Author's note: This is one of a group so please look at my other fics. I will add more stories soon. By the way, an underlined set of words means + title to a new story.

How the Flood was Created

The Flood actually originated on Earth when someone accidentally dropped a marshmallow in some nuclear waste, this caused it to mutate. Thus, it attacked the owner of the marshmallow when he fished it out of the waste and attempted to eat it. It is unknown how the flood left Earth, possibly something to do with Master Chief in his earlier years. It is also unknown how the Heretics managed to take possession of the Flood. There is one lesson to be learned from this however, don't eat marshmallows you've dropped in nuclear waste after the 5 second rule.

A Flood Love Story

There was once a male spore of the Flood named Blorg, and he spent most of his days running around and jumping on peoples' faces. Occasionally, when he felt he had something he needed to say, he would infest a human corpse and run around going, "BLAARGORRGRGRAA" which in his language, would generally translate as the latest gossip. One day, as he was running around the Library (Halo) going, "LORGGOOORBBLEAAAH" which translates as "I'm hungry", he suddenly stopped, because he noticed the most vile and repulsive female spore staring back at him in a relatively rotted (attractive) human corpse. What could he say?(BLAAAGGGROOOORBAAAHHH) He was in love. Every minute of every day they would spend their time together. Occasionally, they would hold claws, or he would gently stroke her corpse's face with his mandible tentacle things, or even tell her that her corpse was looking particularly rotten that day. One day, when Blorg was feeling especially in love, he went out and brought the female spore a human head that he had found lying about, she wore it as a hat. Blorg decided to take the female spore for a walk through the Library one time. As they were walking and interlocking mandible tentacles, they started to hear fighting sounds. Suddenly, Master Chief came down the hallway. He gunned down Blorg with a few rounds of a plasma rifle he found. The nameless female spore filled with grief ran away screaming "LORGGOOORBAAAHHH" which translates as "I'm hungry".