Hey it's me Lil with another story! *Mini-Party* WHOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ahem… Anyways, this story depends on reviews. They are vital, if you want this story to continue Review, if not… Well, I will not be updating for a while.
ANYWAYS I shall put up the first three chapters in the next three days to give you a slight chance to Review :D
There is going to be six letters per chapter so I'm Going to do half and Fred will do the other half :}
*Screams in your ear* THANKS FOR LISTENING :3
Disclaimer: I own nothing of The Darren Shan and his saga if I did Larten would not have died. D:
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Dear Vancha March
Why are you so disgusting? Go take a shower :)
P.S I'm a big fan :D
From Lily :D
Dear Lily
I AM NOT DISGUSTING, I TAKE A SHOWER EVERY YEAR AND A HALF! AND WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME? I WAS BORN THIS WAY BABY!
From Vancha March
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Dear Larten Crepsley
Hi I'm a big fan of yours ,so big every time I hear your name mentioned anywhere or if I see a dude with ginger or red hair I swoon. *Sigh*
Anyways onto my question –Ahem- Can I have a lock of your hair please? Please? PLEAZ?!
P.S ILURVEYU Omegered I told you teehee *Skips away happily*
From Lily :3
Dear Lillian
No. Simply no to all of that -_-
No I will not give you a lock of my hair, No you do not love me, No you are not a fan of mine.
From Larten Crepsley
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Dear Gavner Purl
Do you realize how loud your snoring is?
P.S When you died in the books I died inside D:
From Lily
Dear Lily
Yes I do realize I snore really loudly and it's funny sometimes when they complain about it. But there's a bad side to it, such as the name calling, the pegs on my nose, the way Larten complains about it like an old woman etc.
I'm sorry to hear that you died inside, I didn't mean to die it was that dumb bimbo's fault (Kurda). But we have an excellent internet connection and a spa In Paradise so don't feel sorry for me. :D
From Gavner Purl
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Dear Arra Sails
How do you do the bars? I can barely walk in a straight line without falling flat on my Buttocks. O.O I am mystified by you *Lightly touches your face like your some sort of Goddess*
From Fred
Dear Fred
Two words my friend: Vampire Blood. Simple as that. Also I have been in training for about 150 years so yeah of course I'm better than you :P
AND STAHP TUCHIN MAH FACE!
From Arra Sails
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Dear Debbie Hemlock
I HATE YOU YOU'RE A DUMB BIMBO THAT DOES'NT DESERVE DARREN, HE DESERVES MUCH MORE THAN YOU, SLUT! (Lil: Fred what have I told you about your anger towards Debbie? | Fred: *Breathes In* *Breaths out* Okay I'm fine now (: ) Okay what do you see in Darren?
From Fred
Dear Fred
O_O *Blinks once* *Blinks twice* Okay that was unusual…
Anyways…What do I see in Darren? Hmmm… I think it's because he was my childhood sweetheart I guess…
From Debbie Hemlock
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Dear Harkat Mulds
WHY YOU SO SHORT? From Fred
Dear Fred
WHY YOU NO LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK?
From Harkat Mulds
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Okay so this is my newest story It Needs Reviews to survive and only you have the power, I wish I could scream I GOT THE POWA! But sadly I can't :( *Looks disappointed*
Anyways, Review ^_^
Lil xxx
Peace and Tranquillity to all