EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
HOMER
VS
PIKACHU
BEGIN
[HOMER]
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE MOUSEY BITCH IT TIME FOR ME TO END YOU
TRAVELING WITH ASH MAKE YOU GAY FANS MUST HATE YOU
I'M THE BEST SIMPSONS CHARACTER IN MY COMEDY
YOU JUST MAKE VIOLENCE BY YOUR FUCKING THUNDERBOLTING
THAT TAIL OF YOUR IS SO CROOKED AND SHITTY
YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME WITH MY WHOLE PARODY
I GOT BART WHO CAN SLING SHOT YOU IN THE ASS
BY THE TIME YOU GET BURNED YOU'LL BE FUCKING TRAPPED
[PIKACHU]
OH DON'T BE A FATHERFUCKER YOU BIG DUMB BALDY APE
YOU ARE BAD AT YOUR JOB YOU ARE ALWAYS LATE
MY PARNTER ASH IS A BETTER TRAINER WHO WINS LOT OF BADGES
I WISH MARGE DIVORCE YOU CAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT
YOU ARE MEAN TO FLANDER BY TAKING ALL HIS CRAP
YOU'RE A SINNER TO EVERYONE AND SETTING THEM IN TRAP
IF YOU WERE TO DIE THE SHOW WILL END REAL SOON
THEN MY WILL BE POPULAR FOREVER TOO
[HOMER]
HA IN YOUR DREAM FAGGOT GO TO HELL LITTLE CUNT
TEAM ROCKET WANNA RAPE YOU DON'T BE SCARE LIKE A RUNT
I NEVER GOT FIRED AND MARGE WOULD NEVER LEAVE ME
BUT ASH ALMOST LEFT YOU SO WHY DON'T YOU FUCK ME
I THINK YOU'RE AN ABUSIVE POKEMON WHO DOESN'T WANNA EVOLVE
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND SHOVE IT TO THE WALL
DON'T WASTE YOUR ENERGY YOUR POWER WILL GO OUT
I WILL BEAT YOU SO DON'T HAVE A DOUBT
[PIKACHU]
OH HOLD YOUR SHITTY CATCHPHRASE IT ANNOYING AS IT IS
SAYING WOO HOO AND DOH IS JUST A PIECE OF SHIT
I AIN'T SCARE OF ANYTHING BUT I KNOW YOU ARE
YOU WERE SCARE OF THAT BEAR AND YOU'RE A RETARD
YOU STRANGLE BART WELL THAT IS PRETTY BAD
HOW CAN ANY BITCH MARRY YOU WHEN YOU'RE LAZY, BALD, AND FAT
I WILL ONCE USE MY THUNDERBOLT AND BLAST YOU OUT TO SPACE
BETTER THINK FAST OR YOU'LL BE TOO LATE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE