So to be honest, I have really no clue what I'm about to write. Yesterday I sprained my ankle, and so today I've been sitting on the couch, binge-watching OHSHC. So I thought, why not write a random fic? So here it is.


The yaoi brothers

"The yaoi brothers?!" Hikaru scoffed, looking down at the girl who stood before him, a serious expression in her steely grey eyes.

"Yes." She answered simply, staring at him. She didn't blink once. Come to think of it, had he ever seen her blink?

"So that's really all you take us for?" Kaoru piped up. He bit his knuckle thoughtfully. "Just... Objects? For you to watch and laugh at?"

The girl gulped and fingered the neck of her dress. "I told you already, there should be more to it, but there isn't."

Hikaru sighed and rubbed the back of his neck. "I thought you were different."

Kaoru pressed his lips together. In that moment, he felt a hatred towards the girl. For deceiving his brother and trampling all over his heart.

"So is this your way of breaking up with me?" Hikaru asked forlornly.

She sighed and cupped his face with her hands, despite having to reach up to do so. "Hikaru. We were broken up before we even got together."

She stood on her tiptoes and kissed him on the cheek. Then she was gone, her chestnut locks swinging behind her.

Hikaru was in shock. His first girlfriend basically just told him she'd never even cared for him at all. He sat down on a wrought-iron bench that sat in Ouran's rose garden. When she'd said to meet her in the rose garden, he'd thought it was going to be something good. Not this.

He was so happy when she'd accepted his boyfriend-girlfriend proposal. After being denied by Haruhi, he was happy he'd found a girl that actually seemed to genuinely like him. But now, it had gone up in smoke.

Kaoru sat down on the bench and put his arm around his brother. "Don't think about her, Hikaru. If she never had feelings for you, it never would have worked out anyway."

Hikaru nodded. He knew his twin was right, but that didn't stop it from hurting.

Little did they know, as the girl ran, she cried.

She didn't want to do that. She hated seeing the look on Hikaru's face. But she had to.

She'd been in love with him since middle school. And when he broke her heart, she'd sworn to have revenge. But when they'd reconnected in high school, she felt herself falling for him all over again. Once they were together, she hadn't intended to go through with her revenge plan. But some sick twist of fate had made her tell Hikaru to meet her in the rose garden. And once she'd said it, she knew there was no going back.

She brushed away a few more tears. What did she do that for? Oh, yeah, revenge. But he truly seemed to like her now...

A voice at the back of her head said, "Don't be stupid. He was probably planning to do the same thing to you all over again."

She shook her head. The voice was sometimes wrong. Usually, actually. But it was too late to do anything now.

Between her and Hikaru, it was over.


Damn. I did not mean for that to be... Well, what it was. I'm gonna call this idekwtfjh, which stands for I don't even know what the f-ck just happened, because I don't. Heh. Review and tell me how crappy that was!