YAYHey, look, another Jess story! Lol. Anywho. This takes place during
American Pie (the first movie), aka 12th highschool year. Some call it
"Senior year". Clever, lol. Yeah well, ditz overload.
By the way, lets make this clear that this is NOT the Jessica from the actual movie. Different Jessica. Totally different.
Now, everyone in the first movie gets some actual "in love" stuff…cept for Jim, but he still got sex. But what about Stifler? :) Have fun!
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Jim and Oz stood at their lockers, talking back and forth as they entered their combinations.
"I dunno what you're so pre-occupied about," said Oz, "Don't worry about a thing. You can talk to her."
Jim looked over his right shoulder at Caryn LaGourge, one of the hottest girls in school. He bit his bottom lip nervously and looked at Oz.
"I can't," he said, "You do it for me."
"What?" Oz looked at Jim, raising an eyebrow, a look of pure pity on his face.
"You, Oz, have to ask Caryn out for me." Jim repeated, putting his hands on his hips like he was meaning business. Oz shook his head and looked back to his locker.
"There's no goddamn way I am asking a chick out for you," he said, "That's such girl shit."
Jim sighed and pulled out a binder from his locker.
"Its not like it'd matter anyway," he said.
"What wouldn't matter, my friends?" said Finch as he came up beside Jim and stood there.
"It wouldn't matter if you all had dicks, cause you couldn't get fucked anyway." Said Stifler, appearing from nowhere beside Oz's locker.
"Shit, Stifler," said Oz, obviously having just been scared by the appearance.
"Whoa, calm down, Ozzie." Said Stifler, "Don't want your water to break, miss."
"What do you want, Stifler?" asked Jim.
"I just decided to come over here and tell you Jim, that Caryn is not in your league." Said Stifler.
"What do you mean?" asked Jim.
"I mean, you don't have a horse's shit chance in hell with her."
"Lay off of him, Stifler." Said Oz.
It was then that Kevin came scrambling down the hall.
"Holy shit," he said, "Have you guys seen the new girl?"
"Ah," said Stifler, "She must be a real dog if you're so excited about seeing her."
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Kevin.
"C'mon, dude, we've all seen Vicky." Replied Stifler, smirking widely.
"Hey, fuck you, Stifler!" said Kevin and lunged at him, but was held back by Jim.
"Whoa," said Stifler, "Your G-strings are all in a twist today."
"So, about this new girl," Jim said, turning to Kevin, trying to calm him down, "She hot?"
"Oh my god, she's not just hot." Answered Kevin.
"So, what's so great about her?" asked Oz.
"Well, see for yourselves cause she's coming in now." Said Kevin and they all looked down the hall at the doors at it's end.
Through the doors came a girl. She had light brown hair, which was put in a loose bun. She had piercings in both her ears. Four earrings in each to be exact; two on the top, two on the bottom. That wasn't her only body part that was pierced though. She was wearing a tight white tank-bellytop, exposing her pierced bellybutton ring, which was blue. She was wearing a pair of big, baggy, tan cargoes that 'clinked' with the sound of change in her pocket. Slung over her shoulder was a light blue book bag, looking not too weighed down, seeing as it was her first day here.
She walked down the hallway with such grace, and it was like time slowed down for the five boys standing in front of the lockers, watching every loose strand of her hair wave in the air she was passing through, her blinking looking like she was batting her eyelashes.
The girl noticed all five of them staring at her with a look on her face and figured if she had their attention already, she might as well ask them the question that was on her mind. She headed over, adjusting the strap of her bookbag and stopped, standing between Finch and Oz.
"Hey," she said, her voice light and kind, but with some attitude.
"Hey." All five said back dazedly. She looked at them strangely, but continued with her question.
"Um, do you guys know where the guidance office is?" she asked.
Jim was just about to answer when Stifler stepped forward and took the girl's hand.
"I'm Steve Stifler," he said, "And I think you were sent from heaven."
Finch rolled his eyes. The girl gave him a strange look again.
"I'm Jessica Hargrove," she said, "And I think you were sent from the land of bad pick-up lines."
Oz laughed a bit, Jim and Kevin grinning widely. Stifler looked somewhat embarrassed and backed up from Jessica, letting go of her hand.
"Obviously, Steven," said Finch, stepping forward and taking Jessica's hand, "This one's in search of a more mature man."
And with that he leaned over and kissed her hand.
"Actually," said Jessica, "I'm in search of the guidance office."
She brought her hand back quickly and wiped the back of her hand on the side of her pants, and looked over at Oz.
"Do you think you could show me where it is?" she asked innocently. Oz nodded.
"Yeah," he said, "Ignore these guys, they're strange."
Jessica smiled a bit. Oz shut his locker and started walking down the hall, Jessica following beside him.
