EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
DAFFODIL
VS
KAREN
BEGIN
[DAFFODIL]
ALRIGHT DUMB COMPUTER TIME FOR ME TO TAKE YOU APART
YOU'RE THE WORST MOTHERFUCKER YOU COULDN'T EVEN FART
YOU ARE SUCH A MINOR BITCH WHO BOSS PLANKTON AROUND
YOU ARE LIKE A WALKIE TALKIE WITH NO GOOD SOUND
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEG TO WALK LIKE A HUMAN
YOU BELONG TO THE FUTURE YOU NO GOOD DIRTY WOMAN
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL KICK YOU DOWN THE DRAIN
MY LUCKY RABBIT FOOT ARE MORE POWERFUL AS YOU SAY
[KAREN]
OH LOOK WHO'S HERE IT THAT LITTLE WHINY CUNT
YOU SLEEP ALL THE TIME NO WONDER YOU'RE A SLUT
I GOT ALL YOUR INFORMATION IN MY DAMN DATA
IT SAYS THAT YOU ARE SO FAT AND YOU HAVE ANMESIA
YOUR SHOWS CLIFFORD PUPPY DAYS ARE SO BORING AND WEIRD
IT HAD NO VIOLENCE IT JUST BURNED MY REAR
I WILL OVERDRIVE YOUR ASS SO YOU WILL GET BONED
YOUR BROTHER CLIFFORD IS A RED MUTT AND SOON HE'LL BE OWNED
[DAFFODIL]
OH SHUT YOUR FUCKING BOLT YOU ARE SO OLD AND WEAK
THAT'S WHY PLANKTON DATE ANOTHER FISH CAUSE SHE WAS SO SWEET
YOU COULDN'T HELP PLANKTON STEAL SOME SHITTY CRAPPY FORMULA
THAT'S WHY WE DON'T TRUST YOU CAUSE YOU SUCK
MY SHOWS ARE GOOD YOURS ARE SO OLD AND LAME
THE WORST VERSION OF YOU WOULD BE IN A FUCKING GAME
I WILL TAKE YOU APART AND THEN I'LL BURIED YOU
THEN PLANKTON WILL DATE A BITCH NAMED KAREN 2
[KAREN]
OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART BUT I AM EVEN SMARTER
WHEN CLIFFORD STOLE EMILY YOU GOT EVEN ENVIER
WELL FUCK YOU BUNNY CAUSE I'M BIGGER THAN YOU
I CAN EVEN ZAP AND TURN YOU INTO PEE AND A POOP
PLAYING WITH THAT TOY BUBBLES HA YOU ARE SUCH A SHOW OFF
YOU ARE SIMILAR TO JORGE SO SUCK HIS LITTLE COCK
I DON'T NEED MORE INFORMATION FROM YOUR LITTLE VAGINA
I'M GOING AWAY AND I WILL SEND YOU TO CHINA
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE