WHAT THE HELL? It's an AU!

Yeah. Terrorist seems to be the easiest to write for... even tho its not my favorite pairing in Junjou... it still amuses me.

Anyways, heres Touchdown, my Terrorist AU

Miyagi was captain on the school's teacher football team, and also the star player. He had only started this year, due to the department head dropping out and the team needing a strong and large captain. This game was against the Tokyo University team, one of the best teams in the region.

"AND MIYAGI YOU SCORES YET ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN!" called the announcer over the loudspeaker system. The crowed cheered, for Miyagi had just won the game for M university. The whole team came out onto the field to congratulate him on winning yet another game. This season they had only lost 2 games so far, they were almost unbeatable. And the cause of this, Miyagi. Once the team had headed to the dressing room, one student who had been keeping his eye on the star player for some time now approached him before he made it into the room with the rest of the team.

"Mi... Miyagi!" The 18 year old called.

"Hey there, Cheer Leader boy." He laughed.

"Don't call me that!" He frowned slightly.

"But you are the only guy on that 'team', if you can call it that." Another laugh.

"SO WHAT IF I AM?" He grunted, shaking his head.

"Good on you, then." He was NOT taking this boy seriously at this point.

"I want you to come to a cafe with me!"

"Why?" Odd request...

"Just please! I want to talk!"

"Um... okay?" He was so stunned that he phrased his answer as more of a question.

"Tonight... at 8?" The boy's face lit up.

"Okay then... at the Teru Cafe" Why had he just agreed to this?

"Okay!" He smiled. "See you then!" He then ran off.

"Weird kid..." Miyagi shook his head and walked into the men's locker room.

He now sat at the Teru Cafe, waiting for this kid. What was his name again? Miyagi was sure that he had seen the kid watching the team practice a few times and hanging around the English department. So what was the kid's name? Shi-something. He'd have to ask. Miyagi looked around for the boy. Just then the clock struck 8 and the boy walked in the door. Instead of the extremely revealing outfit the cheer leader had, the boy wore a light blue dress shirt and black dress pants. Miyagi on the other hand was in a black and white striped polo shirt and jeans.

"Miyagi!" The boy sat down at the table.

"Hey...Shi..." He just stared. Why the hell had he come here? This just seemed to be a bad idea.

"Shinobu." He smiled.

"Yeah... Shinobu..." He paused. "What did you want to talk to me about?" Just get it over with and leave.

"It's destiny."

"What?" Destiny? Really? What was this about?

"It's destiny that I was cheering for your team!" The boy beamed.

"...What?" Nonsence.

"You heard me..."

"Oh god..." He sighed. "I need a drink. Waiter!" The waiter came over and Miyagi ordered a beer. He didn't care if the boy... Shinobu wanted anything at this point.

"Miyagi! Don't brush me off!"

"I get it, some girls put you up to this. I get it, okay. So you can stop the charade." He shook his head. Damn kid.

"Not at all! I asked you out because I wanted to!"

"So now you make this out to be a date?" The beer was placed in front of Miyagi and he took a long sip. Putting it down he sighed. "You're... I don't even know the words to describe you..." 'Next thing he'll be saying is that he wants to be my lover...'

"Yes! Because it is! If you want me to prove just how in love I am with you, sleep with me!"

"..." 'you've GOT to be kidding, REALLY? This is too much' He downed the rest beer. "So... you're saying you love me?"

"Yes."

"You're delusional, kid. You're way out of my league." The black haired man eyed the glass, really wishing for more at this point. But if he had another, how could he drive home?

"No i'm not! I want you to take responsibility for this!" The teen frowned slightly.

"For what?" Ordering another beer was sounding really good right now.

"Making me love you." He stated rather matter of factly.

"I never made you do anything." Dark eyes closed as he placed his head in one of his hands, clearly frustrated.

"Yes you did! When we met, it was destiny! I love you, Miyagi!"

"Okay seriously. This is NOT a conversation for a public place. Dear god kid, do you have no sence of values?" And on that note, Miyagi stood up, heading to pay for his beer.

"Hey! Don't you run away from me!" Shinobu followed after nearly falling out of his chair.

"Just shut up." He quickly paid for his drink and left that cafe.

"Don't just leave! I was talking to you!" The frantic boy caught up to the man.

"Just leave! I'm tired and i'm going home." The 35 year old glared at the boy.

"Take me with you! We can talk there." He was not about to give up.

"Hell no." And with that, Miyagi got into his car, shutting the door quickly as to avoid hearing the boy ramble anymore. And with that, he drove away, leaving the love-sick boy standing on the street.

ITS OVAA! no. jk. theres more... eventually.

("IT WAS DESTINY THAT I CAME AND CHEERED FOR YOUR TEAM."

"...what."

"YOU HEARD."

"oh god i need a drink. WAITER.") BEST LINES EVER I SWEAR! My favorite thing other then the picture of Shinobu in a girls cheer-leading outfit. Skirt and all.

Okay so that was Chapter 1. I hope you liked it. It works I think. And don't ask me why Shinobu is a cheerleader for a University football team. Lets just say he was... an honorary member? He's still in high school but he joined it anyways. He has his ways.

Anywhooo, please review!

And again, thanks for reading.

And a special thanks to Envy who gave me my favorite part of dialogue and the idea for this fic. 3

~Ayame