Shia : Waiii!! Moshi-moshi, minna-san!! It's been a while since my last post... I hope this story isn't as bad as I think. Hehehe...

Hiruma : You broke your graveyard, didn't you?

Shia : Yeah, because you didn't build my graveyard as I told you.

Hiruma : Nani? *evil look* Who do you think you are?

Shia : Me? Just an immortal sucks writer! Ahahahahaha!!! *laughing hysterically*

Hiruma : BANG!!! *shots Shia's head for the four times* Go back to your graveyard!! Kekekekekeke!!! *evil laugh*

Sena : Uhm, ano... Hiruma-san... what about the disclaimer?

Hiruma : Do it, fucking shrimp! *place his gun in front of Sena's head*

Sena : O, o, o... okayy.... Shia-san doesn't own Eyeshield 21...

Shia : *wakes up* Thank you Sena! You're very kind! Well, minna-san, enjoy!

Hiruma : !#$%^&*()

An Extraordinary Ball

by: Shinku Amakusa .a.k.a. Shia

All girls in Deimon Senior High School won't miss that ball, neither will Mamori. She absolutely didn't want to miss that most interesting event ever in her happy Senior High School life. But, she's still wonder why there's none of the boys offer her to be their partner?

Ch 1 ~ The problem's beginning

~ 3 days before the ball ~

Mamori forced her legs to walk to the club house. Actually, she didn't want to be there with this kind of feeling. Yeah, feeling of disappoint, confuse, and many more.

"I hope there's no one in the Club House… I really can't make up my face…" Mamori thought.

Mamori opened the club house's door slowly and peeked in.

Silence.

"Good. It seems everyone is practicing outside…" Mamori whispered to herself. Mamori sat down in the sofa, took a deep breath, then closed her eyes slowly. Her mind was going somewhere else, and she didn't mind. All she needed to do now is calm herself from confusing thoughts.

"Calm down, Mamori…" Mamori said to herself, eyes still closed. "There's impossible for the guys to not asking you to be their partner in the ball. Well, if they did, I wouldn't accept their offer spontaneously too. But, is that means that I have to go to the ball by myself? No! Not this year!!" Mamori yelled in her mind.

Mamori was too busy with her own thought and she didn't realize that someone entered the club house and walked closer to her.

"Oho… What's the famous fucking goddess Anezaki Mamori here?" someone's sarcasm-ing with his familiar voice.

Mamori opened her eyes slowly. "Hiruma-kun…"

"What's up with that face? It looked like as no one asked you to be their damn partner for the fucking ball, am I right?" another mocking voice is 'on air' plus with an annoying grin, a perfect combo for fishing Mamori's nerves.

"As if you HAD a partner to go to the ball!!!" yelled Mamori.

"Tch, stupid ball just for fucking stupid people!" Hiruma answered with his evil laughter.

"What do you mean? Are you trying to tell me that I'm stupid?!" another yell from Mamori.

"You already know yourself" Hiruma replied.

"Hirumaaa… You…" Mamori greeted her teeth and flinched her arm. "You bast—"

"Ahahaha! And then…" Sena and Suzuna's voice were coming closer from outside, and then they opened the door exactly when Mamori almost let out her first cursed word.

"Mamo-nee? You-nii?" Suzuna asked in surprised tone and Sena blinked. "What are you doing here?"

"S, Sena…? Suzuna…?" Mamori asked, confused. "H, have the practice end?" Mamori asked and tried to smile.

"Yeah, most of them already went home…" Sena answered.

"Ne, what are you two doing here???" Suzuna asked with her mischievous smile. "Two persons—in the dark club house—alone" Suzuna started to tease Mamori.

"Suzunaa~! It's not like that! We're not doing anything! Ne, Hiruma?" Mamori rolled her eyes to Hiruma, who was blowing his bubble gum into another bubble, hoping for a help.

"It's too bad that you entered club house without knocking. I almost got another fucking black-mailed thing from this fucking manager! Kekekekeke!!" Hiruma let out his evil laughter.

"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Sena and Suzuna shocked and their mind were going to start imagine the 'black mailed thing' between Mamori and Hiruma.

"Oh God, Hiruma!! Please don't say that!!! Suzuna, Sena, don't mind what was Hiruma said. He just kidding!" Mamori tried to convince two shocked persons in front of her.

"A… ahaha… I guess we have to go now… ne, Sena?" Suzuna asked.

"Uh, oh, yeah… Ja, ja ne, Mamori-neechan!" Sena smiled nervously and walked with Suzuna.

"Wa, wait! You two…" Mamori tried to stop them.

"Ja, ja ne… You-nii!" Suzuna waved her hand, then skated with Sena, slowly disappeared from Mamori's sight.

"Good. I just beg for a help and now you just make the trouble. Can't you life peacefully without dragging your problem into others?!" Mamori's anger started to boil again.

"I don't have any problem to be dragged in…"

"You don't have it, but you create it!!! And you just did one new problem for me! Thank you very much! I appreciate it! Ja ne!" Mamori shouted and took her bag. Then she ran to and slammed the door, left Hiruma in the club house alone.

"Stupid fucking manager…" Hiruma mumbled to himself with a smile on his face.

To be Continued~~~~

Shia: Nyaaah!!! How was it??? I guess it's pretty confusing and boring, wasn't it? Gomenasai for many gramatical error!!! Please read and review, minna-san! What do you think will happen???

Anyway, thanks for reading! *bows* I'll update as soon as possible!