Author: Golden Feathers Edward
Warnings: Spelling, grammar, insanity, talking of body parts and so on I guess. OH! Don't forget swearing!
AN: Well Here is the fic so enjoy: )
Nut Cases
It was one of the usual D-rank missions for them. This one was that team 7 had to repair some of the electronics in rooms at a mental institution. They went into the first room and found a man swinging an imaginary baseball bat. Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto looked on this sight in confusion.
"What the hell are you doing?" their blonde team-mate asked a bewildered look on his whiskered face.
"I'm Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a home run I'm outta here!" replied the man.
Team seven looked at each other thinking the same thing, 'Who the fuck is Babe Ruth?'
"Umm . . . well good luck," Sakura muttered.
"Hn," was all the raven haired boy said a scowl on his pale face.
Naruto looked at the man and shook his head and wished him well. They continued on there way after they were done. In the next room, there was a man swinging an imaginary golf club. They looked on, in a disturbed way. Seeing neither Sasuke nor Sakura wanted to say anything he sighed and stepped up.
"What the hell are YOU doing?" the fox boy asked a frown on his brow.
"I'm Jack Nicklaus. As soon as I make a hole in one. I'm outta here!" replied the man.
Once again they wondered who the hell Jack Nicklaus was. The three Genin shook their heads then went into the next room after fixing the last. Sakura shrieked covering her eyes, Sasuke left eye twitched and Naruto's blue eyes widened in shock. A man was sitting there naked right in front of them, balancing a peanut on the tip of his dick.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Naruto gasped in disbelief.
"The man looked up and said, "I'm fucking nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"
End.
AN: Well this story was fun for me to write and I was bored so go on and review and flames are welcomed if you don't like this story.