This is kind of an unoffical fic I guess, just something that happened
because of some hilarious feedback I got back on my last 2 fics. If it doesn't make
any sense, don't worry....bit I figured I'd post it here anyway.

FIC: The Blue Banana
Author: Obi the Kid (hlnkid@aol.com)
Disclaimer: Obi and Qui belong to Lucas
Rating: PG -- one bad word !!(Obi is 16)

NOTE: Okay, Bant_Eerin this one is for you. Not really an official FIC, but I
felt it was needed. A Huge thank you to you Bant for your awesome e-mails
!!! I love it.
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Obi: "Master?" (panting, out of breath as he runs up to his master)

Qui: "What seems to be the problem padawan?"

Obi: "Have you seen Bant lately, Master?"

Qui: "No, would you like me to help you locate her?"

Obi: "NO !!!!....please no master"

Qui: "Okay, perhaps you should explain."

Obi: "She has been following me and chasing me around the temple for the
past 3 days, something about a blue banana."

Qui: "What's a banana?"

Obi:' "I haven't the slightest idea, anyway, I was studying the other day,
she comes flying into our quarters, runs me over and knock me down. Then
she's there rolling around on the floor, laughing hysterically. She keeps
repeating the same word over and over as she rolls around on the floor."

Qui: " And that word would be...?"

Obi: "Banana, of course."

Qui: "Right, please continue padawan."

Obi: "Okay, so today she keeps running up to me and hugging me."

Qui: "There is nothing wrong with a hug Obi-Wan."

Obi: "There is when I start to turn blue because I can't breath and it's
followed it by her slobbering all over my face with what she claims are
harmless kisses."

Qui: " I wondered why you look as though you'd been run over by a bantha,
your hair style leaves alot to be desired.

Obi: "Master, please, let's not try to be funny here, I am serious."

Qui: "So Bant is in a very good mood"

Obi: "No master, it's worse than that...I think...I think, Bant has lost it.
I really do."

Qui: "Lost what?"

Obi: "Her mind, her marbles, she's not got all her oars in the water..."

Qui: "Oars?, padawan....what are...."

Obi: "Nevermind, listen, I need your help. Whatever you do, please tell her
that you havent seen me and have no idea where I am. Okay?"

Qui: "It seems quite unlikely that I would not know where you were,
considering our training bond that will locate you for me..."

Obi: "MASTER, PLEASE !!!....just forget that you saw me..."

Qui: "Is a banana a fruit, because if it is, fruits are very healthy, they
provide..."

Obi: "MASTER !! You are not helping matters......actually, I think it is
fruit, but it's all blue with dark brown splotches all over it and it's all
mushy....But that's not the point here....I need to hide.....

Bant: (in the distance a faint voice rings out) Oooooooooobbbbbbbiiiiiiii?
Weeerrrreeee aaarrreee yyyyyooooouuu?

Obi: "DAMN!"

Qui: "Watch your mouth Padawan."

Obi: "Sorry master, please don't tell her I was here, please, please,
please, please...."

Qui: "Obi-Wan, do not beg, Jedi do not beg."

Obi: "But they do RUN....bye master, I've gotta go now..."

Qui: "Be Careful padawan...watch out for.....(Obi slams right into Bant who
still has the banana in her hand, half eaten...)

Bant: "obi,obi,obi,obi,obi,obi.....I found youuuuuuuu...." (she takes
another bite of the banana, then stick the rest under Obi's nose.) "Wannnnnt
summmm??"

Obi: (rolls his eyes) "Here we go again."

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