Me: This is my second kiriban for y!gallery and deviant art hitting 8000 page views and 3000 page views respectively. Also brought to you by a new penname, same old kelle611.
Disclaimer: Oh my god I wish I owned this, but I have failed to obtain the copy rights for some reason.
Warning: Worst strip club ever, crossdressing, Roxas having a stroke.
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"Come on," Sora whined, "It'll be fuuuuuun!"
"I don't see what's so fun about a strip club," Roxas grumbled as his brother pulled him down the street.
"Well Riku is working tonight," the brunet chirped, "So we'll know someone and-"
"You just want to drool all over Riku," Roxas cut in.
"Is that a crime?" his brother said airily.
The blond just sighed and allowed himself to be pulled into the club, quickly flashing his ID at the door. Sora looked around excitedly and waved to the silver haired man behind the bar before looking for a seat. Roxas groaned as he was directed to a chair next to the stage. Just what he needed, front and center for some whores dancing.
"You stay here," Sora said seriously before running off to the bar and Riku.
"Hey, hey, hey!" a voice called out and Roxas looked up to see a mullet haired man in the DJ's booth, "Welcome to StudMuffin's club! How's everyone doing tonight?!" The blond paused as if waiting for a response.
"Shut up Demyx!" a voice called from backstage.
"Oh you shut up!" the DJ snapped, "Um…right. Here's the douch bag of the year-"
"You son of a bitch!" the voice screamed.
"What?! There's no one here! Well, one blond kid. Are you even old enough to be here?" Demyx leaned forward on his booth and surveyed Roxas wearily.
"I'm 23 thank you very much," the blond snapped.
"Oh that's just not fair," the DJ groaned, "You have the genes of a god."
"Demyx!" the voice backstage yelled again, "Just fucking introduce me so I can get this over with!"
"Wow," Roxas said, "Such enthusiasm."
"Oh that is it!" the voice said, "Welcome to the stage Axel!" The curtains at the back of the stage burst open and a tall redhead swaggered onto stage. He was stunning, there was no denying that. He had tight, lithe muscles, a feminine curve to his hips, emerald eyes that drew Roxas in, and two triangles under his eyes. He was also in a German bar maid uniform and his crimson locks in braids. "Where the hell is my music?!" the redhead snapped.
"I'm getting to it, I'm getting to it," the blond DJ snapped.
"Not fast enough," Axel crossed his arms over his chest irritably.
"Oh shut up wench," Demyx muttered as he messed with the controls of his station.
"This is the worst strip club ever," Roxas groaned, "Hey Sora! Can we go yet?!"
"Oh you did not just insult the club," the redhead on stage said, "That's it, Dem, play the song and let me show this guy what we can do here!"
The music finally started up and Roxas groaned slightly.
oh, you touch my tralala,
mmm... my ding ding dong.
Axel strutted forward on the stage, his eyes locked onto Roxas' and the blond froze. There was something in the redhead's emerald gaze that made the heat rise in his cheeks. Axel ran a hand over his chest and up his neck, his head tipping back and eyes closing in supposed bliss.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la.
The hand on the redhead's neck moved up and he toyed with one of his braids lightly. Roxas gulped audibly as Axel's other hand moved under his skirt, making it ride up on his leg and offering a glimpse of white frilly panties underneath. The way the redhead swayed, the way his hands moved, Roxas' mouth was suddenly very dry.
Oh, you touch my tralala
Both Axel's hands traveled along the bodice of his outfit and the blonde's breath caught as it started to come undone, slowly exposing the ripped stomach beneath it. The redhead gyrated with the beat and Roxas' sapphire eyes moved with him, mesmerized by the sight. The soft smirk on Axel's lips let the blond know that he was reacting just as the redhead had planned.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.
The bodice slowly fell to the floor, slipping down long lean arms in a slow descent. Standing there in just a short skirt, the redhead swiveled his hips slightly, running his hands over taught muscles as he made his way forward. Coming forward, the redhead took hold of the pole at the edge of the stage. Smirking down at the blond, Axel spun around the metal pole, deftly bringing his legs up above his head and holding himself in place.
