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Summary: Harry is the silent partner to WWW, working, with permission mind you, from the shadows at Hogwarts. The guinea pigs know nothing of the next crazy invention that will be tested on them. But then again no one was really expecting it or the events that will follow.

A/N Well… this is awkward… it seems the dead can rise to fight another day. I really need to back into this, and I am trying. Don't expect everything at once. Or hell, don't expect less, I may not have been updating but I have been writing… just don't hate me after I go through and edit everything okay? Allons-y!

/Earlier that morning/

Harry sat at the Gryffindor table watching for his snowy owl to appear out of the mass of feathers, talons, and hungry beaks that had descended on the great hall. The sounds of exclamations from first years getting their first letters from their family, of grumbles, shrieks as sharp beaks nipped at the grabbing, impatient fingers started to fill the hall as he tilted his head up searching. He caught sight of the white bird, but no sooner had he, he noticed the four other owls helping Hedwig carry the parcel to the Gryffindor table. As they neared, half the hall was looking in his direction wondering just what he had gotten now. Normally it was nothing good, well for the other houses at least; the last time owls had been seen carrying stuff to him he had gotten his Firebolt. And quiddich was a losing battle for everyone after that.

The parcel landed on the table with a soft thud, the birds landed on top of it. Harry reached his hand to the snow white owl he had come to adore and scratched her lightly right above the beak, her head bobbing slightly.

"Well Hedwig what is this?"

The owl preened at his attention, spreading her wings effectively knocking the rest of the birds off the parcel. Most took flight, spreading their wings and leaping from the table, except one; which sat next to Harry's plate scratching the patch of feathers right above his left leg. Harry and half the table laughed at her antics. She lifted her leg to him and he finally noticed the note attached there. Unrolling it he absently placed the plate of bacon in front of the two owls after she had hopped from atop the box.

Hello our comrade in arms,

We have sent you some supplies to help in our endeavors. If we were still beside you in war we would admire you every day for the appeal you have. We thank you again for your most generous donation and hope that this early Christmas present will be the perfect thing for you over the holidays. And to show how well our place is picking up we thank you.

Hope you enjoy!

(Make us proud)

Sincerely,

The twins of present

A smile cracking his lips, harry opened the box expecting it to explode with fireworks or something. Not something that would surprise him really, it was the twins they were talking about. (*)What he didn't expect was the nice dragon hide winter cloak that lay in the box. Harry stood and pulled the cloak out, causing several that were still watching to gasp, as the shin length cloak fell smoothly against his body. Its beautiful dark scales shimmered in the light, giving the cloak an almost eerie glow to it. The inside of the cloak was soft and felt almost like cool silk as he ran his fingers lightly over the material.

Harry ran a thumb over the scales and smiled to himself, whether it was the twins that did it or not, the spells attached made his smile warmer. Probably to protect the wearer and such he thought. Looking around the cloak he saw most everyone in the great hall look at him with an envy that was dripping with venom, or at least he would assume, could have been awe; dragon hide cloaks were not the cheapest thing, especially enchanted ones. With a glint in his eyes Harry slipped the cloak on and felt it shrink to fit his slim form; hugging his shoulders almost perfectly and the material hung nicely around him. He then took his seat back at the table looking back into the box like what had just happened, hadn't.

Grabbing the box with one hand harry pulled it closer to him to inspect the other clothes that sat in it; all black, green or grey, all tight looking. Harry chuckled to himself as he shifted through the clothes; those two would never change it seemed that every time they sent him something he would have to accept new clothes. Not that he complained much, they were nice clothes, and he looked amazing in them. He continued to look through the box finding chocolates and other candies throughout the clothes, but one particular box caught his eye as he grabbed it out. The tent like box design made it easy enough to tell what it was, but when the words Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans flashed to Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes every Flavored Beans, a smile curved his lips as he looked around at the people sitting nearest him. He pulled the note attached off as he dropped them back into the box. He scanned the first few sentences, before an almost malicious smirk crossed his features. Placing the note back in the box, Harry stood from the table and left the hall with everyone wondering what would cause the Gryffindor Golden Boy to look so Slytherin; including one dark haired potions master.

As Harry first opened the door and walked towards the bed, he was thankful for a couple things. First, he had his own room this year. Second, that it was his free period. He placed the box on his bed and pulled the cloak off, laying it on the back of chair next to his bed. He stepped back over to the box and pulled out all the clothes, sending them to his closet with a flick of his wand; they arranged themselves with the rest of his clothes from the twins. It seemed that even his closet agreed with them, all the nice clothes were always in the front. He inspected the rest of the candy and deemed them safe to eat; he put it all in the drawer with the rest of the other left over candy they had sent; He did have much of a sweet tooth so it tended to last a bit, but when he was sitting in here and had a hankering for something sweet that drawer was a life saver.

Looking at the single Item left in the parcel Harry again pulled out the note that had been attached to it.

Harry! Sexy!

Of course we sent the latest prank. We wouldn't want to disappoint you... But this prank is something new. Something… so Slytherin and we would like you to test it on as many of the students and staff of Hogwarts as you can; writing down all information you can about it. And we mean details.

