Title: Real

Sohei NICHA

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Genre: Angst/Romance

Rate: T+ - M (for safety)

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Notes: Btw: yes, all of Naruto's "friends" (except for Sasuke) are (OCs and) named after diseases… yup. I'm cool like that.

ALSO— Naruto doesn't have the diseases, but I was just bored and I needed Imaginary Friend names, so, there I was again: being immature. Thank God I never had Imaginary Friends.

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Real

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I have five friends.

Salmonella,

Chlamydia,

Colitis,

Echolalia,

And Sasuke.

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He's here again.

Sasuke, I mean.

Or, something...

I don't know. I can't really tell.

He says that he's real, but so do Salmonella and Chlamydia.

I wanna believe him. I do.

And, if he is, then he's my first real friend.

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I think that out of all my friends, I like Sasuke the most…

(But, don't tell Colitis. He gets jealous really easily.)

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He's not like the other voices in my head.

He's not like the other people I see.

I see and hear him all at the same time.

He's the most... there

Even when he's gone and I can't see him or hear him…

I sigh.

He's not here right now.

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I have four friends.

Salmonella,

Chlamydia,

Echolalia,

And Sasuke.

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Sometimes I feel him. Hit me.

Sometimes he yells at me.

Sometimes he cries and I...

Do I help him?

He isn't real.

Right?

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Sasuke is the most confusing of all my friends.

I can't predict what he'll do, like when I'm with them

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He never wears the same clothes.

They all look the same, but they're never the same clothes.

Each time, it's a blue, or a black, or a white.

He also always has a scent.

They don't have scents. Just voices.

No.

He isn't like the others.

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I have three friends.

Chlamydia,

Echolalia,

And Sasuke.

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He's changing.

Everyone else stayed the same.

I'm looking at him. Studying him.

He looks at me with a frown.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

And "Your hair is longer," is all I can say.

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I have two friends.

Echolalia,

And Sasuke.

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They have been slowly disappearing.

Sasuke is the only one left.

I wonder why…

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I have one friend.

He might leave me too…

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He sits there. Staring at me.

I tilt my head to the side and grin.

"It's just you and me now," I say.

He doesn't say anything.

"… You wanna sit here?" I ask.

I shift over on my bed and look at him.

I can't help the bit of begging in my eyes.

He's the only one left.

He looks sad and…

I don't like it.

"C'mon," I urge, "c'mon!"

He gets up from his seat and then sits on the bed beside me.

I can feel him beside me.

When the others were here I couldn't feel them.

"Why?" I ask.

He looks at me with his dark, blue eyes that were easily mistaken for black.

I knew the color, though.

He was my friend and I'd be a total moron if I didn't know my friends' colors.

"Why can I feel you?"

His brows do that weird tee-pee shape and I almost laugh.

But he looks sad, so I don't.

"Because I'm real," he says.

I reach out and touch his hair.

I'd never done that before.

It's silky and smooth.

I gently pull his head towards mine and smell his hair.

I'm afraid he'll run away like the others.

"Why can I smell you?"

He doesn't raise his head but I can hear him choke out:

"Because I'm real."

I lift his head up and carefully press my lips up against his.

"They said so too," I whisper, pulling away slightly so that

I look into his eyes.

Then I press forward again, licking at his lips which have already parted.

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Echolalia already knew that I liked Sasuke.

She would keep telling me that it was okay.

She also said that he was real;

She said everyone else, even herself, was fake.

She said…

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I can't really think, but there he is

Underneath me.

He gasps when one of my hands goes under his shirt.

He pulls away.

"Your fingers are cold," he says.

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None of them can feel when I'm cold or not.

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My eyebrows scrunch and then I go back in,

Pressing against him even harder.

He whimpers and writhes, sometimes bucking his hips up.

I feel the beat of his heart against my hand.

"They don't have heartbeats like this…" I think to myself

His fingers are at the elastic of my pants…

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I have one friend.

His name is Sasuke.

He might be real.

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His legs are up on my shoulders.

I'm nervous.

I've never done this before.

"N-Naruto…" he moans, and I really want to be inside him now,

But I'm shaking—

More than him. I'm shaking.

My head reels—

He might be real and I might hurt him.

He gives me a frightening glare suddenly, and then grabs my hair and yanks.

It hurts.

And it's real.

"You've always been a fucking Idiot and you've never grown up," he says.

I rub at my head.

"Also," he added, "I'm real."

And with that, he pulled me close again, our lips connecting.

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I have Sasuke.

And I'm pretty sure he's real.

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…Also, we had sex.

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Uh, I got lazy.

D-uh… CRAPPY ONESHOT FOR YOU!

I'm sorry that most of the length here is just me going and putting short lines instead of actual paragraphs. Oh, well…

Reviews are definitely welcome. I feel underappreciated.

Also, Flames are welcome, Bitches. Just you try— I'll peg you.

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Sohei NICHA