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.
Hanging suspended by his legs, the redhead arched against the pole, running his hands over his body and writhing to the music.
Deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
The redhead flipped down from the pole, landing in an easy split, gently swaying his hips against the stage. Roxas felt his breath speeding up slightly as he watched the redhead, and he thought he was about to have a heart attack when Axel leaned back in a spectacular display of flexibility to lay the back of his head against the stage.
i'm looking for some love.
de-de-de-deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
Axel sat back up effortlessly, smirking as he ran his hands down his stomach and licked his lips. Sliding his hands back up, the redhead stretched out on stage before arching into a cat like position and slowly making his way toward the stunned blond. Roxas was fairly certain he was going to pass out.
deep in the night,
i'm looking for some (ping)
The redhead crawled down the steps at the front of the stage, coming up to the blond slowly, his hips swaying in a way that was far too intriguing to the blond. As soon as he made it to the blonde's legs, Axel pried them open and arched up until he was eye level with the now hyperventilating Roxas. "Wanna lap dance?" he purred.
Roxas squeaked adorably in response.
You tease me,
oh please me,
i want you to be my lovetoy,
Axel laughed lightly and stood fluidly, turning smoothly between Roxas' spread thighs. Smirking as he felt the blonde's eyes trained on his ass, the redhead swiveled his hips and hooked his thumbs in the hem of his skirt. He felt shaky hands gripping his waist when he began to lower the garment. Usually he would punch a customer for that, but the kid was kind of cute.
come near me, don't fear me,
i just can't get enough of you boy.
Roxas nearly swallowed his tongue when the redhead pulled the skirt down, bending over slightly in the process so that his ass was only inches away from his face. The blond gulped loudly as he took in the sight of the white lace thong. Then Axel dropped down into his lap, rolling his hips against Roxas' groin. A strangled gasp escaped the blond as he felt his dick stiffen slightly. A small chuckle came from the redhead and he pushed against him harder.
Oh, you touch my tralala.
la la la..
mmm, my ding ding dong,
Roxas was whimpering; he knew he was, but damn the redhead was sexy. Axel had thrown his arm around the blonde's neck as he gyrated slightly.
oh you touch my tralala,
mmm, my ding ding dong.
la la la...
The song skipped slightly and Axel jumped, his shoulder bumping against the blonde's chin painfully. Roxas' hand came up to grip. The redhead looked down at the small still stunned blond then glared at Demyx. The mulleted DJ was messing with the computer at his stand, head bobbing to his own iPod.
you te-
you to be my lovetoy.
come ne- me, don't
of you boy.
Axel stared at Demyx as the DJ continued to ignore the redhead and skipping track. Sighing slightly, Axel glanced at the still stunned blond beneath him. Putting on his most seductive smile, the redhead leaned down, breathing on Roxas' neck. The blond shivered noticeably and his eyes slipped closed when Axel's hand slid over his thigh. He didn't even notice when the redhead took out his wallet and removed his cash.
"Thanks kid," Axel purred before standing abruptly, "DEMYX!"
Oh, you touch my
mmm, my.
la la la..
oh, you touch my tralala.
la la la..
mmm, my ding ding dong.
"Huh?" the DJ looked down in confusion.
"Song is skipping!" the redhead fumed, "You ruined my set!"
"Only person here is Sora and blondie," Demyx shrugged, "And Sora is trying to get into…is getting into Riku's pants. And blondie looks like he had a stroke there."
(ding ding dong)
mmm, my ding ding dong
"Oh my god," Roxas exclaimed. Leaning back in his seat, Roxas watched the stripper beat the DJ to a bloody pulp.
oh, you touch my tralala.
lalala...
mmm, my ding ding dong.
oh ,you touch my tralala
(ding ding dong)
oh, you touch my tralala.
mmm, my ding dong dong.
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Me: IF SOMEONE DRAWS AXEL IN THAT OUTFIT I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND OWE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! I'M SERIOUS!
Mims: She really is.
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