Arthur Kirkland passed his colony`s bedroom door. Instead of the usual silence normally heard at 1 a.m. , he heard giggles and noises sounding suspiciously sexual.
"I`m happy you came over." Came Seychelles` voice. She sounded breathless. "But what if England were to come home?"
"Relax." Came another oh so familiar voice. England put his ear to the door. "The old man is out drinking with Prussia. We have the house to ourselves tonight so just relax and enjoy it."
Old man? He most certainly was not! He was only 23! Who did that bloody American think he was? A few more moans made his stomach churn. Just what exactly was going on in there? If it`s what it sounded like it was fucking illegal even in Alfred`s bloody country. Seychelles was only 16! America was 19! Not wanting to see anything but not wanting what was happening to continue he took a breath and opened the door. "What the bloody hell is going on in here?"
The two panicked and jerked up, Seychelles holding the sheet against her to cover her naked chest. Their hair was frazzled and they were both panting. When she glanced over at her current fuck-buddy, England spotted purple and red hicks all down her neck and shoulders. "Bloody…What the fuck do you two think you`re doing? Alfred this is a new low even for you! And you! You little sex obsessed whore! How could you possibly think you two could fuck in my household and not get caught? It`s absurd! How stupid do you think I am?"
"Very." Came from one of their mouths and they both tried not to laugh.
"Seychelles you are so far beyond grounded. I am going to spend the next month thinking up punishments for you that Satan himself would find cruel and unusual. And You! America get your horny arse out of my house you sick perverted bastard! She`s fucking 16!"
They were startled. Alfred grabbed his boxers and pulled them one before getting out of bed and gathering his clothes he was and was rushed out of the house after getting hit over the head.
"I`ll see you later!" Seychelles called after him.
"Are you fucking kidding me? You really are a cheap ass whore aren`t you? He`s a freaking 19 year old! You are so grounded your current fuck-buddy`s coffee will look at you and say 'damn' For the next I don`t even know how long you will not leave the house, you will not speak to France, America or anyone else I do not give you express permission to. You will eat, drink, and sleep only when I tell you to. You will do exactly as I say when I say it or suffer the consequences. Do I make myself clear?"
All she could do was nod.
"Filthy slag." He said and slammed her door, shaking his head in disgust.