"Holy shit," said Jim, "She's amazing."
"I told you." Said Kevin.
"What the fuck are you guys talking about?" said Stifler, "What a fucking bitch."
"Stifler, just because she wouldn't have sex with you in the hallway doesn't make her a bitch." Said Kevin.
"She's a seductress." Said Finch, still watching Jessica and Oz walking away, "This one will not get away."
"What do you mean 'this one'?" asked Stifler. "You've never had any chick in your life ever, have you?"
"That's not the point, Steven," said Finch.
"Stop fucking calling me Steven." Said Stifler and turned and walked off down the hall, passing Vicky and yelling, "Yo, Vicky, what's new on the dog side of town?" and then smacking her ass. Vicky glared back at him and yelled, "You're a prick, Stifler."
Kevin smiled as she walked over to him.
"Hey," he said.
"Hi," she replied and they gave each other a quick kiss.
Vicky glanced at Finch, and saw him staring behind her. She looked over her shoulder and then looked back to Jim and Kevin.
"What's he staring at?" she asked.
"The new girl." Answered Jim.
"We get new kids all the time," Vicky said.
"Not ones like her." Said Finch, still gazing.
"Who is she?" asked Vicky.
"She's not important," said Kevin, and took Vicky's hand and the too walked down the hall.
Oz walked with Jessica down a flight of stairs and turned, going through a pair of doors.
"So, where are you from?" Oz asked.
"I'm from…" she began, then thought, "All over, I guess."
"Travel a lot?" Oz asked.
"You could say that, yeah." She replied.
"That's cool." Oz said, nodding slightly, "When did you get here?"
"Um, three days ago." She said.
"Ah, so your parents let you stay home to get settled in?" Oz asked.
She nodded.
"Mine are way overprotective, and go postal when I don't follow the rules they set for me…which is about always, but you get the point." She said.
Oz laughed and grinned over at her.
"Yeah, my parent's don't really give a shit what I do either way," he said, "As long as it has something to do with sports."
"You're into sports?" she asked.
Oz nodded, "Yeah, I'm on the lacrosse team."
She smiled.
"That's cool."
"I guess." Oz shrugged.
"Now, about that Steven guy…" Jessica said, "He isn't…you know…mentally challenged or anything is he?"
Oz laughed a bit.
"I'll get back to you on that," he said, but then shook his head, "Nah, he's not, just a little odd."
"Yeah, I gathered that." She smirked.
They stopped in front of a door that said 'Guidance' and looked at each other.
"Well, thanks." Jessica said.
"No problem." Oz replied, "So I guess I'll see you around?"
"Looks like." She smiled a bit and turned the doorknob and went inside the door. Oz exhaled deeply and walked towards his next class.
Jim sat in his science class boredly beside Stifler. His last class of the day had to end with Stifler. Stifler was writing rude things in textbooks and then chuckling at them in his own amusement.
Jim was suddenly jolted awake by Jessica walking through the door and into the classroom. She talked to the teacher for a moment, and then walked over and sat on the other side of Jim.
"Hey," she said, "Sorry to sit beside you but I don't know anyone in here and even though you never said anything, you were there so…is it okay if I sit here?"
"What?" Jim said, but then snapped out of it, "I mean, yeah, its fine."
"Hey look," said Stifler, "It's the bitch from the black lagoon."
"Aw, don't be so embarrassed, Steven," Jessica said back, sarcastically she added, "I think you fell from heaven too."
Stifler grumbled something and looked back to his book of profanities. Jim actually felt sort of nervous about being in between these two.
"So, uh…" Jim said, looking at Jessica in an attempt to pick up conversation, "I'm Jim."
Jessica looked back to meet his eyes with her own green ones and smiled.
"Well, you already know my name so its good to meet you." She said.
"You too, yes, definitely you too." Jim replied. Jessica smiled a bit.
"You know," said Jim, "There's going to be a party at Stifler's tonight. If you want to meet new people," he thought about that for a second and didn't really want her meeting new people, "or just come for fun, or something to do, its always open." She nodded.
"Thanks," she said, "I'll try."
"Yeah, try real hard," said Stifler, "That way we can even out the dogs and the hotties."
"Hm, I don't know which side I would be on, but I know which you would be on." she said, "You'd be on the dog's side because I hear you always like to have a… 'bone' in your mouth."
Stifler glared and said "Fuck you." And then the bell rang, signifying the end of the day.
Jessica stood up quickly, and shoved a book in her book bag.
"So, I'll see you tonight?" Jim asked hopefully. Jessica looked up from her book bag and smiled.
"We'll see, won't we?" she said and smiled again, "Good seeing you again, Jim."
And with that she turned and walked out of the classroom.
"Fuck," said Stifler, "Why the hell would you do that? The little bitch is gonna ruin the party."
