Note to Readers
I love Disney, this is just for fun and it'll make you re-think as you re-watch the shows again for the millionth time. This is just a few things that I thought about and didn't really realize about it before. Still I love Disney and it is not meant to offend, or make anyone upset. This is just for fun.
DarkSide of the Princesses and Disney folk
Ariel
Ariel and Eric are a wonderful couple, one of my favorite in the Disney collection, still they do have another dark side to them. Before the "I DO'S" they plotted the death of her aunt.
It's a good thing the girl loves him, otherwise what would her sisters say. I don't think he could've swum fast enough to hide from their wrath, she is the youngest sister.
Speaking of the sisters, it is obvious that Ariel dyes her hair which since none of her sisters match her hair color, as well as the fact that she is disobedient to her father, and has a stealing problem.
What a mermaid, no wonder her dad yells at her. Bad Girl!
My favorite Princess, Sleeping Beauty must have earned her name for the condition she inherited from her parents. The poor girl is anorexic, and has narcolepsy, not a good combo.
You can tell she inherited it, since she came from a whole city of people who had the same condition.
A little powder and they all fall asleep. What a city!
Other than Health issues, and the fact that she needs to stay away from needles, there isn't that much on her.
Belle I have to admit had a lovely gown when she danced with the beast. Yellow is her color.
Still who would have thought she had plotted against the guy.
She and Gaston attempted to murder the guy for his palace and riches.
Attempted murder, what a conviction, still they failed, and she saved her skin.
Poor Gaston fell to his death, so no one could prove she had plotted against the Young king.
Looks like she was lucky and smart, and she later found out she broke the spell.
Lucky her! She got out of that one!
Now we come to another lucky Blonde. You got to love them, really.
Still this blonde isn't a girl you can joke about, she knows the powerful people and those in the big leagues. Not only does she live in the palace, and the king adores her, but she is a thief in disguise.
Cinderella trained her mice to steal for her, and she stole the glass slipper from her Godmother.
The spell was only for midnight, what more proof do you need.
The girl knows what she wants, and she will stop at nothing to get there.
She has ambition; did you see how shocked her stepmother was when she found out about her actions?
Not that she was innocent either, the things she put her daughters through, it is a no wonder Cinderella became a thief.
The next Princess on our list is Pocahontas, who disobeyed her father, didn't do her chores, and made her friends lie about her, as she ran off with her current boyfriend of the year.
Still the black mark on her, is her pet abuse.
She nearly drowned her bird flit.
Still what sums her up, is for breaking an entering on the Kings Palace.
Bad Girl, no wonders she has a prison record!
Snow White the one princess who could give Cinderella a run for her money, when it comes to shoe sizes. Just how small was her shoe size anyway?
Let alone Cinderella's' shoe size?
Still this princess too suffers from narcolepsy, I guess she can't use Apple Lip gloss.
Still she must really get grumpy, because she can not only use the rolling pin, but she keeps all seven of her men in order.
You Go Girl!
Another person that would fall under with pet abuse would be Mulan.
Her poor cricket was enflamed, Poor thing.
Still Mulan ran away from home, disappointed her father, disobeyed her father, and destroyed the palace of the emperor.
She's a busy girl.
Still she wasn't punished for it. Talk about lucky I tell you.
In the end she got awards, and met up with the princesses later, not to mention she got married.
When luck has it, the Lucky bug does work.
Winner of many boyfriend awards would go to-
Princess Jasmine.
This princess can never get enough; she ran away in spite she had enough treasure, and a palace.
She was picky when it came to guys, hundreds to choose from and none of them was enough.
She argued with her father, and would disappear for hours on end.
Then she even went on a RIDE with Aladdin on his carpet doing who knows what!
Bad Girl!
A few other characters that ended up on the Dark Side are the following
Pinocchio
This boy is one heck of a trouble maker. Not only did he smoke being so young, but he joined a gang, and trashed a theme park.
Then later after running away, he decided to go fishing without a care in the world.
This guy is trouble….
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Peter Pan is another troublesome boy.
Who would have thought he was a gang-like Crime lord at such a young age.
He was desired by fairies and mermaids…Lucky him.
He had his own harem.
What can you say……
He trained boys to steal, and threaten adults….This boy is trouble all around.
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The last person on our list, turned out to also has some mental problems.
Mary Poppins, this poor woman
Half the time she seemed to be on a sugar high, and in her own world.
I mean the spoon full of sugar went with everything, including drugs and medicine.
That can have many meanings it's true, but in the end she not only had Schizophrenia, and talked to objects, but her own reflection and objects would "talk" back.
In the end she even talked to her own umbrella.
Hmmm well...she did "fly" too
You Go Girl.
A note to the readers
Hey everyone I can continue on with this story if I get reviews asking for a continuance. Feel free to e-mail corrections or ideas of your own. I enjoy getting e-mail and hearing from the readers.
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