Yuffie POV
Urh, meditate, I HATE meditating. Soooooooooooo booorrriiiiiiing. Why am I here again? Oh yeah! Right, dying the whole towns undies pink. Nyuck nyuck nyuck, pretty funny actually. I mean come on! Could have been worse, could have been me! NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK!! I am so good, I could get away with murder! Okay so what, I was caught during my getaway! I slipped on a puddle in the laundry room, knocked myself unconscious with the bottle of pink die still in my hand! Could've happened to anybody!
Seriously!! I should find something to occupy my time, I've only been here 5 of my 12 hour punishment. Okay what is my favorite color? GREEN!!!! What do I like to wear? GREEN TANKTOP!!! What do I like most about nature? TUNS AND TUNS OF GREEN!!!!! Hum… I'm not going to get very far with this. Why don't I slip out the window? Oh! Right! Chekhov is watching me! DARN YOU CHEKHOV!!! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!!!! Okay well I successfully got to kill two minutes of my time! Genius! Why? Why me? Hang on a sec I'm the GREAT NINJA YUFFIE!!!!!!! And the GREAT NINJA YUFFIE DOES NOT WHINE!!! Now back to killing time. What do I like? GREE… wait let's try to find some variety. VINCENT!!! Crap! Dead giveaway! Ummm… reddylicious eyeballs. Yummy!! Ack! Come on! This is Vincent we are talking about. Let's make a list of things Yuffie thinks about Vinnie! (great I'm talking in third person now, brilliant!)
-Vamp wannabe
-In luv with a dead woman (or is she?)
-Has yummy reddy eyes (how'd that get there?)
-Weirs a big dark red cloak that screams DRACULA!!!
-Long pwetty dawrk hairw (is that manly?)
-Has a coo' gun tha'd could blow my head off
-Has pearly white skin (VAMP!!! DRACULA!!!!!BLOOD SUCKER!!!)
-A deathly glare that could take your breath away (awww…)
Umm… I'm not sure if this is good or bad. I wish I had my rubber ducky. (where'd that come from?) OOOOOOoooooooooo… look I got two hours left! HURRAH!!!!!
WHO DA MAN??!!!! WHO DA MAN??!!!!!!! I DA MAN!!!!!!! Lalalalalala America! Lalalalala America! Lalalalalala … … ummmmm (I won't even go there!) Well I seriously got to kill time somehow (somewhere, out there, beneath the pearl light!)
sight…………….. ONE MORE TIME… sight. I think I'll go visit Cloudy and Teef after this. I can't believe I wasn't even the bride's maid at their wedding. Guess who was? I won't let you guess cuz you'll never answer you stupid brain so I'll tell you.(I don't care I you register all I know and tell my limbs what to do you're still stupid!)
It was Aeris. Seriously! They had a picture of her sitting on the table, with a sign hanging off it that read "bride's maid". TALK ABOUT CREEPY MAN!!! YUCKY!!! GROSSNESS!! (nothing personal Rissy, luv ya but you're dead) Anyhoo! I was thinking (I know is that cool or what) maybe I could go visit Vinnie too!