A Sexual Channel of Communication

"Taylor, you can't be serious."

"Sorry! It was an accident! All we have to do is get the bag back! I mean, it's not that hard. Please Gabi?"

"Taylor, your mom watches us like a hawk. Especially since we're here with the boys."

"Fine. Don't help me. Let my parents find it and decide I'm focusing too much on Chad. I'll graduate early and I won't see Chad and it's your fault that I my kids don't have fathers." Gabriella rolled her eyes.

"Alright Taylor. But you owe me. Big time."

"Whatever. Just help me get my lingerie back."

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"Kelsi, do you really think I'm a nymphomaniac without the other men thing?"

"No. You're just…very sexually active. Like a rabbit. A pretty pink rabbit with singing and dancing abilities and a twin blue rabbit."

"I think Ryan would be more a purple rabbit, seeing the way he dresses."

"Sharpay, please don't go there. Costumes are your thing. Ryan doesn't even like role-play in bed."

"Uh-huh. Sure. I saw the French maid outfit."

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"Chad, for the last time. Ketchup and chocolate mixed with cereal and eggs are not healthy."

"Then why am I in such good health?"

"Because Taylor makes sure you eat your veggies and always gives you monthly shots."

"At least she cares. I haven't seen Gabi do anything to help you."

"Oh she helps me. Just in a more pleasuring way than Taylor ever could.

"……DUDE! Are you serious?"

"Three times a week. She even cooks dinner before."

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"Ryan, what does your sister like better? Cake or brownies?"

"Definitely brownies."

"Are you sure? I mean are you 100 percent positive?"

"Dude why do you care so much? It's just some lame anniversary. Who even celebrates their third date?"

"Shar and I do. Besides, I'm planning on scoring more than a thank you."

"….."

"Too much?"

"Definitely. Stick to cooking Baker Boy."

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Okay, I was bred and trying to finish a chapter for Xmas and New Years Special. Tell me how much it sucked!

Adrienne