd be staying in. Canada noticed all the beds were fancy and comfortable king sized beds. Basically made for two people each. As he also noticed that there weren't enough beds for everyone to sleep in if there were to be one in each bed. He found this a little odd.

"Alright! In a line! Military wise!"

That was easy to do, they were countries so they knew how to stand for their military line, and they did.

"Now strike a pose!"

Everyone looked at each other funny. They shrugged then did as they were told most of them feeling silly.

"Alright that's enough," She giggled.

Everyone stopped posing, a few of them giggling themselves.

"Now then" She continued, "My name, is Callethy. Cah-leh-thee, I'll be your instructor, your boss, your friend, and eventually your enemy"

She walked back and forth like a sergeant checking her troops. She really takes this whole love thing seriously… Canada thought. By the way she acted, she seemed like the type of person to throw a chair at you if you didn't show a single bit of love in this camp. Heck, she looked strong enough to send you to the moon if she was pissed enough.

"Now then" She started with Russia who was on the farthest right and made her way down, "one, two, one, two, one, two-"

She was counting each person down the row.

"Alright then, you know what number you are. NUMBER ONES! Look to the person to your right"

They did. Russia was looking right at Canada. Why did she do this? Canada gulped. Whatever it is, it can't be that bad.

"That person you're looking at, will be, YOUR PARTNER! Or in this case! You're temporary LOVER!"

Russia laughed and so did many others. Canada felt his life slipping away knowing that Russia was going to be his… lover…

"The rules are simple! Both you and your partner have to show love to each other in any way possible at all! If you do something cute though, you get a cookie… If you do something lovey dovey to your partner you get points"

Seemed easy enough, Canada wasn't all that worried now.

"-If you turn off your lover, you LOSE points! And if you LOSE points and you have it under zero, then you have to stay here, and TRY AGAIN! The more love shown, the more points you get! Also, the winner, the one, who gets the most points… can RULE the world for one day and no one can invade you for a whole year"

Everyone liked this idea, though Canada felt like he was the only one who was worried if HE won. After all, Russia was his partner. If they won, Who knows what Russia would do… but Canada, well his world would probably be safer.

"Now then, There is a score board over your beds that will show you what your current score is, and you and your partner will have to share the same bed. Your names will be put on the side of your beds now"

She took name boards that she apparently already had prepared and placed them on the side of each and every nation's bed. She walked back in front of everyone and stared at them before talking again.

"Now then, you may get some rest, goodnight lovers. Our training starts tomorrow" and with just that, she left the building.

Suddenly Canada felt something grab him and pull him onto one of the beds. He yelped nervously as he landed on the bed.

"Yay~ You'll be my love, Da?" Russia asked childishly.

Canada simply nodded. This was going to be a long month.

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Ok, so yeah, this was based on a roleplay me and my sis did. I hope you're enjoying it so far, wait till next update. ^^