EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
GARY THE SNAIL
VS
NEMO
BEGIN
[GARY THE SNAIL]
ALRIGHT CLOWNY FISH TIME FOR ME TO KICK YOUR ASS
YOU WENT TO THE FUCKING DROP OUT DURING CLASS
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MARLIN IS JUST A PIECE OF SHIT
YOU WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT SEA CREATURE A SHIT
YOU ARE SO SMALL YOU'RE THE SIZE OF A BALLSAC
YOUR MOTHERFUCKER DIED AFTER THAT SEA CREATURE ATTACK
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME I CAN BITE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
BETTER WATCH OUT OR YOU'LL GET SNAIL DISEASE
[NEMO]
SNAIL DISEASE HA YOU DON'T SCARED ME
YOU FUCKED UP SPONGEBOB AND YOU HATE TO BE CLEAN
LET ME REMIND YOU YOU'RE UNDERWATER
DAMN IT GARY YOU ARE WAY TOO DUMBER
I MAY BE SMALL BUT I AM WAY MORE ACTIVE
YOU SOUND LIKE A CAT THAT IS SO OVERRATED
YOU CAN'T STOP ME AFTER I BEAT THIS STAND
HOW THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU GET HANDS
[GARY THE SNAIL]
OH SHUT YOUR FUCKING YAP UNLEAST I'M NOT IMMORAL
YOU ALMOST GOT KILLED BY THE MACHINE YOU ASSHOLE
I'M MORE CAREFUL YOU JUST JUMP TO CONCLUSION
YOU'RE ALMOST LIKE DORY ONLY NOT MUCH CONFUSION
SPONGEBOB IS MY OWNER HE TAKES GOOD CARE OF ME
UNLIKE YOUR FATHER TREATY YOU LIKE A CRAPPY PIECE OF MEAT
WHEN YOU GET CAPTURED BY THE FISHERMAN YOU'LL GET EATEN
YOU'LL BE FLAY ALIVE YOU GODDAMN DEMON
[NEMO]
OH YOU THINK THIS IS EASY WELL YOU'RE A RETARD
YOU ALMOST BETRY SPONGEBOB WITH THAT DUMBASS PATRICK STAR
YOU SQUEAK YOUR TOY A LOT WHICH IS CRAPPY AND LAME
HATE TAKING BATH WELL YOU OUGHTA BE A SHAME
I GOT MANY FRIENDS THAN YOU EVER DO
YOU ONCE RAN AWAY AFTER SPONGEBOB DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU
WELL FUCK YOU BITCH I'M GOING AWAY
TIME FOR ME TO GO TO SCHOOL AND FOR YOU TO BE GAY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE