Disclaimer: I do not own Invader ZIM or any of its characters. Jhohen Vasquez does. If I did, I would force Invader ZIM to come back to Nick.

Anyhow, there will be no relationships in this story. None, at all, zip, nata. I know this is a surprise cuz I just went from Operation Love Birds. There will be ZADF though, and a little GATF.

Hope you enjoy and please review.

A bright light was all he could see when he woke up.

"Umm, where am I?" the Irken said.

"The hospital sweetie, you finally woke up!" the nurse said. She was big with red hair, she also had glasses.

A boy with a big head and glasses was standing by his head. He didn't look like someone he knew. In fact, he didn't know anyone. Including him.

"I don't know who I am." The green skinned boy said.

The boy in front of him looked shocked. He grievously smiled and evil smile.

"But, you don't have any head injuries, your friend here said that you fell on your backpack and became unconscious. He saved your life."

"Yeah ZIM, I saved your life because you fell on your backpack! Isn't that strange?"

'So my name is ZIM? That's a weird name for an American.' ZIM thought. I know the reader may be shocked, but ZIM thinks he is an actual human.

"Umm, okay, where are my parents? And who are you?" He pointed to the boy.

"You mean, you don't know me for real? Is this some kind of trick ZIM? A trick to take over the world? It's me! Dib!" Dib shouted. 'He's crazy.' ZIM thought.

"Umm, no Dib, I don't know you." ZIM said while giving Dib a glare. He tried taking off his backpack but when he got it off he felt somewhat weak. He quickly put it back on and felt much better.

"Why don't you eat something?" the Nurse said. ZIM didn't feel hungry, but he decided to follow the nurse's instructions.

"I guess I'll have a cheeseburger." ZIM said. Dib looked even more shocked then before.

"Meat? Irken's can't eat meat. I guess ZIM can't remember at all and… I'm talking to myself aren't I?" Dib whispered.

"Yup, you're crazy." ZIM said as he held the cheeseburger ready to eat it. He took a bite.

"Boy this stuff is spicy. I don't think I've eaten a spicy cheeseburger before." ZIM then realized he was burning.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! WHY AM I BURNING?" ZIM shouted. He ran to the bathroom and threw his cheeseburger in the toilet flushing it down. Water then splashed on him and he was burning still. What was going on?

"Alien stuff, your species burns to everything human, except waffles for some strange reason." Dib said. He was actually starting to believe the alien couldn't remember anything.

"I am not an alien!" ZIM shouted.

"Wow, you sound a lot like me, just replace 'an alien' with crazy." Dib said.

"Am I a good alien or bad?" ZIM asked.

"How about I just start with how you lost your memory?" Dib said.

"ZIM! I know you're an alien! Just tell me your evil plans!" Dib shouted as he chased ZIM through the park.

"Never!" ZIM shouted. As he ran, ZIM got slower and slower.

'Time for me to stop ZIM for good!' Dib thought in his head, for once he wasn't talking out loud. As he got closer and closer to ZIM, he reached his arms out and pushed ZIM.

ZIM then landed on his Pak unconscious. Even though everyone in town was unaware that there was a real live alien right in front of them, they did realize the alien was unconscious.

"Aren't you gonna do sometin?" a lady said.

"Yeah… aren't you his frrrrriiiiiiend?" a buff looking man said.

Dib thought. 'If I don't help ZIM, people are going to think I'm a horrible person. But he's an alien! Oh well, people are unaware of that. I might as well.'

Dib then carried ZIM to the hospital, which was across the street.

"And that's probably how you lost your memory, considering you use that Pak to carry your brain around." Dib said, and pointed at ZIM's Pak.

ZIM looked at his Pak and sighed. He tried to remember as much as he could. He couldn't.

"You know, you aren't even ACTING like your normal self. Okay ZIM, I believe that you lost your memory. Are you going to defend Earth?" Dib said excitedly.

'If he is, then we wouldn't have to be enemies, he could go against his own race and-'

"Umm… I don't know." ZIM thought very hard about this.

"I know how you can decide! Just," Dib then rushed over behind ZIM, and started pressing buttons on his Pak. Every time Dib pressed a button, it hurt ZIM, A LOT! "Press a few buttons here and voila! Just talk to GIR, he's your assistant. He will probably say you should defend Earth." Dib said excitedly.

"YEAH! MASTA! YOU SHOULD! TACOOOOOSSSS!" GIR said excitedly.

"Fine… Dib… I will protect Earth, but if I regain my memories and you're my enemy somehow or I want to destroy Earth, so help me I will destroy this planet in an instant!" ZIM said.

"Okay… that sounded a lot like your old self, but not too much! Okay! Protecting the Earth Partner!" Dib then put his hand out. In a normal coincidence, ZIM wouldn't know what to do. In this case, he did.

ZIM would probably never remember his past life ever again.

Even I am sad! Don't worry, some things will happen to have you fan's regain hope! Hope you liked it! I will work on the next chapter as soon as I can!