"I seriously doubt that, Stifler." Said Jim, "I seriously doubt that."
By the way, lets make this clear that this is NOT the Jessica from the actual movie. Different Jessica. Totally different.
Now, everyone in the first movie gets some actual "in love" stuff…cept for Jim, but he still got sex. But what about Stifler? :) Have fun!
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Jim and Oz stood at their lockers, talking back and forth as they entered their combinations.
"I dunno what you're so pre-occupied about," said Oz, "Don't worry about a thing. You can talk to her."
Jim looked over his right shoulder at Caryn LaGourge, one of the hottest girls in school. He bit his bottom lip nervously and looked at Oz.
"I can't," he said, "You do it for me."
"What?" Oz looked at Jim, raising an eyebrow, a look of pure pity on his face.
"You, Oz, have to ask Caryn out for me." Jim repeated, putting his hands on his hips like he was meaning business. Oz shook his head and looked back to his locker.
"There's no goddamn way I am asking a chick out for you," he said, "That's such girl shit."
Jim sighed and pulled out a binder from his locker.
"Its not like it'd matter anyway," he said.
"What wouldn't matter, my friends?" said Finch as he came up beside Jim and stood there.
"It wouldn't matter if you all had dicks, cause you couldn't get fucked anyway." Said Stifler, appearing from nowhere beside Oz's locker.
"Shit, Stifler," said Oz, obviously having just been scared by the appearance.
"Whoa, calm down, Ozzie." Said Stifler, "Don't want your water to break, miss."
"What do you want, Stifler?" asked Jim.
"I just decided to come over here and tell you Jim, that Caryn is not in your league." Said Stifler.
"What do you mean?" asked Jim.
"I mean, you don't have a horse's shit chance in hell with her."
"Lay off of him, Stifler." Said Oz.
It was then that Kevin came scrambling down the hall.
"Holy shit," he said, "Have you guys seen the new girl?"
"Ah," said Stifler, "She must be a real dog if you're so excited about seeing her."
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Kevin.
"C'mon, dude, we've all seen Vicky." Replied Stifler, smirking widely.
"Hey, fuck you, Stifler!" said Kevin and lunged at him, but was held back by Jim.
"Whoa," said Stifler, "Your G-strings are all in a twist today."
"So, about this new girl," Jim said, turning to Kevin, trying to calm him down, "She hot?"
"Oh my god, she's not just hot." Answered Kevin.
"So, what's so great about her?" asked Oz.
"Well, see for yourselves cause she's coming in now." Said Kevin and they all looked down the hall at the doors at it's end.
Through the doors came a girl. She had light brown hair, which was put in a loose bun. She had piercings in both her ears. Four earrings in each to be exact; two on the top, two on the bottom. That wasn't her only body part that was pierced though. She was wearing a tight white tank-bellytop, exposing her pierced bellybutton ring, which was blue. She was wearing a pair of big, baggy, tan cargoes that 'clinked' with the sound of change in her pocket. Slung over her shoulder was a light blue book bag, looking not too weighed down, seeing as it was her first day here.
She walked down the hallway with such grace, and it was like time slowed down for the five boys standing in front of the lockers, watching every loose strand of her hair wave in the air she was passing through, her blinking looking like she was batting her eyelashes.
The girl noticed all five of them staring at her with a look on her face and figured if she had their attention already, she might as well ask them the question that was on her mind. She headed over, adjusting the strap of her bookbag and stopped, standing between Finch and Oz.
"Hey," she said, her voice light and kind, but with some attitude.
"Hey." All five said back dazedly. She looked at them strangely, but continued with her question.
"Um, do you guys know where the guidance office is?" she asked.
Jim was just about to answer when Stifler stepped forward and took the girl's hand.
"I'm Steve Stifler," he said, "And I think you were sent from heaven."
Finch rolled his eyes. The girl gave him a strange look again.
"I'm Jessica Hargrove," she said, "And I think you were sent from the land of bad pick-up lines."
Oz laughed a bit, Jim and Kevin grinning widely. Stifler looked somewhat embarrassed and backed up from Jessica, letting go of her hand.
"Obviously, Steven," said Finch, stepping forward and taking Jessica's hand, "This one's in search of a more mature man."
And with that he leaned over and kissed her hand.
"Actually," said Jessica, "I'm in search of the guidance office."
She brought her hand back quickly and wiped the back of her hand on the side of her pants, and looked over at Oz.
"Do you think you could show me where it is?" she asked innocently. Oz nodded.
"Yeah," he said, "Ignore these guys, they're strange."
Jessica smiled a bit. Oz shut his locker and started walking down the hall, Jessica following beside him.
"Holy shit," said Jim, "She's amazing."
"I told you." Said Kevin.
