( Leopardfoot was just left by Pinestar, her fiance, now she has sat is the same place for 3 whole weeks. This whole thing could be avoided...if she had a sassy gay friend.)
" What! What! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
Leopardfoot looked up in surprize. It was her best friend Ravenpaw, sparkles surrounding him.
" Oh... hi. I'm just here sitting like always, Pinestar left me, I have nothing left to do. I'm just waiting for him to come back."
Ravenpaw's eye twitched in annoyance. He snapped his fingers ( ?_?) , and rolled his neck.
"Gurl, pla- to-the-eze! Just move on with your life! You have been sitting here for the last 3 freakin' weeks! Move on!"
Leopardfoot hissed at him, her face twisted as if eating a lemon ( not a good combo, trust me), and narrowing her eyes.
" How could you! He left me waiting at the Highstone forever! I can't move on! Not after what he did!"
Ravenpaw just frowned at her. He grabbed her paws, and looked at her hard. " Leopardfoot, it's over. " You are very beautiful, if I wasn't gay, I would probably be after you! But, you need to move on! Breathe! Get off your butt! Walk! EAT!"
Leopardfoot nodded, and grabbed her mouse. She had been saving it snice he left her. Ravenpaw saw this and flipped his scarf in disgust.
" WHAT! WHAT! WHAT ARE YOU EATING! That is so three weeks ago! Here have some water."
Leopardfoot twitched her ears. " It's... red."
Ravenpaw looked at her like she was an idiot, " Of course it is! It's fruit punch! It's supposed to be like that!"
Fruit...punch?" Ravenpaw nodded at her.
" Just flip, dip, and sip!"
"What is this!"
" Hawaiian punch!"
Hawaiian punch?"
Hawaiian punch!"
Hawaiian punch?"
" Hawaiian punch!"
Hawaiian punch?"
" HAWAIIAN PUNCH!"
Leopardfoot nodded, " O.K"
Ravenpaw nodded at her, approval in his gaze, " Now about that fur..."