Okay, this is my first story, so it's not that good, but thanks for reading it anyway. I got this idea from a fanfiction I read on a different website, but it was a Digimon fic, so I thought I would remake it to fit the characters of Naruto. The songs and theme's are the same, yes, but I had to make a few changes to fit the characters. Also, I don't really care if they are OOC, and if they are, don't tell me. Because I probably already know.

Disclaimer: I'm eventually going to stop doing this, so let's just say that this goes for the whole story. I don't own Naruto, or the songs Lady Marmalade, I'm too sexy, I'm sexy I'm Cute, Eyes Like Yours, or C.R.U.S.H.

It was a dark and gloomy night. The trees were swaying slowly in the breeze, and you could hear everything that went bump in the night. Okay, not really, I just always wanted to do that. Actually, it was about 9:30, and it was kinda bright out, because of the moon. It was also really hot.

Outside of a bar, stood eight figures, Naruto, Kiba, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, Shino, Chouji, and Lee.

"Oi teme! Who's idea was this again?"called our favorite blonde idiot.

"Hn" was the only reply he got.

"It was our youthful Sakura-chan's idea!" Lee practically yelled.

"Shit." cursed all the boys, non-stoic ones that is, at the same time.

Lee, who had gotten over his crush but still thought very highly of her, spoke up in her defense, "Oh come on, my youthful friends! It couldn't be that bad!"

But they had no idea what was in store for them.

Once they were inside, they got a table right in front of the stage. Because as they came in, they realized that this was not an ordinary bar, but the most feared bar in the world, A KAREOKE BAR!. When this was discovered, it ignited groans from much of the men in their group. They all sat down and ordered their drinks, mostly sake.

They were wondering where the girls were, as they had said they would meet the guys at the bar, and were just starting to get bored, or extremely bored in Shikamaru's case, when the lights went out.

(Music Starts)

Mystery Voice:Where's all my soul sisters

Let me hear y'all flow sisters

"Ino?!" they chorused.

"No way!" Naruto said.

All voices:

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister

(Spotlight comes on, revealing Ino. She is wearing a one piece black dress that hugs her body and is very short, with a pair of tight black shorts under it, where you can't see them, but don't let you see up her dress, and her hair half back.She then starts singing. )

Ino:

He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge

Strutting her stuff on the street

She said, hello, hey Shika

You wanna give it a go, oh

Guys: INO!

Shikamaru, who had been dating Ino for about a month now, stares at her, mouth hanging open in shock.

Ino, with others in background:

Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (hey hey hey)

Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (hee oh)

Mocca chocolata ya ya (ooh yeah)

(Ino starts walking downstage, towards Shikamaru and the others, and once she reaches him, she sings the next lines.)

Ino:

Creole Lady Marmalade (ohh)

All voices:

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (oh oh)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (yeah yeah yeah yeah)

(Another spotlight appears, showing Sakura. She is wearing the exact same outfit and hairstyle as Ino except her color is hot pink, with matching makeup. She walks towards the center of the stage from the right this time)

Sasuke: Sakura! (After he killed Itachi he started showing emotion. Although, that's only when it comes to Sakura, because she's been his girlfriend for about a month and a half.)

Shikamaru: (eyes still on Ino) Your turn, Sasuke…

Sakura:

He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up

Boy drank all that magnolia wine

On her black satin sheets

Is where he started to freak, yeah

(Goes to join Ino downstage, center, then gives Sasuke a small wink from on stage)

Guys: (start whooping and cheering at Sasuke)

Sasuke: (actually blushing like mad)

Ino/Sakura(with others still in backround):

Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (da da yeah)

Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (ooh yeah yeah)

Mocca chocolata ya ya (yeah, yeah)

Sakura:

Creole Lady Marmalade, uh

Sakura/Ino:

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ooh)

(A third spotlight shines down on the bottom of the stairway platform, where TenTen is half sitting/half lying down on the bottom stairway. She is dressed in a light-pink, leather miniskirt, a black halter-top, which comes down to just above her stomach, black, knee-high boots, and fishnet stockings. Her hair is tied back into a loose bun, but random strands wildly hang down from her hair.)

Lee/Neji: TENTEN?!?!?!?!

TenTen:

Yeah, yeah, aw

We come through with the money and the garter belts

Chouji: Since when does TenTen rap?