The clothes? They are a present, and we know you probably put them in the closet with the rest of your good looking clothes. But we would at least like to see you wearing them once... perhaps a visit to Hogsmeade is in order.

Yes that's a lovely idea! Wear the Tight black jeans and emerald shirt that I believe would make you look like the sex god most everyone has to believe you are. And those who don't are blind!

Harry rolled his eyes and smirked.

But back to business, the beans are something me and the gorgeous Fred here have been working on since we got you smashed over the summer. You do remember that time right? What we know of them is they show you a very lifelike fantasy of you and the one you admire. They have a combination of spells and potions affecting them that makes it impossible to talk about anything related to them, well unless it is with someone else that has eaten them. We also believe they are addicting... At least that's what our very own closet gay George has told me.

Good luck with your mission, you minx. How about this weekend?

Sincerely,

Twins Fred and George,

Loyal followers of the sex god Harry Potter.

Harry folded the letter back up and smirked into space for a minute before looking back at the box; he knew exactly who he wanted to try it on first.

And that was how Ron found Harry during lunch. Sitting on his bed munching on candy; a pleased smile resting on his lips as he reached for the box of beans.

"Hey Har' it seems your enjoying that a little too much. Mind sharing?" Ron jumped onto the bed next Harry.

Instead of reaching his hand into the box, harry grabbed it and offered it to Ron. What Ron missed as he reached into it was the glint in the green eyes as he grabbed the safest looking orange bean, avoiding the grey spotted ones and the brown ones and the grey-ish puke-ish looking one; the grimace evident on his face.

He popped it into his mouth and leaned back into the pillows. Ahh… dream sickle. He propped his feet onto the duvet and put his hands behind his head as he chewed.

"So Har', been here all morning?" A warm feeling started at his toes and started to spread through his body as he rested; his eyes slipping closed.

"Oh, yeah; Sorry about that, just felt I needed time to myself. You know to think about everything…"

Harry's voice dropped off as Ron felt hands ghost up his inner thighs; smoothing the creases in his pants as they trailed up. Feather light kisses followed the roaming fingers all the way up to his torso making Ron lean his head back and hold back a moan. He looked down with lidded eyes to look at the long pale fingers that began to tease his hardened nipples through his shirt. His eyes squeezed shut and his head swung back. He let out a very manly (in his mind, mind you) squeak when he felt a tongue run along the skin above his waistband. Ignoring the fact that the hands were now snaking their way up his shirt, he stared into the lust filled mercury eyes that stared back at him from the pale aristocratic face framed with shoulder length blonde hair.

Ron's eyes rolled into the back of his head as the skilled fingers attacked his unclothed nipples.

Harrys POV/

Harry pulled out of Legillimens just as the red head passed out; noting on the pad that even though Ron was passed out the motion of eyes behind his eyelids suggests that they continue to work despite the victim losing consciousness. Closing the notebook he tried holding in his laughter he waved his hand towards the curtains of his bed and closed them; hiding Ron as he walked towards the door. As soon as the door clicked shut behind him, Harry burst out laughing.

The irony of the situation he found his friend in was "priceless". And he wondered how the red head would react in the long run. Wiping the tears from his eyes and shaking his head he walked down the stair case to the common room, he stopped short when he realized that all of the inhabitants of Gryffindor tower were all staring at him.

"What?" he looked at them for a moment and shrugged, walking out the portrait hole.

He walked for a few minutes when he realized he still had the box of beans with him. A wicked gleam come to his emerald eyes he started back down the corridor with a smirk on his face as he sought out his next victim…. Woops no, his next friend.

Walking to the hidden table in the back of the library; Harry watched Hermione read for a moment before he sat down and sat the box on the table in front of him.

Her eyes stayed on the page until she reached the bottom, or a period. It could have been a page break for all he cared, but she closed the book and sat it down and looked at him.

"What do you need Harry?" she eyed the box of beans as she shifted into a more comfortable position.

"Well I realized you've been here since this morning and thought you might like a snack." He used his index finger and lightly pushed it towards her across the table. Her eyes switched from the box to him and narrowed at him suspiciously.

"What are they?" he rolled his eyes.

"'Mione, and here I thought you've been able to read for all the years I've known you." He smirked as her cheeks flushed a bright pink.

"Oh you know what I meant."

"I don't think I do." He looked out the window behind Hermione then turned back; looking her right in the eyes. He raised an eyebrow.

She stared at him for a moment more. "Fred and George sent you those didn't they." It wasn't a question.

He looked at her a moment before shrugging. "So?"

"So if you don't tell me what they'll do to me, I won't even consider testing them."

Harry glared at her for a moment. "Sometimes you're too smart; you drain the fun out of everything. Like…" She gave him a look as his sentence dropped off. "Like, some fun sucking anti-Fun Vampire!" He made his eyes all wide imitating someone who had just figured something huge out; and made a fist with one hand, bringing it down against his other open palm.

