Number I: Percy's everything gets taken by random guy

Yes, yes, Percy had saved the world not once, not twice, but more times than anyone could count. Yes he had defeated many Giants, Titans, furies, monsters, and anything thing else that dared to harm his friends and loved ones. Yes, he was a down to earth guy who refused God hood to stay with the girl he loved, respected his elders, was kind and generous, and had many friends. But, one day at camp...

Annabeth was sitting next to Piper. The two were gossiping because that's what girls do. It was a nice sunny day and there were no clouds in the sky. Perhaps this was because the campers at Camp Half Blood could control the weather at camp. The two were watching to boys sword fight, since that's what boys do. All the boys were very good, but Percy was the best. Even though Percy was putting on quite a show the girls were distracted by Randow Guy who had just entered camp.

"Annie look he's so hot. Even hotter than Percy, though Percy is incredibly sexy and good at fighting, perhaps even better than any other being on earth!" remarked Piper as she watched Random Guy walk into camp. He looked rather weak and plain, and Percy could totally beaTurning t him in a fight.

"Yeah Pipes, I think I will make him my boyfriend because I am now a bitchy temptress, even though in the past I have been brave, smart, determined, and loyal." Annabeth said in her voice school had suddenly turned snarky. Annabeth got up and started to walk over to Random Guy, who started to eye her hungrily.

"Hey Annie, what about Percy!" Piper yelled in a stroke of good sense at the blondes disappearing figure. Percy watched in horror as his girlfriend placed her hand on Random Guy's arm and started beatenly flirting with him. Annabeth leaned in and gave Random Guy and kiss, and Percy turned white. Suddenly all his friends started to walk slowly to Random Guy and crowd around him. Hesitantly Percy followed him wondering what the hell was going on. When he heard what they were staying his blood started to boil, though he had normally been an even tempted person in the past.

"Random Guy you're so hot!" said Piper, touching Random Guy's arm, the one that was not around Annabeth.

"Random Guy you're so cool!" said Jason, totally oblivious that his girlfriend was hitting on another guy.

"Random Guy you're so much better than Percy!" Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Leo, Frank, and Hazel (who were mysteriously at Camp) shouted. Percy felt...angry. It hurt, having all your friends who you had protected and saved for so long desert you for a random guy.

"Bye bye Percy!" Annabeth shouted, white furiously making out with random guy. While the whole camp flocked around Random Guy and hated on Percy, the gods looked on above from Olympus.

"I like Random Guy so much better than my own son." said Posidon, stroking his beard.

"I agree, and he's so much better for my daughter, even though Percy had been so kind and protective towards her, and I hardly know Random Guy." remarked Athena. The gods all took turns shaming Percy, though he had saved their divine asses countless times.

Suddenky the sky opened and Chaos, the supreme ruler of the universe (who had for some reason not appeared until that day) walked in. He was the most powerful being and all the gods grovled in fear.

"Come Percy," he said, "I need a new assassine/angel/peacekeeper/prince!" Percy, who had heard him from below agreed, heart longing for revenge.