Cullen and Fenton Wife Swap

Chapter 1:

Vlad's POV-

Hmm, Vlad mused in his office, 'What can I do to either irritate or expose Daniel, while at the same time, win Maddie's heart?' he asked himself while stroking his fluffy white cat, Maddie.

The cat looked up at him, giving an annoyed yowling sound.

"You're right Maddie, that would be a perfect idea," the evil billionaire grinned logging onto the computer and printing out the Wife Swap application.

"By entering the Fenton's on Wife Swap, I can get Maddie out of the house while I send ghosts to terrorize Jack, which would get Danny revealed on national television, all the while," he chuckled darkly, "Maddie would be away from Jack, which would make her realize that she needs a husband that isn't such a buffoon, and will have her running straight into my arms."

Vlad let out an evil laugh, "You will be mine Maddie Fenton, and I will use this annoying reality television show to prove it."

Maddie the cat purred in agreement.

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Danny's POV-

When Tucker, Sam, and I walked into my living room after school got out we were immediately bombarded with my ecstatic parents (and a less ecstatic Jazz) who were sitting on the couch in the living room waiting for me.

"Danny! Guess what, we've been chosen to be on Wife Swap! Isn't that wonderful!" my mom beamed happily waving around a piece of paper with the word APPROVED stamped on it in big red letters.

'No,' I thought miserably. It was bad enough that I had to hide my secret from my parents on a regular basis, but now I would have to hide it from some random woman who would be living with us, and from the whole world on national television.

"Yeah, Mom that's awesome," I faked enthusiasm. Jazz, Sam and Tucker, sent me looks of pity, "We'll be in my room now."

My mom seemed disappointed that I wasn't as excited about this as she was, but it was hard to be excited when I knew that one mistake would allow the whole world to find out about me.

Tucker, Sam and I sped up the stairs, quickly followed by Jazz who had made an excuse to leave.

"Danny!" Jazz shrieked under her breath, "Did you sign us up for Wife Swap?" Why the hell is she accusing me? Does she actually think I want to be on this ridiculous show?

"Jazz, why would I do that? It's bad enough that I have to keep my secret from Mom and Dad, but now I have to keep it from another person in this house, not to mention the entire country!" I yelled back at her. Jazz looked at the floor, feeling guilty for having accused me.

"Well if you didn't, who did?" Sam asked.

"I have an idea," I grumbled, immediately knowing that this had to be a plot by Vlad Masters to get my secret exposed and then swoop in to steal my mom. Sam, Tucker, and Jazz, nodded knowingly.

"Who are we going to be swapping with anyway?" I asked Jazz.

"A woman named Esme Cullen, from Forks, Washington," Jazz told me.

"Forks?" Tucker asked in disbelief, "Is there a Spoons, Washington too?" Tucker joked, but quickly shut up when he received a glare from the rest of us.

"When does she arrive?" I asked Jazz.

"In three days," she told me.

I thought this over for a few minutes. Three days. I have three days to prepare for this.

I supposed it wouldn't be so bad (maybe).I mean, I can handle this for two weeks. I can get through this with my secret intact.

"Okay," I said finally, "Let's do this."

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Emmett's POV-

As a prank I had decided to sign my whole family up for Wife Swap. At the time I thought it would be funny. Edward and Alice must have thought it was funny too, because neither of them said anything against it. But now I was beginning to regret my decision, considering Carlisle was currently chewing me out.

"Did you realize that you could put our whole family in jeopardy because of what you have done?" Carlisle seethed. Jeopardy is just a bit of an exaggeration.

"Oh, come on, we've managed to keep it a secret this long I think we can handle it," I argued with him. The worst thing that could happen is that someone from one of our old towns would recognize us—granted, anyone from one of those towns would be over eighty years old by now and probably wouldn't be believed. Why watches Wife Swap anyway?

"We've also never been on national television before!" Carlisle countered. Please, what does he think we're going to do?

"In, Emmett's defense," Alice piped up (finally). It's about time she came to my aid, "I don't see anything going wrong because of this show."

Carlisle sighed. Esme put her hands on his shoulders, which usually succeeded in calming him down.

"Everything will be alright, Carlisle," she soothed, smiling at him. Finally he seemed to relax.

"Okay," he agreed finally, "We'll do it."