She laughed and rolled her eyes at his antics. "I'm just cautious. Don't want to walk around the school with antlers or something."

"They show you who your heart desires most in the most life like and erotic ways." He said in a bored tone as inside he laughed with glee as her eyes widened, then grew hungry. Her hand reached for the box but he slapped it away and drew the box closer to himself.

"Now, now 'Mione; I need you to promise me you want turn them in or tell anybody."

She shook her head. "I promise."

He laughed and pulled a single bean out of the box and put it on the table in an overdramatic, flourished manner. She watched it for a moment before hesitantly reaching for the bean and picking it up. Pulling it to her face she sniffed it hesitantly, eyeing it as she shrugged, popping it into her mouth.

"How long will it take to take affect?" She looked imploringly as she chewed the bean with fervor.

"Well my guess is it depends." He shrugged "It took Ron a couple of minutes."

Her eyes grew wary as she shifted in her seat. Harry realized as she was fidgeting and her shoulders seemed to slump that she didn't think that she would be attracted to anyone. Sometimes it seemed as though she was more attracted to her books, if anything it wouldn't surprise him if she were asexual.

"That's ok, I can wai…." Her mouth dropped open and her eyes darkened to a deep hazel, a deep blush spreading across her cheeks.

Hermione's POV

As she started to chew on the candy, the fruity flavor coating her tongue, Hermione had a thought; it started in the back of her head and as soon as she recognized it grew louder. She's not attracted to anyone. And that is when thoughts like "It's not working; it couldn't work with her anyway." Started to fly through her head. She sighed inwardly as she came to this revelation. "It's ok, I can wai…" And then she felt it.

It was the barest brush of lips against the back of her neck, hot breath skimming over the skin of her shoulder, a light brush of fingertips on her wrist. A soft kiss was pressed to the same spot on her neck as hands pulled her flush against the flat chest behind her. The same hands expertly ran up her sides; putting just right amount of pressure on her ribs to send a jolt of pleasure down her spine. The finger tips lightly brushed over her neck and turned it to the side, exposing more as the lips trailed to her ear; licking the shell. The hands trailed back down her chest skimming just barely over her breasts as they moved downward. As they reached the bottom the hem the slim fingers slipped under her shirt and then disappeared continuing their trek south. Another kiss was placed on the inside of her knee and a very different pair of hands trailed up her thighs meeting the pair running down them.

The person behind her bit her neck softly, earning a mewling sound from Hermione as the hands began to travel in very different directions. Long fingernails trailed below her polo as strong hands kneaded her thighs. Soft kisses trailed up the sensitive skin that made up her legs, while the mouth that plagued her neck began lightly nipping at the joint. Breathing heavily she began to squirm under the sensations tormenting her. Strong fingers started to pull her skirt up leaving a path of fire in its place. Nails skimmed over her abdomen as her shirt was lifted. A heavy sensation pooled in between her legs as fingers ran along the edges of her lace, sending tendrils of passion throughout her entire body. She leaned her head back against strong shoulders as softer hands began to entertain the skin around and underneath the matching bra. A soft chuckling rose from behind her and she opened her eyes to meet the burning oak eyes that assailed hers.

Hands continued to wander, and her breathing wasn't doing any better. Coming in small gasps as the pair of hands continued to torment her. Fingers fondled her lace and nails left trails down her abdomen. A pair of lips left her neck and started to trail behind her head as the matching hands trailed along the edge of the lace underwear. Lips caressed the other side of her neck and began the same ministrations they had on the other side. A kiss was placed on her lower abdomen, as fingers dipped below the lace of her bra and brushed against her hard nipple. Arching into the touch, Hermione missed the movement of the second mouth as it began to slowly plant kisses down to her raised skirt. In the haze she also didn't notice when the lips and tongue replaces the fingers that were playing with her lace. A muffled cry escaped her mouth as she leant forward. Instantly coming into contact with lust filled blue eyes and black hair.

Harrys POV

Cancelling Legillimens Harry quickly put a see me not spell on his best friend and a very… very strong silencing spell on her. Fanning himself he glanced at his friend and let a breathy grin spread across his face. Of course he liked men, but everyone could appreciate how very erotic and… just wow that had been. Watching two very distinct people tend to 'Miones every attention. Snickering he walked out of the library and headed to a very crowded common room. Let the games begin.

A/N

Well to anyone in particular (*) this cloak will be appearing in all of my fics, sooner or later.

8/3/15 I am most ashamed of myself. And I am trying to fix that; I need to start writing again anyway. It made me happier; which I need mind you. I am going back through my fics, and realizing they need a little… oomph. So I'm starting there. It's going to be a bit interesting. It has been a couple years and maybe I might just finish a couple of them… maybe my sister would stop bugging me then. …

A/N can anyone guess who the people in the visions are? Virtual cookie if you can. I felt that I enjoyed writing this chapter way too much, but *shrugs* I like this chapter. And the next one stars the potion classroom piece I gave you a taste of when I posted this story. I hope you guys liked this chapter. Can you tell me what you think? TTFN