"How did you get the number, un?"
Heavy breathing.
Deidara growled into the phone as he walked out of his room. "Who is this, un?"
"Uh... DeiDei!"
Deidara tripped over his own feet at the nickname. "What the fuck!?"
"Hahaha, you tripped, Deidara-san!"
"Tobi!"
The laughter filtered off the phone, and Deidara crushed it with his hand, but still heard the laughter. Deidara stalked toward the sound and found Tobi.
Tobi felt a chill down his spine that made him stop laughing. "Deidara-san!" he exclaimed.
Deidara backed Tobi into a wall. Tobi gulped. "I'm sorry, sempa-"
Deidara had cut off Tobi's sentence by ripping off his mask and planting a hard kiss to his lips. When Deidara pulled away, Tobi almost tripped over his own feet.
Deidara grinned. "Who's doing the tripping now, un?"
Deidara walked away with grin and tossed his broken cell phone over his shoulder. "You owe my a new cell phone, Tobi, un!"
Tobi's shoulders shrugged his shoulders in defeat. No more prank calls on DeiDei. Well, unless he wanted to be kissed against a wall again... Tobi paused. "More pranks on DeiDei!"