Sadly I Don't Own ANYTHING!
"Listen up detectives I've been informed that you four, a few former SVU detectives, and a few ADA's have been ordered to attend a group outing. It's like a hands-on therapy session." Cragen notified his team.
"What for?" Fin questioned.
"Well apparently that little weekly therapy session that is mandatory, and the monthly mandatory therapy session that people who no longer work for SVU have to take, has shed some light on how you all really feel about each other. And since their seems to be a lot of unhappiness and animosity The Brass, Huang, Skoda, Branch, and I all decided with the insistence of IAB that it would be beneficial for you all to work on some things in a week- long session."
"Another way that Big Brother is controlling us, you see this is just a conspi-" "Shut your bony ass up." Fin told Munch before he had a chance to start talking about a conspiracy.
"Well I just want to get this over with so can we start as soon as possible because we have cases to solve." Olivia spoke.
"Yeah Capt. where are we doing this at your office, Huangs' office, the DA office?" Elliot looked up when he realized his boss wasn't answering him.
"Apparently I can't tell you that you just have to wait until you get to your destination to find out."
"Destination?" Benson questioned.
"Yes, destination now y-"
"Destination?" Stabler began to question again.
"Yes." Cragen said with his voice slightly raised. "Now if you will stop interrupting and parroting others," he glared at Elliot. "I can finish telling you what's going on and then you can ask questions, understood?"
They just stared at him.
Cragen rubbed his head aware of each wrinkle that he thought was caused by each of his hard headed detectives."
"Now take this paper," he said handing it to Olivia. "and it will tell you everything you need know just finish your fives for the day, and I have everything else already under control. Good night detectives and make sure the next time I see you all it's because you're coming back to work, and not in jail."
"No promises." Elliot said.
An hour later with all of their five finished Olivia pulled out the paper and began to read.
Dear Detectives,
The four of you and some of your co-workers, present, and former will be attending a week-long "hands-on" therapy session. During your time with SVU you have done an excellent job at getting the job done. Sometimes a few of you have been known to cross the line. However we appreciate your hard work and dedication. But you all seem to have troubles outside of work because of your work. In spite of what you may think this is for your benefit. Everything will be provided for you just bring any medications, and anything else that is absolutely necessary. Anything extra that is brought along will be confiscated. Please enjoy yourselves.
Sincerely IAB