Hello my beloved readers! The story in store for you today is one of mystery, love, and drama. Well... Maybe just romance... and some male pregnancy.

This was a story I wrote back in the eighth grade, and well. Things have happened. I found it a few days back, and my first thought was "hey, I bet a million random people wanna read a random yaoi of Bowser and Luigi! Why not give them why they've lived their entire lives to read?"

So... If you want to come at me with pitchforks, I suppose that's okay. But better yet, enjoy my screwed up fanfic about Bowser and Luigi falling in love — spoiler alert.

Toodles!

Chapter 1

Luigi woke up. He knew where he was, and it wasn't odd that he has been sleeping there, but it just didn't seem right. He was in his bed, in his room, in his house, and yet, something seemed off.

The wooden floor seemed cold against his feet as Luigi made his way for the door. He heard Mario calling him from the den, and he quickly moved towards it.

"Bowser kidnapped the Princess, Luigi!" Mario cried importantly, "we have to rescue her!"

Luigi was silent. Something about what Mario had just said made his stomach drop. One of the words he had spoken. Luigi lowered his head, trying to think.

"What's wrong, bro?" Mario asked his brother.

"I don't... really... know..." Luigi stammered in reply, blood pounding in his ears.

"Come on!" Mario taunted playfully, "we've done this a thousand times. All we gotta do is throw some shells, slam some hammers, and bam, we have the Princess! What could go wrong?"

"I guess you're right," Luigi sighed. However, he couldn't shake the feeling in the pit of his stomach.

Princess Peach sighed. Bowser has always been pretty pathetic— a huge dragon-turtle who could be knocked out by a couple of Italian plumbers— but today he was going for a record, it seemed.

The Princess was sitting in a cardboard box in the middle of Bowser's throne room. The Koopa King himself was dancing around her, singing harassments. But since there wasn't much to make fun of with Princess Peach, he had to invent a bit.

"Your dress is um...er...pink! Har, har, har..."

"Ugh, idiot." Peach groaned. She had been through this exact situation a million times before, and she was really beginning to get bored with it. Even Bowser, though you couldn't tell, had lost all feelings of love he had ever felt towards the Princess. He, too, wanted change. Little did he know, it was coming faster than anybody could have imagined.

"Haayyya!" A scream and then the cracking of glass. Mario had arrived. "You fiend!" Cried Mario when he saw Peach on the floor in a box. "But, uh, don't you usually put her in a cage or something?"

"Oh...y-yeah, but you already broke all of my cages. This was all I had available on such short notice," Bowser replied apologetically.

Suddenly, the door opened and Luigi walked in slowly. He was looking at his feet.

Look up, Luigi told himself, it's all fine, just look up. Luigi looked up. He was in a beautiful room. Stained glass windows lined the brim, and the walls were all a deep garnet color. A huge, gorgeous throne sat regally only feet behind Bowser...Bowser!?

Luigi's eyes bugged out of his head. "B-Bowser?" Luigi stuttered.

"Yeah!" The Koopa King replied proudly, "what of it, runt?"

Luigi blinked in utter disbelief. Mario and Princess Peach watched him curiously. The green clad plumber outlined Bowser's thick body with his eyes again and again. His heart beat faster, his palms sweated, his eyes burned.

Bowser took Luigi's silence as open disrespect, "I said, what of it!?" The Koopa Kong snarled.

"Nothing..." Luigi choked out. He couldn't take another minute. He collapsed to the floor. Boswer... Looked... Sexy! He was a beautiful creature, so perfect and manly.

"Mario! You broke my Barbie Doll!" Bowser sobbed.

Luigi felt an overwhelming urge to comfort Bowser. But he couldn't... Luigi leapt to his feet and dashed out the door. He jumped into a warp pipe and traveled back to his house.