PMD2 Parody
I decided to make a PMD2 parody. so yeah. Enjoy.
Ch1: I dunno.
Narrator: Well ya see, there's this guy, and his name was Jason, and he did stuff, and did some more stuff, and he went and got-
Audience: BOOO! (Throws tomato)
Narrator: All right fine, yeesh! (leaves stage) Mwa haw haw! I will immerse myself in the story and follow the main character around until he keels over from annoyance!
Backstage Janitor: Why?
Narrator: 'Cuz the Plot overlord of Plotty overlordiness said so!
Meanwhile, we find our main character, Jason, as he wakes up on a beach.
Jason: What the heck just happened?
Me: Y'know, I kinda expected you to be more freaked out.
Jason: Meh.
Voice: Hey, look! A black-colored eevee!
Jason: Huh. I dont see a- holy crap! (looks into ocean) Wait a minute, they got it wrong. IMMA ZORUA YOU DIMWITS!
Another Voice: OMG ITS A SHINY EEVEE! Oh hi. I'm the Narrator! I'm supposed to follow you around and annoy you!
Jason: Well, don't!
Narrator(apparently a Skitty): Meh. (leaves)
Seemingly Random Pikachu: Hi, I'm supposed to be your partner.
Jason: Why?
Pikachu: I dunno. Some boomy voice from the great beyond who's probably typing this sentence in notepad right now told me to do it. My name's Lisa.
Jason: My name's Jason. Do you hases an treehowz?
Lisa: Maybe. I do has a treasure though. I call it the relic fragment!
Jason: It looks like some random piece of rubble whose only purpose is to drive the plot.
Lisa: That's 'cuz it IS just some random piece of rubble whose only purpose is to drive the plot!
Suddenly a koffing and zubat appear out of nowhere.
Koffing: We'll take this!
Lisa: NOOOOO! That's my treasured Relic MacGuffin!
Zubat: He he! See ya later! (flees into beach cave)
Jason: Guess we gotta go in there.
Lisa: Ok.
Narrator: HIII THERE, AUDIENCE! I'm here to tell you that the plot overlord of plotty overlordiness plans to tell the scenes within dungeons using little pieces of important information, rather than telling the whole thing.
That's all!
In Beach Cave...
1st floor
Jason: Ohhh! An oran berry!
Lisa: Help me fight off these shellos!
Jason: There's some stairs! I wonder why there's stairs in here anyway? This is a cave!
Lisa: Nintendo logic.
Jason: Meh.
Narrator: Hi Y'all Imma ridin' a cowboy! Yeeee haw!
Lisa: Who's that guy?
Jason: The narrator. GET LOST YOU FREAKIN' MORON! (throws a rock at the narrator, knocking him unconcious) Lets go.
2nd floor
Lisa: Lets skip an entire floor for no reason!
Jason: whatever.
3rd floor
Jason: STAIRRRRRRRRS! Oooh, money!
4th floor
Jason: This Incredibly Lame Pun rocks!(picks up gravelerocks)
Lisa: There's the final flight of stairs!
Pit
Koffing: He he! That pudgy black vulpix and his cowardly friend will never make it here!
Zubat: Umm...They're here.
Jason and Lisa enter.
Lisa: Give it back you theives!
Jason: Yeah! This is for calling me a vulpix!
Jason tackles the Koffing while Lisa thundershocks the Zubat. Koffing sees his partner fall but retaliates with smog. Three thundershocks and a tackle take him out.
Jason: We got it back. Now what? Lemme guess, you want me to make an exploration team with you.
Lisa: How did you know!
Jason: I dunno.
Lisa: TO WIGGLYTUFF'S TREEHOWZ!
Kinda funny huh. And now for that phrase that I say every chapter: STAY TUNED FOR MORE CHAPTERS!