Super Mario Sketch show Episode 8

Sketch 17

Level 8-3 of Super Mario Brothers.

Mario is standing outside the castle on level 8-3, he's on the last level of rescuing the princess. He is in his small Mario form, he looks everywhere for a shroom over to find all the blocks have been punched.

Mario sulked. "Damnit! I can't take on Bowser without some protection!"

Suddenly Toad appears out of nowhere.

Toad cheered. "Hey Mario! The princess is in this castle. Just wanna wish you the best luck on rescuing her."

Mario then looks at Toad strangely, noticing his head assembles a magic mushroom.

Toad gulped. "Er….Mario, why are you looking at me like that?"

Drool appeared from Mario's mouth. "Mmmmm…..Shrooms."

Toad went into shock. "Yipe!" he panicked and ran off

"Get back here!" Mario yelled and began to chase him.

"Help! He's gone crazy! He's almost like one of the zombies in a George Romero film!" Toad cried.

Mario then leaped on to Toad, like a tiger catching his prey and takes a small bite out of Toad's head, he grows to his Super Mario form. After taking a bite he leaves Toad alone.

Toad lay injured "Somebody, please call a doctor." He sobbed.

Mario and Bowser faced each other on the bridge over a lava pit in the last level.

"Alright Bowser! Show me what you got!" Mario yelled.

Bowser breathes a fireball at Mario, Mario jumps up avoiding the fireball. When Mario lands, he then looks at Bowser's face, that looks like it's in pain.

"Owwwww! Ow! Ouch! I burnt my tongue! God damn! Doctor Smith has told me a thousand times! When I breathe fire! I have to aim it well away from my tongue and not breathe so much of it!" Bowser cried in pain.

Mario smiled "Tragic."

Bowser closed his eyes and rubbed his tongue with his claws. "Uggghhhh! You win! I need to make a doctor's appointment to get more of that cream."

Bowser then walks past Mario and then to a telephone.

Mario smiled and said quietly to himself. "Easy victory." He then jumped to the next room.

"Hello, Doctor Smith? It's Bowser, again." Bowser said on the phone.

Mario enters the room only to find Link from the Legend of Zelda series there.

Link was talking to Peach. "O.K I've made a huge hole in the wall, you can escape now."

Mario interrupted the escape. "Hey! That's my girlfriend! And aren't you dating Zelda?"

"Zelda's an irritating bitch queen! Peach for the win!"

Mario folded his arms. "I came all this way, and I'm not leaving empty handed!"

Link got ready to draw his sword. "Guess, we'll have to fight for it."

Mario smiled. "Oh Link, you know, I could never fight you. The way you handle that sword, you'd slice me in two in seconds.."

"Glad you see it my way." Link smiled back.

Mario put out his hand "O.K You can have Peach. Let's shake hands in agreement."

Link also put out his hand. "Alright, let's!"

While Mario and Link shake hands, Link doesn't notice that Mario then rolls his other hand into a fist. Mario then swings his fist and punches Link in the face so hard he gets knocked out unconscious.

Mario laughed "Ha! Ha! Sucka! You think I'm that much of a pussy? Do I look like Luigi?" He then turned to Peach. "C'mon Peach let's go home."

"Thank you Mario! The kingdom is safe." Peach smiled.

"Well only for the next five minutes till you get kidnapped again."

"Very funny." Peach frowned.

THE END.