Pashmina loved Stan; Stan loved Pashmina. Nina loved Howdy; Howdy loved Nina. Simple, right? Wrong. Stan and Nina were dating, and Howdy and Pashmina were dating too. None wanted to hurt the other. But they will learn you can't date one person and be in love with another…

She couldn't take it anymore; she couldn't stand watching them kiss, hug, or snuggle up next to each other. Nina marched up to Pashmina, hands on her hips, and said, "I love the guy you love." The other girl narrowed her eyes. How did Nina know about her crush on Stan?

"Well, we both know the boy's going to end up mine." She said, hoping this was true. Nina growled. "Not on my watch."

[Nina] Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute

[Pashmina] Uh huh, sure, you know you look kinda familiar

[Nina] Yeah, you do too but, hmm
I just wanted to know do you know
somebody named
you know his name

[Pashmina] Oh, yeah definitely, I know his name

[Nina] I just wanted to let you know, he's mine

[Pashmina] Uh, no, no he's mine

[Sing]
[Both] You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

[Nina] I think it's time we got this straight
Let's sit and talk, face to face
There is no way you could mistake him, for your man
Are you insane

[Pashmina] See I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
Cause you're blind if you can't see
That his love is all in me

[Nina] See I tried to hesitate
I didn't want to say, what he told me
He said, without me
He couldn't make it through the day
Ain't that a shame

[Pashmina] And maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna take his time and that's all good
All of my love was all it took

[Both] You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused (confused)
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

[Pashmina] Must you do the things you do
Keep on acting like a fool
You need to know, it's me not you
And if you didn't know it, girl it's true

[Nina] I think that you should realize
And try to understand, why
He is a part of my life
I know it's killing you inside

[Pashmina] You can say what you wanna say
What we have, you can't take
From the truth, you can't escape
I can tell the real, from the fake

[Nina] When will you get the picture
You're the past, I'm the future
Get away, it's my time to shine
If you didn't know, the boy is mine

[Both] You need to give it up
Had about enough (enough)
It's not hard to see (to see)
The boy is mine (the boy is mine)
I'm sorry that you (sorry that you)
Seem to be confused (seem to be confused)
He belongs to me (he belongs to me)
The boy is mine (the boy is mine)

You need to give it up (ooh)
Had about enough (had about enough)
It's not hard to see (hes mine hes mine hes mine hes mine)
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you (I'm so sorry)
Seem to be confused (you seem to be confused)
He belongs to me (he belongs to me)
The boy is mine

[Pashmina] You can't destroy this love I've found
Your silly games, I won't allow
The boy is mine, without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel

[Nina] What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
This special place that's in my heart
Cause he was my love, right from the start

[Both] You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine oohh
I'm sorry that you (I'm sorry that you)
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine

Both of them had a paw raised up, as if to hit the other. "Nina, don't!" Stan yelled as Howdy yelled, "Pashmina don't!" Nina smirked at Pashmina. "See? He doesn't want me to get hurt." She looked at her. "What do you mean? He said 'Nina don't!'" Nina looked confused. "But he said, "Pashmina don't!" So how can he have said "Nina don't?'"

The boys started chuckling. "I said 'Pashmina don't' and Stan said 'Nina don't.'" Howdy said. "Nina, you love Howdy?" Pashmina said as Nina asked, "Pashmina, you love Stan?" Slowly, both girls nodded and looked at the boys. "I love you too, Pashmina." Stan said.

"I love you too Nina." Howdy said. Stan dipped Pashmina and kissed her passionately. Howdy looked at Nina and raised an eyebrow. "We both know I'm not like that, right?" He asked. She nodded and grinned mischievously. "No, but I am." She said, kissing him passionately, almost knocking down. Stan chuckled as he watched Howdy try to regain his balance.

Pashmina kissed him again, wrapping her arms around his neck and pulling him closer. His paws found her waist. She was a better kisser than Nina.

Nina's a better kisser than Pashmina. Howdy thought. Nina broke away. "Hey, Stan." She said, "We're cheating on each other, right in front of each other." Stan laughed. "We're done, but we could still be best friends." She said, grinning. He nodded. "Oh, yeah, Howdy we're done too." Pashmina said. Howdy shrugged.

Penelope leaned back and sighed. "Stina and Howina are over; Stashina and Howdina have begun."

"What are Stina, Howina, Stashina, and Howdina?" Nina asked. "Stina is the coupling name of you and Stan, Howina is the coupling name of Pashmina and Howdy, Stashina is Stan and Pashmina, and Howdina is you and Howdy." Penelope explained.

Nina and Pashmina blushed. "I love you Stan." Pashmina whispered. He kissed her forehead. "I love you too." "Hey, Nina." Pashmina said suddenly, grinning. "Remember when I said the boy would end up mine? Well, I was right. The boy is mine." The girls' laughter filled the room. "The boy is mine, also."

Like I said in the summary, this is dedicated to Sandy x Maxwell 4ever, who I'm still waiting to give me a Howina fanfic. I couldn't help putting in a little Howdina; I didn't want to leave poor Nina and Howdy alone.