KHR characters working at an ice cream shop
Tsuna: ah, welcome customer! What would you like?
Customer: double scoop, chocolate and vanilla, please.
Tsuna: right away!
*few minutes later* Tsuna: here yo-*drops ice cream on customer* IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE DON'T BE MAD!( reborn: you're deserving of the title Loser Tsuna)
Gokudera: BUY SOME ICE CREAM, BASTARDS OR GET BLOWN UP!
Customer: *shaking too much to say anything*( Tsuna: uh, gokudera-kun, you're scaring away all the customers. Gokudera: what was that Juudaime? I cant hear you over the screams! Tsuna: …nevermind…)
Yamamoto: haha, here you go! I like your smile, here have another one! Its on me *grins*
Customer: gee thanks! (Tsuna: yamamoto, you're lowering our profits…)
Hibari: What do you want? A fight? *pulls out tonfas*
Customer: ba-banana splite, please…
Hibari: …you have good taste… for a herbivore
Customer: *whispering* hmm hes not as scary as he looks.. hes actually kinda cute…
Kusakabe: Kyoya-san, im afraid we've run o-
Hibari: *smacks kusakabe into the back with a tonfa strike* go find some, or ill bite you to death
Customer: nope, spoke too soon. ( Tsuna: hibari-san, you're not being very helpful. Hibari: *glares* say that again. Tsuna: IM SORRY HIBARI SAN DON'T BITE ME Hibari:*smacks him with tonfas* youre disturbing the peace of Namimori, and will be punished)
Mukuro: kufufu, I am at your service.
Customer: I want your flavor
Mukuro: *blushes* kufufufu, are you suggesting you want me to kis-
Customer: pineapple flavored.
Mukuro: *dark aura rising*
Customer: you're pineapple man right? Your heads in pineapple style *smiles*
Mukuro: *pineapple appears* what was that about pineapples, beloved customer?
Customer: umm
Mukuro: *throws pineapple* ITS NOT PINEAPPLE STYLE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE( Tsuna: can't blame her for getting that idea T_T ….)
Ryohei: EXTREME SCOOPING!
Customer: I only asked for on-
Ryohei: while you're waiting here, why don't you JOIN THE BOXING CLUB!( Tsuna: all he thinks about is boxing after all)(Gokudera: shut up turf top, you're disturbing the juudaime! Ryohei: WHAT WAS THAT , GRASS HEAD?!)
~Varia Time!~
(Tsuna: maybe the Varia's having a better time…)
Squalo: VOOOIII! WHATS YOUR ORDER, TRASH?!
Customer: maybe ill check somewhere else…
Squalo: VOOOOIIIII COME AND FACE ME , YOU COWARDLY BASTARD( Tsuna: are we all trash to him?!)
Mammon: show me the money, and ill start scooping
Customer: ummm, ok…* pulls out wallet*
Mammon: hmmm, whats your order?
Customer: mint chocolate chip, please
Mammon: all right * starts scooping*
Customer: can you make it double scooped?
Mammon: im charging you for overtime (Tsuna: hes extorting him… over ice cream…)
Bel: ushishishi shi
Customer: … can I order now?
Bel: a prince only serves royalty , ushishishi( Tsuna: he just doesn't feel like working!)
Lussuria: what do you want, cupcake?
Customer: cookie dough please
Lussuria: right away, sweetie! *winks*
Customer: …
Lussuria: here you go, cu-
Customer: IM NOT GAY.
Lussuria: *gasps* (Tsuna: the customers are pretty ruthless too!)
Levithan: with this, I can show off my skills to the bo-
Xanxus: *gun clicks* you're being too loud, useless scum
Levithan: forgive me, boss!
Customer: …..( Tsuna: the customer's being ignored completely!)