Shino: (still in shock from the whole situation) since now…

Let 'em know we 'bout that cake, straight out the gate

We independent women, some mistake us for whores

Lee: (gasps at what his teammate just said)

I'm saying, why spend mine when I can spend yours

Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry

I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari

(gets up and starts heading for Sakura and Ino as she, raps, but walks past them, towards Neji, her boyfriend of two and a half months, and sits on the edge of the stage once she reaches him, in a casual position.)

Wear high heeled shoes, getting love from the Jews

Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge

Lee: I can't believe TenTen just cursed!

Neji: I can't believe she's even up there!

Naruto: I'm gonna get Sakura for this….

Sakura/Ino:

Hey sisters, soul sisters

Betta' get that dough sisters

TenTen:

We drink wine with diamonds in the glass

By the case, the meaning of expensive taste

(quickly reaches over and grabs Neji's wine glass, takes a sip, then puts it back, grinning at him the whole time)

Kiba: (wolf whistles) Neji, you dawg!

Chouji: Way to go!

Nehi: (in somewhat of a trance at this point, but has the grace to blush. No really!)

(TenTen just as quickly gets up, and heads back towards Ino and Sakura, walking backwards so she still faces the audience as she moves)

Sakura/Ino:

We wanna gitchi gitchi ya ya (come on)

Mocca chocolata (what)

TenTen:

Creole Lady Marmalade

Sakura:

One more time, come on now

(As the three continue singing, a new voice is suddenly heard in the backround—"()"—parts)

Sakura/Ino/TenTen:

Marmalade (ooh)

Lady Marmalade (ooh yeah)

Marmalade (ohh)

voice coming from upstage:

Hey, hey, hey!

(Yet another spotlight shines, this time at the top of the stairway platform, on Hinata this time. Her hair is pulled back in a very tight, very high ponytail, but still lower than Ino's usual hair. Her outfit is best described as a combination ofSakura, Ino and TenTen's…only in Lavender with matching colored makeup as well. She walks down the stairs, and towardsTenTen in beat to the song as she sings.)

Naruto: (in pure shock) Oh, my god…. Is that Hinata?!?!?!?! (He had been dating her for about four months)

Shikamaru/Sasuke/Neji: (still transfixed on his own girlfriend) welcome to the club, brother

Before Neji realizes that it was his cousin up there. Then his attention is drawn back to TenTen.

Hinata:

Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth, oh

Color of cafe au lait, alright

Made the savage beast inside

Roar until he cried

(walks all the way downstage, and meets up with Kari, the four girls split up into two pairs on either side of the stage)

Hinata:

More, more, more!

Boys: ( are completely shocked. No one ever expected the shy, sweet Hinata to be up there singing, much less that particular song, with a voice like hers!)

TenTen/Hinata:

(duet)

Now he's back home doing nine to five (nine to five)

TenTen:

Living a gray flannel life

Hinata:

But when he turns off to sleep, memories keep

All voices:

More, more, more!

(all four girls start dancing to cleverly choreographed moves towards the song)

Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (da da)

Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (ohh)

Mocca chocolata ya ya (ooh)

(They temporarily pause as Hinata sings)

Hinata:

Creole Lady Marmalade!

(resume the dancing)

All voices:

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (all my sisters, yeah)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ohh)

(The lights go out again, temporarily, but each reapear on each girl as her name is called out)

Hinata:

Come on, uh

Ino

Ino:

Moulin

Sakura

Sakura:

Lady Marmalade

TenTen

TenTen:

Hey, hey, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

Hinata

Hinata:

Oh oh ohh

Rockwilder baby

Lady

Moulin Rouge

Oh ooh

Da dum da dum

Misdemeanor here

(All four girls prepare to strike final post as the song ends)

All voices:

Creole Lady Marmalade, ooh yes….

(music ends)

"..."

The guys were speechless

"We have to get them back!"

Well, almost everyone. Naruto can't be speechless for long.

To be continued...

What did you think? I already told you, this is basically the other fic, just tweaked to fitthe Naruto characters. Although, I'm thinking after the first two chapters, ones that are redone from the fic, I'm going to keep going with this. It will be a boys vs girls thing, where they sing different songs every time. I really want to do one with the girls singing it's raining men, with a slideshow in the background of all the boys in enbarassing situations. Tell me what you think about that idea. Please review!