AN: This is my first story. -.-' Please, no flaming but reviews will be very nice. :D
I don't like Twilight much but this idea came to mind from the book Nightlight by The Harvard Lampoon. Read it. It's a good book! It's a parody of Twilight.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything of Twilight. The Twilight Series belongs to Stephenie Meyer, not me.
The car ride with Charlie was awkward. I mean, very awkward. He doesn't understand the concepts of unicorns and won't believe me that they are real.
"Bella, unicorns aren't real. They only exist in fairy tales." He said and that was that. I was too upset to talk to him. I crossed my arms and grumbled, looking out the window out of his cop car. I always want things to go my way, not anyone else's. After all, that's the most important thing right now. The rest of the car ride was too silent and like I mentioned again, awkward. He doesn't know how to make conversation but that's okay. That's where I come in, but I'll teach him after he believes that unicorns are real.
When we arrived to his - I mean - our house, I wasn't surprised that it was the same. He really needed to change the house. I got my bags and went straight to my room before Charlie decided to say anything. It was exactly the same as I had left it years ago. It made me feel little again. I started to unpack and thought about what school would be like tomorrow.
"Maybe I'll have guys all over me like in my old school" I said to myself and tried to grin but it wasn't cute if girls grinned. Guys always swooned for my abnormally pale skin. Maybe they have a pale-skin fetish. That's a good thing for me since most girls get fake tans of some sort which is weird cause they want to look like an orange? Don't think anyone does. Looking like a piece of paper is a way to go.
"Bella! Come here!" Charlie yelled out and I walked downstairs in a super-model type of way. Well, attempted to. I opened the door and saw the most beautiful truck ever. The paint was chipping off and it looked so old but I fell in love with it anyway. I ran up to the truck and gave it a big hug before going back to Charlie and giving him a hug.
"Thanks Charlie! It's perfect! I can't wait to give it a go for school tomorrow!" I exclaimed, squealing like a seal. Atleast Charlie knew my taste in cars. Before he attempted to say anything else, I ran back to room, very excited to be able to go to school in an awesome vehicle. Surely, everyone else will be jealous of my magnificent truck. I looked at the old computer that was dusty and had obviously not been used in years. I blew away the dust, ending up inhaling it and coughing. It burned, like jalapeños and I punched myself in the stomach, coughing out a piece of hair and feeling much better.
I started to set up the stone-aged computer and when attempting to use the Internet, it was very slow. Oh well, what else is there to do? I sighed, very conflicted on whether I should go eat or sleep and I decided to make some dinner. I went downstairs and cooked my famous dish: Bella-n-Cheese. No one has thought of the idea yet. Noodles and cheese! After dinner, I took a very very very very very long shower so I can take off all those germs and dust off my feminine body. (It's actually not that curvy.) I took my medications for hallucinations before going to bed and instantly knocking out.
AN: Alright, I will continue this story if people like it. :D It will get better in the next Chapter! Trust me! The beginnings are usually lame and I tried to make this one interesting. Remember to review!