ROBOT SANTA EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
I own and regret nothing!
Alright everybody, listen up! Shouted Grunkle stan! I've copyrighted 2nd Christmas here in gravity falls.
And stand to make a lot of moolah! And best of all I've found a delightful union that leases out circus
freaks to do your bidding
At which point he opens up the crate and out pours an army of little elf-like creatures who began to
sing.
We are free and fairly sober.
With so many toys to build.
The machines are kind of tricky.
CREAK...
Probably someone will be killed.
SNAP! CRASH! MY LEG!
But we'd gladly work for nothing.
-Which is good because I don't intend to pay.
Reminded grunkle stan
The elves are back to work today.
Hooray!
We have just a couple hours.
To make several billion gifts.
And the labor isn't easy.
Then you'll all work triple shifts.
Declared grunkle stan
You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed.
It's back to work on christmas eve!
Panted the weary elves as they desperately tried to keep up.
Hooray!
And though you're cold and sore and ugly.
Sang grunkle stan in a poor attempt to boost morale.
Your pride will mask the pain.
uh, Let my happy smile warm your hearts.
Sang mabel as she desperately tried to lift their spir-
There's a toy lodged in my brain!
-at which point she just gave up.
We are getting awfully tired.
And we can't work any faster.
And we're very very sorry.
Why you selfish little bastards!
Shouted grunkle stan
Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a crummy empty handed jerk?
SMACK! WHACK! OW! WHY!?
Then shut your yaps and get back to work!
Now it's very nearly christmas.
And we've done the best we could.
These toy soldiers are poorly painted.
Groused grunkle Stan.
And they're made from inferior wood.
I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly.
Shouted grunkle stan as he drove away with the toys.
If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye.
Complained a nearby frozen man.
Now it's back into our cages to drown ourselves in rye
You did the best you could, and these gorillas really are ok.
Comforted wendy.
The elves are resting christmas day.
Hooray!
Well...that was...interesting. Said dipper.
Yeah...said wendy.
After along moment of silence, dipper finally speaks up.
So it goes without saying that we release these poor guys and nark out grunkle stan to the geneva convention?
AGREED! Shouted everyone else.
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also I'd like to apologize for all the times I was mad at people for taking to long to update, juggling real life is hard!