Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. However, I do own Nero Lich, Kishido, and Kishido's superhero alter-ego, Toy-Man.
A/N: Just so you know, the screen names of each Thriller Bark member are as follows:
Gecko Moria ShadowShadowFruit
Nero Lich UndeadGod
Perona GhostPrincess
Absalom LionFace
Hogback ZombieDoc
Kishido Toy-Man
Now, on with the story!
Gecko Moria, not to be one of those villains who were stranded in the old days, decided that they were all going to get instant messengers for the meetings. His subordinates had all agreed of course, because if they didn't they'd get pounded into the ground (well, perhaps not Lich.) Anyway, their first IM-meeting was just starting.
ShadowShadowFruit has logged on.
ShadowShadowFruit: Well….this is new.
ZombieDoc has logged on.
GhostPrincess has logged on.
GhostPrincess: OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME!
UndeadGod has logged on.
LionFace has logged on.
ZombieDoc: I have never used a messenger before in my life.
UndeadGod: This feels really weird.
ShadowShadowFruit: SILENCE! Now, are we all here?
LionFace: I think so. What did you two do with Kishido?
UndeadGod: We stuck him in Hogback's freezer and locked the door.
ZombieDoc: HEY!
GhostPrincess: hits UndeadGod No we did not. He's asleep.
ShadowShadowFruit: AHEM!
UndeadGod: Ah, sorry, sir. EVERYBODY LISTEN UP! And that includes you, Perona-chan.
ZombieDoc: No need to shout, Lich-sama.
ShadowShadowFruit: Now, as we all know, tomorrow is Kishido's birthday. I want you all to make it as good as possible for him.
GhostPrincess: Ugh, you're telling me….he was practically bouncing off the walls today. That and he was dancing with his Bearsy plushie.
LionFace: You have to admit, that Toy Toy Fruit's interesting, though. It's like Moria-sama's power, but done with toys instead of zombies.
UndeadGod: Just wait till he puts some poor guy's essence into that giant panda bear teddy he has. He'll soon have some sort of toy-army.
ShadowShadowFruit: Now, do we have the cake?
GhostPrincess: Check.
LionFace: Oooh, cake!
ShadowShadowFruit: Presents?
UndeadGod: Check.
ShadowShadowFruit: Decorations?
UndeadGod: Please sir, with all due respect, do not mention that word. I nearly tripped over that 'Happy Seventh Birthday' banner earlier.
GhostPrincess: Hah, you wuss.
UndeadGod: Shush.
ShadowShadowFruit: Oh, and Hogback, can you see if you can get Cindry to actually serve the food on plates this time?
ZombieDoc: Consider it done.
Toy-Man has logged on.
LionFace: What the….?
Toy-Man: nevar fear sitizens, it is i, toy-man! here to asist you in your tresure hunting and pyrating! how gos it?
ZombieDoc: Who's 'Toy-Man'?!
UndeadGod: Well, judging by the bad spelling and the screen name, I'd say it's Kishido.
GhostPrincess: Oh, that is it.
Ghostprincess has logged off.
Toy-Man: uh oh
LionFace: xD
ShadowShadowFruit: --"
UndeadGod: You better run, squirrel!
ZombieDoc: LAWL!
End
A/N: Got the idea from the Kingdom Hearts fanfic 'Organization XIII Online'. Read and review, please. Any spelling/grammar mistakes are the characters' faults and not mine, ok?