"What the fuck are you guys talking about?" said Stifler, "What a fucking bitch."
"Stifler, just because she wouldn't have sex with you in the hallway doesn't make her a bitch." Said Kevin.
"She's a seductress." Said Finch, still watching Jessica and Oz walking away, "This one will not get away."
"What do you mean 'this one'?" asked Stifler. "You've never had any chick in your life ever, have you?"
"That's not the point, Steven," said Finch.
"Stop fucking calling me Steven." Said Stifler and turned and walked off down the hall, passing Vicky and yelling, "Yo, Vicky, what's new on the dog side of town?" and then smacking her ass. Vicky glared back at him and yelled, "You're a prick, Stifler."
Kevin smiled as she walked over to him.
"Hey," he said.
"Hi," she replied and they gave each other a quick kiss.
Vicky glanced at Finch, and saw him staring behind her. She looked over her shoulder and then looked back to Jim and Kevin.
"What's he staring at?" she asked.
"The new girl." Answered Jim.
"We get new kids all the time," Vicky said.
"Not ones like her." Said Finch, still gazing.
"Who is she?" asked Vicky.
"She's not important," said Kevin, and took Vicky's hand and the too walked down the hall.
Oz walked with Jessica down a flight of stairs and turned, going through a pair of doors.
"So, where are you from?" Oz asked.
"I'm from…" she began, then thought, "All over, I guess."
"Travel a lot?" Oz asked.
"You could say that, yeah." She replied.
"That's cool." Oz said, nodding slightly, "When did you get here?"
"Um, three days ago." She said.
"Ah, so your parents let you stay home to get settled in?" Oz asked.
She nodded.
"Mine are way overprotective, and go postal when I don't follow the rules they set for me…which is about always, but you get the point." She said.
Oz laughed and grinned over at her.
"Yeah, my parent's don't really give a shit what I do either way," he said, "As long as it has something to do with sports."
"You're into sports?" she asked.
Oz nodded, "Yeah, I'm on the lacrosse team."
She smiled.
"That's cool."
"I guess." Oz shrugged.
"Now, about that Steven guy…" Jessica said, "He isn't…you know…mentally challenged or anything is he?"
Oz laughed a bit.
"I'll get back to you on that," he said, but then shook his head, "Nah, he's not, just a little odd."
"Yeah, I gathered that." She smirked.
They stopped in front of a door that said 'Guidance' and looked at each other.
"Well, thanks." Jessica said.
"No problem." Oz replied, "So I guess I'll see you around?"
"Looks like." She smiled a bit and turned the doorknob and went inside the door. Oz exhaled deeply and walked towards his next class.
Jim sat in his science class boredly beside Stifler. His last class of the day had to end with Stifler. Stifler was writing rude things in textbooks and then chuckling at them in his own amusement.
Jim was suddenly jolted awake by Jessica walking through the door and into the classroom. She talked to the teacher for a moment, and then walked over and sat on the other side of Jim.
"Hey," she said, "Sorry to sit beside you but I don't know anyone in here and even though you never said anything, you were there so…is it okay if I sit here?"
"What?" Jim said, but then snapped out of it, "I mean, yeah, its fine."
"Hey look," said Stifler, "It's the bitch from the black lagoon."
"Aw, don't be so embarrassed, Steven," Jessica said back, sarcastically she added, "I think you fell from heaven too."
Stifler grumbled something and looked back to his book of profanities. Jim actually felt sort of nervous about being in between these two.
"So, uh…" Jim said, looking at Jessica in an attempt to pick up conversation, "I'm Jim."
Jessica looked back to meet his eyes with her own green ones and smiled.
"Well, you already know my name so its good to meet you." She said.
"You too, yes, definitely you too." Jim replied. Jessica smiled a bit.
"You know," said Jim, "There's going to be a party at Stifler's tonight. If you want to meet new people," he thought about that for a second and didn't really want her meeting new people, "or just come for fun, or something to do, its always open." She nodded.
"Thanks," she said, "I'll try."
"Yeah, try real hard," said Stifler, "That way we can even out the dogs and the hotties."
"Hm, I don't know which side I would be on, but I know which you would be on." she said, "You'd be on the dog's side because I hear you always like to have a… 'bone' in your mouth."
Stifler glared and said "Fuck you." And then the bell rang, signifying the end of the day.
Jessica stood up quickly, and shoved a book in her book bag.
"So, I'll see you tonight?" Jim asked hopefully. Jessica looked up from her book bag and smiled.
"We'll see, won't we?" she said and smiled again, "Good seeing you again, Jim."
And with that she turned and walked out of the classroom.
"Fuck," said Stifler, "Why the hell would you do that? The little bitch is gonna ruin the party."
"I seriously doubt that, Stifler." Said Jim, "I seriously doubt that."