SCANTY AND KNEESOCKS GO OUT
Whilst having their dinner at home, Scanty came up with an idea.
"Why don't one of us get pregnant?" she suggested.
"Why?" asked Kneesocks.
"So that one of us can give birth to a Hellspawn." answered Scanty.
"Good idea." said Kneesocks. "But how will we find a man who could help us conceive one?"
"We'll go out tonight and hit the clubs." said Scanty. "We'll be like Anarchy and find ourselves a man. Then we'll take him home and one of us will have intercourse with him."
"I like that, sister. I like that a lot." said Kneesocks. "But couldn't both of us get pregnant? 2 Hellspawns are better than one."
"Of course." said Scanty.
So Scanty and Kneesocks arrived at a nightclub. Scanty was wearing a black dress and Kneesocks was wearing a black tube top and mini skirt. They looked around for the perfect catch.
"So many attractive men to choose from? But who?" asked Kneesocks.
They didn't have to look for long, as two men called Gerry and Pete appeared. The men offered to buy the sisters drinks and sat down at a table with them.
Scanty talked to Gerry and Kneesocks talked to Pete. They talked, drank and danced. The sisters' plan was working perfectly. They just needed to get the men drunk enough so that they could have sex with them.
The men became inebriated and the sisters put them in their car with Fastener driving. They arrived at the sisters' house. They took the men to their bedroom. All four of them stripped off. Scanty and Kneesocks handcuffed the men to their beds.
The men wanted to put condoms on, but the sisters said no. The men were getting annoyed.
"Why don't you want us to wear condoms?" they asked.
The sisters told the men their plan and the men wouldn't stand for it. They didn't want to conceive Hellspawns. They had no idea Scanty and Kneesocks were evil. They struggled to get out of the handcuffs, but no avail.
The men knew that if they don't get erections, they can't have sex with the sisters. But Scanty and Kneesocks gave them both Viagra pills and they were both like the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Scanty and Kneesocks mounted their men and started to have sex with them.
Just then, the window smashed open and two figures jumped into the room and stood there. They were none other than Panty and Stocking ready to fight the Deamon sisters off. The Deamon Sisters took the cuffs off their men and took off them off their beds. The Sisters pulled out their weapons and pointed them at the men's throats.
The beds suddenly started to change shape and grew bigger. They were becoming Bed Ghosts. Underneath the quilts were sharp teeth. They moved like spiders on their bed legs. The Deamon sisters left the room with their men leaving Panty and Stocking alone with the Bed Ghosts. The Anarchies fought off the Bed Ghosts, the Ghosts exploded and the Anarchies got their coin.
The Anarchies left the room and found themselves in a giant maze.
"This is some Nightmare On Elm Street shit." said Panty.
They decided to split up and find the Deamon Sisters. Panty went down one direction, Stocking another. Both of them had their weapons at the ready. It wasn't easy because they kept facing dead ends and had to choose another directions.
In the maze, Scanty and Gerry had one end to themselves and so did Kneesocks and Pete. Both men were lying on the floor, tied up and gagged. The Sisters stroked their men on the heads.
"Blast! It's worn off." said Scanty to Gerry.
Meanwhile, Panty and Stocking were completely lost in the maze. Stocking suddenly remembered something. She got her walkie-talkie out and called Panty.
"Ghost seekers." she said.
"Oh yeah." said Panty.
Ghost Seekers were like heat seeking missiles to ghosts. Panty clicked on a switch on her pistol and Stocking clicked on switches on her katanas. Panty fired into the air and Stocking threw one of her katanas in the air. As if the bullet and katana had lives of their own, the weapons shot across the air to find the Deamon Sisters.
Scanty was just getting it on with Gerry, until she sensed the bullet was heading toward her. She jumped out of the bullet's way as it missed her. Kneesocks sensed Stocking's katana heading towards her and she jumped out of the katana's missed her and got stuck into the wall. Back in Stocking's spot, she held out her hand as if she was using the Force.
Back in Kneesocks and Pete's spot, the katana appeared to wobble by itself and it pulled out of the wall. The katana shot into the air and flew over to where Stocking was. Stocking caught it and judging by the direction the katana came from, Kneesocks wasn't far.
Scanty clicked a switch on her pistol and Kneesocks clicked a switch on one of her scythes.
"Two can play at this game, Anarchy." said Scanty.
She fired her Angel seeking bullet into the air.
In Panty's spot, she sensed Scanty's bullet and dodged out of the bullet's way as it hit the floor from where she was standing. Panty fired some more bullets and they flew over to Scanty's spot. Scanty dodged them all and fired her own bullets. Panty dodged them.
Stocking and Kneesocks were throwing their katanas and scythes at each other. No-one was winning. This was going on for 30 minutes. The Deamon sisters both let out a sigh.
"All we want to do is to have sex with men so that we may conceive Hellspawns. Is that hard to ask?" asked Scanty as she lit a Sobranie.
Kneesocks lit one too. They're bored out of their minds. So were Panty and Stocking.
"Just give us the two men, so we can go home!" said Panty. "I'm bored as shit!"
Stocking then had an idea. She stuck her katanas into a wall and used them to climb it. She appeared at the top of the wall and looked around the maze. It was about as big as a football pitch. She noticed the smoke coming from the Deamon Sisters' cigarettes. She stood on top of the wall and leapt to the top of the next wall and the next wall and the next. Until she reached where Kneesocks was at. Kneesocks was sitting down with her back on the wall.
Stocking jumped down and grabbed Pete. She jumped into the air and landed on top of wall. She then leapt from wall to wall carrying Pete over her shoulder. Stocking then went to the maze entrance and left Pete there. She then jumped back on the walls and looked for Panty.
Scanty's walkie-talkie was buzzing. She answered it. It was Kneesocks on the other end.
"Sister, Anarchy took him!"
"I thought she might." said Scanty.
Panty and Stocking jumped from the wall and landed right beside her. She looked at Panty and Stocking. She was too fed up to fight them.
"Another time, Angels." she said.
She pulled out a small ball and threw it to the ground. Smoke came out and surrounded Panty and Stocking. As the smoke cleared, Scanty was gone.
Panty and Stocking took Gerry and Pete away from the Deamon Sisters' house.
"Oh, thank you so much." said Gerry. "How can we ever repay you?"
Panty got a crafty look on her face. So they took them home and I don't need to tell you what Panty was doing to Gerry.
"You're not wanting me to create a Hellspawn with you, by any chance?" said Gerry.
"No." said Panty.
Pete also joined in the fun. Stocking just had a take out.
At their home, Scanty and Kneesocks were drinking wine and watching TV.
"We failed. But at least we tried." said Scanty.
"Should we try next time, or will that make the Anarchies come back?" asked Kneesocks.
"I think it's okay to have sex with men, as long as we don't force them to get us pregnant." said Scanty.
"We would've made great mothers, by the way." said Kneesocks.
"Very true." said Scanty.
END