Okay, I had the idea of the stories as a joke, but I take this story seriously. It touches on some mature subjects, and is not recommended for younger people, as suggested by the mature rating.
If the thought of suicide makes you nauseous then don't read this story. Suicide is a serious thing that I have almost gone through for the same reasoning as one of the characters in this story. I am sorry to anyone that this story made uncomfortable. Also, I assure you this is not my normal thinking, I am not insane, I know this because I jokingly call myself insane, and if you joke about being insane, most of the time you are actually not.